Why does Sup Forums hate Chvrches? Serious question

Why does Sup Forums hate Chvrches? Serious question.

they make mediocre music

>Sup Forums
>serious question

Their music is shallow. They have access to too many nice synths to make such lifeless music.

because she's an overly vocal empowered woman, and anything of the sort triggers betas on Sup Forums

I dunno, I like them a lot

first album was good second is shit

For some people it's because she went directly after us. Not even trying to get that it was just all memes.

I would guess this is initially true, but chvrches has been perpetuated into meme more than legitimate hate.

Also, Chvrches is your normie gf's favorite band which doesn't help.

Haha my girlfriend actually really likes Chvrches. Go figure.

for your publicity Lavren

the 20+ daily threads are definitely contributing

shit music. they're only popular here because waifufags

If you liked them initially, the waifu threads will put an end to that fast enough.

Why would you assume that, waifutard? They are not worth my hate

they are literally the definition of an average band

>some people
>Brandon !ZckuWKOLtU

does he enjoy them or is it just him being a faggot?

he apparently likes them

Sup Forums liked them when they were an largely unknown 'indie' synthpop band with a qt singer they could obsess over. then they got popular, she called them out for being pathetic degenerates, rest is history

I genuinely like their music. Really liking their single"Warning call" for "mirrors edge".

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>yfw every poster in these threads is actually brandon

nope

Why are you talking to yourself

why am *I*

I'm not broseph

cuz she doesnt take anal

Because any band/artist that's pretentious enough to do something retarded like replacing the letter U with V in their name deserves all the hate they get.

>chvrches

What's a good song by them? I think I remember trying to listen to them and found them boring. I do that with a lot of bands first listen though and end up liking them.

You know what band I can't fucking stand? Foals. Not really relevant but saw them recently and everyone was going nuts and it was so meh.

They have good songs, but seems like music is so bad these days that any indie band with a female voice is consider groundbreaking by the media or the people in general, and that's what I guess bothers me, I think they're good but not SOOO good just like everyone says. Besides, I don't have anything against women defending their rights but I hate feminazis like Lauren that thinks everyone and everything are some kind of mysoginist. (sorry for the bad english)

>feminazis like Lauren

she embarrased a fan at a show for screaming (with a humour tone) that he wanted to marry her, wtf?
and she actually take the jokes on Sup Forums too serious ("this is what misogyny looks like"), I mean, Sup Forums it's a joke itself, how much serious can you take it?

>if it's a joke it's always fine

boring generic music+obnoxious waifuists

>she embarrased a fan at a show for screaming (with a humour tone) that he wanted to marry her, wtf?
Apparently the guy was doing it the whole time, still could have handled it better.
> she actually take the jokes on Sup Forums too serious ("this is what misogyny looks like"), I mean, Sup Forums it's a joke itself, how much serious can you take it?
There's jokes and then there's shit that crosses the line like people saying they're going to rape and/or murder her. Plus, she seems normal and socially adjusted, so I'm not surprised she thought everything was serious. Some people just dont get our humor.

I like their music, it's confy.
>and lavren is a god-tier waifu.

Chvrches has a female who calls herself feminist. This greatly angers Sup Forums

>a female

Yeah I know that word sounds strange to you.

Some tracks off their debut are okay. (Lungs, Science/Visions. etc.)

well since I don't talk about women like they were wildlife, yes

here's your (You)

you can end your life now

They make genetic synthpop. Also, Lauren has the personality of a used condom

how very savage dude

Post more lavren butt

just bringing attention to the best thing that is somewhat CHVRCHES related

he's right you misogynistic pig, the term is women

>Lavren
>empowered

being literal eye candy for a shitty pop band is not empowering in the least, especially when there are two nerds behind her who clearly do all of the production

Those two guys look the same.

Are they brothers?

Because she transmographicated her face like wojak as a gimmick to get innernet points

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> hey dude you're a fucking faggot dude, kill yourself haha. nerd.
> what ? shut the fuck up ?
> HAHAH omg so MAD it's a MEME hahaha you wouldn't understand ;)))) :DD
> what

Because they're shit.

In Islam.

if her vocals werent good their music would be shit in comparison. the music behind the vocals is pretty much just bad drum samples and very simple synth patches playing simple progressions. they push no boundaries. it's definitely not bad music, it's just not good. it lacks the great melodic content that exists in the best pop music, but also lacks any kind of raw creativity or something that makes them any different from any other indie synthpop artist out there.

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I don't, Lauren is the cutest and most pretty girl on the planet and will always be the queen of Sup Forums

Sup Forums please don't hate desu

I was about to post something like this but you said it way better than I could.

They don't know how to pronounce their name

this is the exact comment i wanted to make.
mediocre production and lauren is one of the worst singers ever. she has an okay voice but she sucks at singing.

Bland synthpop that has a larger following than it deserves. I would still fuck Lavren any day of the week tho.

This

Anons think she looks like a young version of their mom and don't even listen to the shit music

>people in this thread denying you caught the light and science/visions were not SOTY contenders

Probably their best songs next to "by the throat".

my favorite song, like by far, its really the only song ill listen to these days, is strong hand maybe cuz it was a bonus track is why it doenst get much attention.

the only reason they're relevant is because their singer is a very mediocre looking girl

music is bleh

waifufags are obnoxious

lauren is a twat

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