Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 22
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -RIP Guy Clark -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Marissa Nadler, Islands, Swans, and Tim Heidecker. -/p4k/ forever
Zoe wrote 55 reviews for P4K, never gave a single BNM Zoe certified patrician
Bentley Howard
what else this year can top 9.1? i doubt swans will be able to - i'm guessing it might get a rare 8.9.
Levi Williams
Oh look they gave Brand New a BNT how about that. Now everyone can stop hating them :^)
Easton Rivera
Frank Ocean, Kanye West, and LCD Soundsystem look like the best bets. However, who knows when Frank will drop his album. It would be shocking if an artist got two 9+ in a year for Kanye. I'm predicting a pan for LCD.
Andrew Foster
Hentai
Caleb James
>It would be shocking if an artist got two 9+ in a year for Kanye. This is exactly why they'll do it desu
>I'm predicting a pan for LCD. Definitely. But then again I was banking on them panning Radiohead.
Zachary Flores
As a Brand New fan, I was pleasantly surprised
Blake Phillips
listening to the new autechre and it's probably gonna get a 5.7
Grayson Butler
It's a bad song though
Chase Torres
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Lincoln Carter
>Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
thank you wonderful p4k shill
Dominic Mitchell
Hi, Will.
Landon Adams
Thank GCG for coming up with that
Matthew Ramirez
carshit headshit is getting panned last two digits are their score
John Jones
HOLY SHIT
Christopher Miller
That bad?
Kevin Martinez
10 or 1,0?
Jack Long
great question. i think i'd choose the former out of those two choices.
i'm glad people like it!
Lincoln Wood
teens of denial was pretty bad but drunk drivers deserves at least a 2.0
Liam Miller
hmm
Brayden Robinson
TMT is such trash with their """ironic""" reviews. The recent one for Deakin's album was particularly awful.
Owen Martin
jesus christ I just read that Deakin one it's not even their usual tangentially-related freeform poetry wank, it's just literally a blogpost at least the score is correct i guess
Michael Ramirez
What's everyone listening to?
pic related, Im really enjoying it
Nathaniel Baker
You know its funny, at least with circa-2004 I would laugh at their joke reviews, but with TMT I feel like I just popped 5 xan whenever I try to read them
Jose Fisher
Last thing I listened to was the new BBNG album; the song with Colin Stetson was fantastic and the whole thing was pretty great imo.
Ethan Wood
I was gonna wait for the actual release on that one, really liked the song with Sam Herring though, he need's to be in more places
Josiah Gray
I'm seeing them live in a couple weeks and couldn't resist. If you enjoyed III you'll definitely into the new album.
Thomas Perry
>i'm glad people like it! literally just one person likes it.
quit acting like you're mf in charge of these threads just bc you have a trip.
Juan Richardson
it was pure syrup for me too... sleeping sauce.
Lincoln Brooks
you sound like a big guy
Kevin Garcia
...
Alexander Thompson
circa-2204 pitchfork*
Yah, like I understand the sentences, but my brain just wants to reject it, and my eyelids start drooping
Alexander Thompson
the best review ny tiny mixtapes is currents by tame impala.
why did they review that pinkshinyultrablast ep that's from like years ago it's not ever a reissue
Jaxon Gutierrez
Because Zoe fought for her artistic vision
Ayden Murphy
Could someone up the new version of Not Just What I Needed?
Thomas Morris
And yet they panned it despite Zoe's review being very positive and also including love for Grandfeathered, which p4k also panned
Ian Ramirez
Zoe can't fight the world on her own unfortunately, she can only do the best that she can
David Rivera
last two digits = pitchfork's score for teens of denial
Brody Roberts
this is like if MattyBRaps were to end up writing snide reviews about minimalist techno for ResidentAdvisor in 2 years
Elijah Campbell
If dubs than it gets an 8.7
Liam Reed
8.5
Christopher Myers
8.5! fuck yeah!
solid score for a solid album. i'm listening again right now.
Liam Brooks
8.3
Luke Torres
lmao.
David Brooks
Lol, thought we were still guessing, desesrved score though
Aaron Wood
TEENS OF DENIAL CONFIRMED AS BEING JUST AS GOOD AS BLACKSTAR AND LEMONADE
Jose Howard
>8.5 BTFO
Aiden Harris
i am not gay but traps are not gay
Carter Phillips
>when does the singing start >cmon sing something >oh wait nm he's singing now carseat headrest sux dick
Tyler Robinson
delete this
Robert Rivera
delete this
Christopher Martinez
it really does and for all the praise his lyrics received, I felt nothing but disappointment
Alexander Thompson
delete this
Jackson Miller
delete this
Caleb Gutierrez
delete this as well
Benjamin Anderson
keep posting this the guy is awful, 'dynamic indie rock' what a laugh
Adam Walker
delete this
Adam Barnes
delete this to complete the trilogy
Cameron Wright
delete this
Oliver King
delete this
Jacob Kelly
delet this
Chase Bailey
he went from shilling his bandcamp on Sup Forums to getting bnms
we're all gonna make it brahs
Eli Edwards
delete this
Cooper Edwards
delete this to complete the tetralogy
Isaiah Hughes
What? Is this true? I thought he was full-blown white?
Nathan Rodriguez
I'm really surprised that Teens of Denial got BNM. Like it's that kind of good? We win?
Jason Jenkins
well Toledo's a Spanish last name, is it not?
Ayden Brooks
Is he next?
Nolan Lee
That's just a performing name, it's actually Barnes.
Chase Torres
spanish is white...
Grayson Collins
Toledo can be a hispanic name I think he's not from Spain tho
probably mexicamerico
Christopher Phillips
he's white, pitchfork is retarded
Thomas White
His real last name is Barnes. Toledo's a stage name to throw off the Sup Forumstants that were lurking his stuff whenever he'd spam it here on the bandcamp threads back in 2011.
Carter Powell
He's totally next. I'm betting it all on his glistening turd tracks.
Jacob Torres
technically, when people say white nowadays though, they generally mean caucasian
Chase Thompson
Post Malone was robbed
Isaiah Hughes
i've always thought he was quarter-japanese.
Mason Howard
nahhhhhh
Nathan Hall
confirmed on fb but you can also see his parents looks like p4 is technically correct
Austin Mitchell
All creepiness aside, aren't both of his parents super suburban and white?
Joshua Ramirez
is this true? not that it's actually Barnes, but that he did it just for the hell of it?
i really don't get what people see in that tape. i tried to enjoy it, and i did like some of the features, but nothing really stood out to me. i just think Post Malone's run his course. goodbye one hit wonder, etc.
Luke James
even his one hit sucked, classic case of producer carrying a bad rapper
Isaiah Allen
wow I had no idea a post Malone tape came out
what a dumb move to do it same day as chance
Dominic Gonzalez
His earlier projects all credit him as Will Barnes but once he started CSH and posting on Sup Forums, that's when the name change came to be.
Sebastian Long
post malone is too big of an investment to fail he literally has a career because his friend is lyor cohen's son
Sebastian Brooks
Will Toledo is white (caucasian). He has a multiethnic background, not multiracial
Jacob Reyes
then that would be incorrect too. most people who are generally called "caucasian" aren't from the caucasus mountains.
who cares anyway - race is just a social construct.
Jaxson Smith
some of that ethnic's not from europe dilla
Easton Brown
Well thats where you've activated my trap card, since the caucas mountains are only 65 million years old, so what were ancient white jew aliens called?
Tyler Phillips
>who cares anyway - race is just a social construct. that doesn't stop americans from obsessing over race and racial identity
Bentley Cruz
>mfw I've always thought my friend looked like Will >mfw his last name is Barnes >mfw Will's real last name is Barnes >mfw I have no face
Luke Nelson
hope you find your face user
David Phillips
or he didn't want his parent's finding his music
Andrew Gray
Anyone have that new version of Not Just What I Needed?
Joshua Cox
No one is going to have that until tomorrow
Christopher Walker
Delete this
James Evans
God damn. I only recently got into CSR but I really dug their new shit. Did not expect anything higher than a high 7.
