DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
Ryan Lopez
Jordan Russell
what was he thinking
Isaiah Jones
>this coke is clean AF
Nathan Myers
developers
Josiah Martin
>the way the his mic audio cuts in abruptly as he's yelling at the beginning
Angel Clark
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE THIS COMPANY
Jason Mitchell
get on your feet!
get up and make it happen!
Josiah Gomez
party like it's Windows 95
Liam Bell
>pulls muscle
>masks a painful yawp as an enthusiastic cheer
BASED
Luis Lee
sauce
Blake Gomez
...
Brandon Hughes
Bill Gates is such a fucking nerd
Alexander Hughes
>not having chrome.google.com
Thomas Anderson
>DEVELOPERS
>only offers C++, C#, VB
Gabriel Reyes
>virgin jobs vs chad ballmer
Kayden Butler
Who would win in a coked-up barfight - Torvalds or Ballmer?
Carter Fisher
...
Eli Young
fun times. had it while using Opera, but not using any proprietary and/or chromium-based browser anymore.
can anyone convert to ff?
Jack Ortiz
Ball is built like a tonka trunk, no one can fuck with him. It literally took gates 40 horse tranqs to get the guy into a meeting.
Angel Gray
this thread has got me CRACKING IT
David Lopez
Dylan Garcia
DEVELOPERS
Isaac Kelly
cokeheads are the worst
Ethan Williams
developers
Lucas Reed
>Ballmer's Carpets & Cleaning Co.
Matthew Rogers
Depends on the number of chairs in the bar.
If > 0, balmer.
Isaac Phillips
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Andrew Gray
Kek
Oliver Edwards
Torvalds is beaten to the brink of death by Ballmer's sheer tard strength, but as he lays on the floor bleeding, he thinks about the incompetent asshats he deals with on a daily basis. Images of piss poor Intel code flash before him, generating the rage of a thousand suns. By this point, Torvalds is too angry to die. He now lives on the purest, blackest hatred, fueled by his righteous anger against brainlets. Ballmer realizes that he's no match for such a pissed off Finn. This is not the kind of developer he had in mind. As Ballmer tries to flee, Torvalds races up behind him, grabbing him by his neck and bringing him to the floor. Linus chokes the living shit out of him and repeatedly slams his head into the floor. Ballmer gasps for air, coughing and wheezing. His attempts to get oxygen are futile. One last time, he lets out a faint cry. "Developers, developers!" he says in a soft and raspy voice. His body goes limp, and Linus stands over him, victorious. He looks up with wild eyes, yelling "I am the developer! I am God!"
Logan Wood
>you will never have a playday with Steve and Bill
why even live?
Matthew Jones
>uploaded in 2009
Jesus Christ, has it really been so long?