>listen to music in airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her that i'm listening to New Order
>she asks if i've listened to joy division
>tell her "sort off"
>she kissed me on the cheek
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
Listen to music in airport
means it never happened
Joy Division contains pussy magnetism.
hey woah i'm goin to taco bell!
woah
woah
taco bell!
woah
hey now i'm goin to taco bell!
i got some pus in my ass!
It means that she was a guide and wanted to take you by the hand.
I told her I couldn't feel the pleasures of a normal man and she said she just wanted to be friends
that sounds like a real thing that would happen
>listen to music in airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
>tell her that i'm listening to Animal Collective
>she asks if i'm a homosexual
>tell her "sort off"
>she opened up my throat
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
what did she open your throat with
>Playing a VN in the airport
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm playing
>tell her that i'm playing a VN
>She asks if i've played touhou project
>tell her "sort of"
>she awoos
;)
you shitposted this picture on Sup Forums yesterday and yet the question stands
does yui have shit stained patsus?
That never happened /jp/
>listen to music at pizza place
>girl comes up to me and asks what I'm listening to
>tell her I'm listening to Death Grips
>she asks if I've listened to Guillotine
>tell her "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES"
>shes goes yah
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
>doesn't know the difference between a vn and a bullet hell
>touhou
>VN
A knife.
>Touhou
>VN
her cock
I don't get it, is it part of the animal collective song? i've never heard of this please explain
brothersport
no it's actually beck
did we have this thread yesterday? maybe i'm just too drunk to remember and i thought i posted here but didn't
teach her how to swim
I'm in her area
what are you talking about? this just happened today!
means she doesn't exist
AND I'M NOT THE KIND THAT LIKES TO TELL YOU, JUST WHAT I WANT TO DO.
>looking at records in the music store
>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm looking for
>tell her that i'm trying to find Cargo- Men at work
>she asks if i've seen any The smiths albums
>tell her "kinda"
>she hugs me
no body gets in my personal bubble
>>girl comes up to me and asks what i'm listening to
I have never had this happen to me in my entire lifelong career of listening to music on headphones in public. What am I doing wrong? Am I just ugly?
probably desu
Same, user
>watching to Ichigo Mashimaro in airport
>gril comes up to me and asks if I anime
>I anime
>has sex with me
wtf o_O