Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -God bless Courtney Barnett, who killed it on SNL last night -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, Islands, DJ Shadow, Swans, and Tim Heidecker. -/p4k/ forever
wow, guess there really is nothing of note up for review, 30 minutes without a reply
Josiah Ross
What's everyone listening to?
pic related
Connor Parker
Why didn't they ever review Noctourniquet? Afraid to admit The Mars Volta dropped a bomb on they asses?
Adrian Young
Maybe pitchfork finally had pity and stopped their relentless beat down
Alexander Allen
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
Nicholas Davis
is that Zoe?
Jeremiah Jenkins
Now Im onto
Austin Sanchez
Yep with her favorite album of 2015
John Wood
Hey Zoe, if you're here
Fucked Up > TA
Austin Phillips
why are her eyes so pretty bros?
Cameron Bell
pic related
Xavier Phillips
I guess that's a decent AOTY. 2015 was kinda shit full of a lot of mediocrity so a double/triple album about personal struggle, even if it's all the same song musically, would stick out
Zachary Nelson
Anyone want to hear a funny story? I hung out with schreiber the weekend before last
Jason Miller
okay, go on...
Luke Jackson
But TPAB and Flies Dont Come came out in 2015 user, how can what you said be true?
Jeremiah Bailey
just let it go already, Patrick.
Nathan Baker
I once hung out with Schreiber, but he got really handsy and made me feel uncomfortable
Carter Richardson
I've been having an illicit affair with Brandon Stosuy for 4 years and I can confirm this is bullshit
Levi Morgan
whats his dick smell like?
Lucas Baker
that's a really funny story, thanks
TPAB - yes so the flies don't come - ehhhh
Levi Smith
tube amps and incense
Owen Wood
>Aesop Rock >King Gizzard >Nothing >Day of the Dead >Death Grips >Modern Baseball
Which one got robbed of a BNM the most?
Justin Jones
those are all bad tho, should be >Xiu Xiu >Deakin >Dalek >PJ Harvey >Julianna Barwick
Gabriel Walker
both are mediocre
Elijah Morris
Sooooo, I was at this music festival with a bunch of bnm bands playing, the first night I saw him hanging around and thought it'd be a little weird to just walk up and talk to him, so i decided to just wait and see if we ran into each other. So i'm selling a bunch of different drugs and since I was friends with some people playing the fest I got a vip wristband. I'm just hanging out backstage late into the night and a friend of mine grabs me and says "I'd like to introduce you to someone" it's schreiber, there in the flesh. I don't even tell him my name at first, I just say to him "I bet 12 rods was fucking amazing back in the day, huh?". He gets this hilarious look on his face like I just told him I was fucking his mom and says "uh, yeah, they were". Then he tells me he's djing prince for 2 hours at this afterparty thing and wants to get "properly fucking zooted" we talk music while I rack him up some blow and joke about giving him the whole bag for a job at p4k, then he asks me if I write and blah blah I get a little shy. He was a nice enough guy just kind of struck me as a tool.
Caleb Clark
Is this a copy pasta already or will it become one?
Cool double dubs by the way
Xavier Parker
>king gizzard and death grips didnt get snubbed
Eli Cooper
dawg you talking shit on milo?
Austin Wright
...
Isaiah Collins
>"I bet 12 rods was fucking amazing back in the day, huh?" hahahhahahahhahahahhahha
Justin Baker
>nerd rap
Easton Nguyen
his new album wasn't nerd rap though...
Tyler Peterson
I swear it's true, i don't have any real evidence. other than maybe what the festival was but i'd rather not divulge, I had to sneak in because i'm underage and I made a lot of amazing connections that I think will be fruitful throughout my twenties, but eh whatever. I forgot to mention I sold him some molly too and he kept saying he was going to play "really deep cuts" at his prince set. I didn't even stay up for it because he went on at like 3 in the morning. i bet it sucked. I know right? I just did that for the internal lulz
Jonathan Brown
At least someone answered my question!
Brandon Gray
>Julianna Barwick She def got snubbed that was one of her best she's put out
Ethan Carter
I believe this because it's an open secret that the guy does coke. what fest?
Dominic Jenkins
he's still a nerd, anything he does is nerd rap
drake is harder than milo desu
pause
Justin Butler
I won't tell you, buuuuut, it was the weekend of the 14th
Carter Hall
who cares, his new album wasn't about being hard
Joshua Cruz
Jesus christ. Arcosanti?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Jordan Thompson
also, don't do coke, there's your PSA for the day
Noah Flores
>also, don't do coke
you're a milo fan all right
Cooper Reed
I want to snort coke off Zoe's butthole and lick the leftovers
Landon Jenkins
Get a life, drugs in moderation are fun, in excess are destructive. Balance is key. Hehe, maybe, I'm gone
Brandon Edwards
yah, I do drugs, coke isn't good in moderation, its shit in any direction
Aaron Edwards
pick better drugs user
Xavier Jenkins
Listening to this while I wait to see if the Goodness link in the archive is real
Justin Nelson
like what tripman?
Grayson Hughes
L I T E R A L L Y NOTHING
Grayson Price
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Mason Wilson
literally any of the ones that don't fuck your body in 12 different ways
Ryder Wood
lmao what is this 1960? i'm going to bed
Lincoln Fisher
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Bob Dylan 6.4 by Winston Cook-Wilson Pantha du Prince 8.0 by Nathan Reese Rhys Chatham 7.6 by Marc Masters Eagulls 6.6 by Stuart Berman Christian Naujoks 7.5 by Philip Sherburne
Eli Reyes
Nice digits f a m If possible, could you make an OP image for Swans and The Hotelier?
Nathaniel Lewis
>6.4 IT'S OVER BOB DYLAN IS FINISHED
Gavin Reyes
for swans please change text to good heavens just look at the rape accusations
Kayden Williams
Bob Dylan's voice is shot. If they review his old stuff it'd be BNR material for sure
