"user, what are you doing?"

> "user, what are you doing?"
> "You hacking the chinese?"
> "Haha he's probably hacking north korea"

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>hehehe... yeah... something like that...

>nothing personnel kid but I just reported you to the TSA.
>see something. say something.

>open my eyes in the morning
>see the lamp beside my bed
>report it to the TSA

Fucking reminds me of when i used a chrome app that did a fake hackerman cmd prompt auto type and a flashing access denied/granted logo and all i did was mash buttons really fast. Kids actually huddled next to me and watched as if i was actually hacking the fbi. I was 17 then and the school issued us all macbook airs.

good times haha

>tfw can do applescript to automate my daily computing routine without buying a mac
Feels bad man, i even found an exploit that accidently allowed me to remotely fuck with somebodies computer through imail if they had their desktop imail setup. Basically adding said applescript to the imail and doing a rule that ran the script if the receiving person got the mail with a certain word in the subject field. This feature was originally meant for controlling your mac with your ipad/phone but the school macbooks seemed to be linked somehow. Rickrolling and spamming porn links with max volume was funny as shit. Thank god IT guy was a fucking idiot teacher.

>user, you should join anonymous

i don't even know how to program, I do graphic related stuff

Don't lie OP. Even you don't understand half the words on that screen.

>be in class
>teacher asks "why would you use terminal programs?"
>Answer "Less load, can run on a microwave"
>Teacher asks for any tutorials we think might work, tells us to send an e-mail
>send him about 600 words about my setup, a screenshot and ask him what he uses
>expect the "MacOS, what else would you need, aspie tard?"
>Response:

>I run Arch on most of my machines. Tried Ubuntu, Debian and others, but didn't really like Gentoo and stuff. I am aware I'll have to reinstall if an update breaks my shit, but other than thaz, it's cool.
>You use i3? I played around with it, but settled for pure GNOME in the end. I found that I split my windows in Spacemacs anyway.

My teacher is based, even if he's a little on the normie side.

>Normie
Normalfag detected

Haha! Nope! Just “coding” programs that are useless to everyone except myself

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Pepik pls go.

You mean hackertyper?

Get actual friends
Even if they are autistic, at least they will understand you

>showing your powerlevel among normalfags
What else do you expect?

>mfw had this exact cyclic dependency emerging wine today

>be decently normie, but also literal Gentoo god
>have decently normie friend
>he's also into Gentoo
>tfw sitting next to eachother emerging @world in class

>uses arch
of course he’ll respond, how else can he brag about it?

>2003
>Get into some IRC channel
>Sister looks at it and thinks it's all hacky stuff
>"You piece of shit I'm telling mom what you're doing! you're breaking the PC again!" (arguably I did mess with Windows 98 once for fun)

>2007
>Class is in computer labs
>Had seen a YouTube tutorial about how to make an infinite pop up box in vbs
>Make one with some lame text in it
>Trick my friend into clicking it
>Everyone flocks to his computer to see the notorious "virus"
>Everyone thinks I'm a hacker
>School admin scolds me and tells me to never fuck with the school computers again
Ahhh the good old times

>Wake up
>Raging hard on
>"Hey TSA, can you come give me a pat down?"

>mfw I found the entire school district's info directory of student, staff (including janitorial, cafeteria works, and school board administrators)
>addresses, phone numbers, ID numbers, the works
>mfw my school called the cops and banned me from the computers for an entire year when I told teachers about all of this info just publicly accessible to anyone
>mfw almost got expelled when I told everyone else about it because I was pissed off they didn't fix the problem even after promising me they did
>mfw 9th grade

That's when you learned to stop trying to help.

I remember when I was a kid and I saw a fire starting in an empty lot, me and my friend tried to put it out like the little heroes we thought we were and guess what, we took the blame for the fire that probably started on its own. That was almost 20 years ago and I still get pissed when I remember it.

Eeeeh. I will be honest that half of why I gave a fuck was my info was on there too. Our ID numbers were connected to out lunch money accounts and we were not the richest family. I wouldn't want it to happen to anyone though.

>mfw this was almost a decade ago and I returned to the high school to pick up my younger sister and the fucking staff wifi password is still the same god damn thing I cracked back then.

>mom throws laptop into pool

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Can that be considered sexual harassment?

DELET

the same type of shit happened to me in school too. Also one time when I worked for the government and they interrogated me with cops.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

debil

Di do pici ceskobuzno

I'm something of a hacker myself.
>ipconfig
>ping google.com

It's not that hard lmao

You spelt ifconfig wrong

>damn, user has been working real hard today

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uninstall gentoo

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