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Plebs just don't get it edition

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first for nothing

The guys forcing the "DSO is shit" meme are the same guys forcing all the other memes which are ruining this general.
It's obvious in how they force these memes, the pattern is the same across all of them.
You cocksuckers should be ashamed of yourselves.

TULEN VALTAKUNNASTA VEREN VALTAAN

This is their worst EP

BM died with DSO

DsO's a fantastic band. Paracletus and Drought are watered down poppy trash that has given them a bad name and created dissomeme that now every other extreme metal band's doing in the same shitty way DsO did it on Paracletus and Drought.

absolutely cheeky. have some avichiicky
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vkkm 4evr kthx

what does /metal/ think of the beatles?

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So...what does /metal/ think of pic? Is it truly among the best metal albums?

this pretty much.

it's by far their best EP, the others don't come anywhere close
the LPs are a lot more closely ranked than the EPs

Realm's version of Eleanor Rigby is better than the original desu
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Every heavy cover of this song is better than the original actually. It's a very metal composition.

what is even on that cover?

orogin ov da fexxes is suparior

I agree but Kenose was damn good

what're some /metal/ approved metalcore bands?

don't say there are none, you fucking cucks

Penis going into a vagina, I wish I had never found that out, it's impossible to unsee

girl's panties?

benis entering varjoina

N/A

oh... now I see it

Why no good metal this year? I tried listening haken it was too much like Genesis, good musicians cant stand the song writing. Slice the cake was fun for 1 song but had too many cheesy elements. Oranssi pazuzu was decent but overhyped. Hacktivist was awful and so es intervals. Fallujah and obscure were hard to sit through fully.

It's pretty good tbqh

KULJEMME

/metal/ approved? i can't think of any, there are some good ones though

Botch and Converge

Protest the Hero

Nah, it's poppy dissomeme garbage. Kenose, Chaining The Katechon, and even the somewhat weak Diabolus Absconditus is far superior to that easy listening equivalent of metal.

>Why no good metal this year?

lol

Integrity.

That is all.

I doubt /metal/ would approve but I like avenged sevenfold and eths

Ch'thelist

Vektor

Genesis is awesome though don't compare them to the trash that is Haken.

I...I dont see it

these and breach and knut

What does /metal/ think of Vital Remains?

VEKTOR

I'm gonna write something in pretend-Finnish
and you Finnish-speakers out there will tell me if anything I just wrote makes any sense in your language

TUOLLAINEN VASTA MUSTAA TAILLANEN HARKAAN
TAIVASTAAN HURKI EILLISEN MIRKU KAIVAISEN TUOMITAAN

this post is ironic right?

such an uninformed opinion, so sick of seeing it posted

I've never seen them posted but the new Atlantis Chronicles tickled my fancy if you're into some tech death111

World Coming Down, October Rust, Bloody Kisses are all better TON albums.
Slow Deep And Hard is a Scaruffi meme.

Origin Of The Feces was pretty pointless aside from this.

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this post is ironic right?

such an uninformed opinion, so sick of seeing it posted

just stop it, please, it's not funny

Maybe this will help

Acme
Starkweather
Creation Is Crucifixion
Catharsis
Shai Hulud
that Abnegation stuff on the Abnegation/Chapter split and their song Hopes Of Harmony

>taillanen
>harkaan
>hurki
>eillisen
>mirku
>kaivaisen
>words

D E A T H F O R T R E S S

I've never listened to it just meming the anus cover

>/metal/ approved metalcore
what the other anons said
>actual good metalcore
non-existent

gorguts is good yo ucunts

Not him but I still don't see it.

Okay so I did get some actual words then!

Is this GOAT worthy?

yeah thats what i thought but the things down there dont look like a pussy, more like the crease between the legs.

Okay fuck
The part where "varjoina" is written are the lips
The part where "Benis" is written is de benis

the penis is on top

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desu eilisen is an actual word just lose one L

kek reminds me of powerslave cover

>tfw my focred meme makes it

the actual vagina might be the bit behind the hard words. And that is one long dick

I get where the shit is supposed to be but it just doesn't look like it to me.

i'll just list some cool shit that i found this year:

>lascar - atlas
imagine the most generic-ass derivative atmobm; it's strangely relaxing for some reason.
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>Mantar - Ode to the Flame
i never liked death by fire, and this feels a bit cheesy but it's bretty gud.

>Mortichnia - Heir To Scoria And Ash
i'm pretty sure i saw these guys being compared to DsO once. i haven't listed to DsO but i guess half of you will hate it and half will love it without even having to actually listen to it.
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> Rimfrost - Rimfrost
it's immortal-y according to some people, except unlike immortal, i like it for some reason
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>Novembre - Ursa
picture cheesier, layered, wannabe proggy katatonia.
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>The Howling Void - The Triumph of Ruin
sounds a lot like what you would get if you mixed katatonia with dreamy folky doom (shit, my cover is blown, i'm just shilling katatonia desu)
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i'm pretty sure that's everything recent that i like. heard gorguts and phobocosm released some new albums but i didn't quite get to check those out yet.

lmao, any non atmoshit?

stop looking to Sup Forumsdrones for new metal releases.
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Anyone who depends solely on this board for discovering new music deserves nothing but dissatisfaction.

Oh wait now I see it but its a close up. I thought the upper portion was the girls body and the v was her legs being spread, and the really green portion a see through of the penis inside her.

Consider suicide

uhh Mantar, Rimfrost, Novembre are nowhere close to atmospheric. maybe mortichnia too i guess.

thank you. ignore the shitposters

Friendly reminder that anyone who uses the term "atmoshit" unironically deserves having their opinions discarded.

Kill yourself

>Converge
>Botch
>not good

*tips fedora*

especially with metal, ask Sup Forums for metal and you'll get a bunch of jazz-infused pop with lightly distorted guitars and double kicks made by hipsters.
>because you like it, it must be good and everyone else has to like it too

I'm pretty sure no one actually uses seriously it's just a buzzword to trigger people with

I don't get what you're saying. I don't think those are bad bands just that there are good ones other than them

>no one actually uses seriously
You underestimate the people in this general

sorry senpai, they're objectively good, no need to be so insecure about your shit taste tho.

>le edgy contrarian

being a contrarian on Sup Forums of all places lifts you into the next realm of cuck

You'd be surprised.

post albums that you always remember after a while and love the shit out of/ wonder why you don't listen to it more often

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>jazz infused hipster shit
>posts borderline homosexual music for manchildren

damn...

quads of truth confirm this, rip take your fedora with you btw

ERADICATION OF EARTH'S POPULATION
LAUNCH THE POLAAAAAAAAARIS

Then don't go out asking if people are being ironic for recommending or saying x or y band is approved here when being asked. People here do like Converge and Botch, the way you put it made it seem like you despise both bands.

looks like i triggered the Sup Forumsdrones

sure thing bud, you're the only one in this general who's not a hipster. now go back to metallum please

WOOO WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOO WOOWOWOOO WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO

looks like you got btfo by 4 hipster fags lmao

t. manowar #1 fan

Rec me albums with the same vibe as Comalies

Christ that band is terrible. the term "hipster metal" gets thrown around a lot here but if anyone deserves it's the body

KILL YRSEEEELF

Thanks everyone for recs. Im horrible at discovering good music.
Sorry I mostly use rym, Sup Forums and metal sucks for metal desu.
Been avoiding these two but ill listen

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more like I'm the only person in this thread that likes metal
this guy's cool too.

Why is Amenra so underated on Sup Forums?

Horrorscope is overrated.

Man I am a gigantic faggot for "hipster" metal but The Body is just... boring to me. Their best work for me was I Shall Die Here and that was only by virtue of The Haxan Cloak's contribution which wask inda alright I suppose. Otherwise it's just clowns wooping over tinny guitar chugs.

Horrorscope is a better album than 90% of thrash bands you could name ever made.

You have shit taste for thrash if you honestly believe that.

>atmosludge
kys my man

I'm not falling for the Amenra meme again, sounds exactly as predictable, bland, unoriginal and creatively bankrupt as all other atmosludge. They're arguably even worse since they're so grimdark edgy about it in a vain attempt to get at least some metal cred but it achieves the opposite. Very poserish.

because it's fucking garbage??? Fuck off