DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

HE'S IN THE JUNGLE BABY
HELL BE FINE

>fronting two of the biggest rock bands in history and selling out stadiums
>sounding the best he has since 1991

2016 is the year of Axl

He's absorbing the life energy of all of 2016's dead celebs

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TO MCDONALDS WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WATCH YOUR FAT FALL TO YOUR SHALALALALALALALA KNEES KNEES

He's lost a LOT of weight since this picture was taken.

The internet never forgets.

If only he could get in good shape he'd be ontop of the world

Yeah, he has.

That picture is too hilarious though

GIMME SOM RAGGAE

Well he is working out, but as long as his voice is good and he doesn't run out of stamina (has always inhaled oxygen between songs though), who gives a shit what he looks like.

He sounds fucking great nowadays and I'm looking forward to the GnR WW tour.

No I don't.

I went to see him with AC/DC, it was phenomenal. He's definitely in a good year.

he still pulls more pussy today than you or i ever will

He's only good now because he broke his leg and spends the show sitting down instead of running around a stage for 3 hours.
The reason he used to fuck up was because he ran out of breath from trying too hard to be a "frontman"
Hopefully this will teach him that he doesn't need to run a marathon to put on a good show and he'll calm the fuck down.

He walked around stage a few days ago and sounded great. So perhaps you're right.

Well, I know where I'm NOT: I'm NOT at a Guns and Roses or an AC/DC concert, that's for damned sure!

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Lmao SHID...it's carrot top!

That explains a lot

Please don't swear.

bang tidy

Beautiful

He likes his beer. At 54 you can't avoid the bloat.

>2016 is the year of Axl
>posts a picture of Madonna
0/10

Why does everyone bash Axl when Slash is a fat cunt too?

YOU'RE IN THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY BABY
THAT GOLDEN TICKET IS MIIIIIIIINNNEEEYAAAAHHHHHHH

Because Axl was a sex symbol.

Slash is just a meme guitarist. As long as he keeps the same look it doesn't really matter how fat or ugly he gets.

*eternal loop*

You cant be fat in rock, thats not cool, especially if you are the frontman

Because he was always a chubbster

take me down to the very nice city

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He is slowly un-JUSTing, he doesn't look half as bad in the recent photos.

>tfw he's never been able to sing live without sounding like a whiny Tom Waits
why is this

no one cares about that poo in loo

In hell apparently. Nice to meet you, Sam Kinison.

How come when I look him up on youtube he's sitting in a chair? Any singer person knows that does terrible things to your voice.

How's Fearne?

Damn. Was about to question what year this was from but that leg brace or whatever proves it's new. Damn shame it took the guy 20+ years to finally decide to do something cool.

Everybody knows this is nowhere.

Why haven't we gotten that Neil Young/Guns N' Roses collaboration yet?

Because Slash seems a cool guy so he gets a pass. Axl's a cunt.

He is frontman of The Beatles and Rolling Stones?

Because he broke his foot at the beginning of April. At the latest AC/DC show though he did it mostly standing

hes not indian?

hes looking way better than 2011 axl

Im gonna see so many floppy old mom tits at this show it's gonna be great.

Please play Mr. Brownstone

what show?

I swear he wasn't this ginger back in the day. Did he dye his hair back then or do gingers just get more... ginger with age?

Nah son

How near or how far?

are you asking me, you retard?

YOU'RE IN MCDONALD'S BABY!
YOU WANT SOME FRIIIIIIIEEEEESSSS

IN MCDONALD'S WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE PLEASE?

You haven't seen the shows from 2006 to 2009. He was running everywhere and sounded awesome.

>his mom liked AC/DC and GNR
I'm sorry you grew up in a trailer park, user.

Is he blowing away Brian Johnson vocally? Sure is, but is that so surprising considering he's 15 years younger than Brian and hasn't spent the last 35 years forcing songs designed for another guy's vocal range?