Friendly reminder that these faggy overpriced ""mechanical"" keyboards won't make you a better programmer

friendly reminder that these faggy overpriced ""mechanical"" keyboards won't make you a better programmer

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they're nice to type on for long periods of time, so even if you're godawful at programming you're at least comfortable while doing so

No one ever claims that you retard

False.
I have hacked over 300 gibsons since buying one, and before that I didn't even know how to empty the recycling bin

No one's arguing it'll make you a better programmer.
No one's arguing it'll make you type faster.
No one's arguing any benefit other than ergonomics.

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Friendly reminder that being this edgy won't make you suddenly older that 13.

Worry not though young faggot, when your balls drop, and you get a job you too will be able to have the apple upon the tree.

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>""mechanical""
Do you know how to use quotes properly?

What's the biggest mechanical keyboard you can buy (key-wise)?

>buy mechanical keyboard with cherry mx blue switches 3 years ago
>key chatter like fuck
>buy mechanical keyboard with cherry mx blue switches 1 week ago
>key chatter like fuck

when they fix the randomly doubled keystrokes, let me know

>he fell for the cherry meme

i bought one of these and then i coded the block chain, so you're wrong

>i asked for a mechanical for my birthday/christmas/faggot jewish christmas/penis inspection day/whatever
>my mom was all like, "No. You're just a little poser larper who doesn't know anything. You don't need a mechano just to shitpost and roleplay."
>stupid bitch doesn't even know how hard i'm gonna shitpost with this wal-mart keyboard tho

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BMW or Mercedes won't make you a better driver. It's very nice to drive them anyway.

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>cherry mx blue
>blue
Problem identified.

maybe not buy shit boards? don't blame the switch for an entire boards problem

nobody ever claimed it made you a better programmer you fuckin retard, they just feel nicer to type on. the extra cost doesn't matter unless you're a poorfag/NEET, which i assume you are

I had multiple mechanical keyboards, none of them feelt as good as my thinkpad.

this

Except meme rectangles like OP's pic aren't ergonomic at all. The type of switch has way less to do with ergonomics than the shape of the keyboard, and I've never seen a mechanical keyboard with an ergonomic shape.

Where do you even buy mechanical keyboards?

But not shit ones like these

Did you try the internet? Or walking into a box store?

btw, why those fancy microswitch keyboards are called 'mechanical' anyway?
They're as mechanical as computer mouse.

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Which ones? There’s over 500 different types

>box store
I do not understand

how are they not mechanical?

Space cadet clone or maybe this one

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Like a box retailer

Just build a custom one with novelkeys big switches

I type all day every day at work and then at home. I'm not using some shitty poorfag $10 rubberdome.

sent from my HHKB2

people claim all kinds of shit benefits, and lol at ergonomics, these modifier heavy keyboards are fucking terrible for your hands and also horrid for real typing. if you want ergonomics use a real full size keyboard

they're meme buypig purchases for autists who think they look cool

They got rubber domes actuation is bottom out

Wut?

The fewer keys you have, the better you become at programming.

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Fucking soy boys