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>black posting thread gets deleted

I fuckin told ya

>Tfw black
Metal for this feel?

Justice is served.

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Is there some kind of formal complaint I can make?
Users can be banned for using racial slurs outside of Sup Forums, but when OP tries to beautify black bodies, our discussion pertaining to heavy metal is deleted.

>this is a legitimate album cover

You can bitch about it on /qa/

>it's not a forest landscape therefore it's bad

No complaints. Global rule 8. Take your sjw shit elsewhere

Who /truemetal/ here?

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Impressive how you can type and copy links with your other hand fapping to that image

Already on it

Why are so many metal bands hell bent on having these cheesy computer animated covers?

Virgin Steele and Manowar are as true as metal gets.
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gojira will drop dankest album of this year and theres literally nothing you can do about that

Absolutely man, it's gonna be cucking awesome

Literally the most bland metal band I've listened to.

...

listen to drudkh

Gojira is somehow even blander than Drudkh.
Quite an achievement tho

that cover is not animated, silly user

It literally is though.

It pisses me off too. Literally every single CGI cover is busy, uncanny garbage. I'll take a shitty drawing anyday.

HEEEEEEEEYYY

thats a jpg though. maybe you mean cgi. i'm not being an autist, just really disappointed that image is not, you know, animated.

>i'm not being an autist
>i'm not being an autist
>i'm not being an autist
dude you are being such an autist, and the fact that you think you aren't solidifies it

It's always super symmetrical with the kind of shitty block letters a teenager draws in his notebook. The name of the band is always top center, name of album bottom center, it's all got terrible shading, and 90's video game graphics.
Fucking stop it.

No

Why are you defending CGI covers?

then where's the animation? me being an autist does not change the fact that you're wrong.

I'm sitting here in my underwear drinking a beer listening to atmoshit and I have to deal with this bullshit

I like them.

Well, you shouldn't. They're so soulless.

Holy shit, I think grind finally clicked for me. For the longest time I never understood why you would want to listen to songs that ranged from 30 seconds to 1 minute and a half. After listening to this I think I finally get it. Where should I go from here?

You could turn off your computer or something.

Go to another site.

Try and start a new topic

Get a life maybe?

Go to an AA meeting

Try listening to actually good metal

basically anything else other than what you're doing

The autism lies in being such a stickler for literal interpretation that you ignore what is obvious.

So?

What a night, huh. Any suggestions for metal to finish my night, /metal/?

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Just the thing to bore me to sleep. Perfect.

I dunno about this user. Thugger aint no hood nigga he gay.

Tha Tour part 1 is fantastic tho.
Freestyle is a 10/10 track.

not even jesse but YG is a faggot and can barely rap

at best he is a poor (gay) man's lil wayne

Rich Gang is not just Thugger bruh

>tfw we'll probably never get another Rich Gang mixtape.

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS GENERAL BECAUSE IT'S FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!

Birdman is past his prime and he was never that good during it, Rich Homie Quan is YG boyfriend and basically has no talent at all whatsoever
>mfw we'll probably never get another Rich Gang mixtape.

d

>>>/miiverse/

>being sarcastic about wanting rap discussion gone
I unironically want them to leave.
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>tfw there's no openly gay rap group yet

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>niggas is gay
What did he mean by this?

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theres this new thing called google check it out

Exactly what it mean fool niggas is gay

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Dickollective
Everything I never wanted in one group.

Since we're talking about rap
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Holy shit

I wonder how much ass Mike Patton got back then?

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all the ass

all of it

Where are all the racist trolls now?

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it's free

>racism on /meal/
>trolling
pick one

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This is metal. I am posting it in the right thread, and there is no sjw agenda, and no disgusting fetish pushing

>rage against the machine

What is the correct way to get with women? I can strike up a conversation fine and make them laugh or whatever but it never goes further than that.

Be confident and don't be a disgusting piece of shit. The latter is harder to do.

What about it?

Jesus christ man get a life

RATM are good tho you cuck nigga

>likes rage
>calls me a cuck

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and the classic

Why?

I definitely could work on confidence in some areas, but I wouldn't say I'm an unconfident guy in general when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex.

Don't be ugly.

I was hoping the original version has non shitty vocals, and oh boy how wrong i was.

Lose weight and stop dressing like an autist. I can't stress how hard this part is.

yeah because you're a cuck

Because when you get a life, when you can respect yourself and be confident in yourself, you will have more luck with chicks

>yeah because you're a cuck

>listening to ratm
>not being a cuck
Pick one.

You picked neither, so I'll pick both

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>Lose weight and stop dressing like an autist

I'm not fat and I don't dress like a "metalhead" or someone completely oblivious to fashion

Virgin Steele's 90s stuff is GOAT

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>le nigga metal
>not for cucks

Try harder not to do those things.

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you're basically a one trick pony huh

I already went circles around you on the cuck thing

>Try harder not to do those things.

That's kinda vague. How do I get better at "not doing those things"?

I'm not ugly. Maybe average looking, but not ugly.

lemme get this straight
>does not go full spaghetti in front of women
>does not dress a retard
>not a disgusting faggot
you're just being too picky.

megadeth was my fav band during my metal phase

gonna listen to rust in peace one more time in honor of that one guy

I'll run a circle around your wife before I fuck her in the ass.

I don't think I have high standards or anything, I like girls of all different types. I just never have success with them at parties and stuff. Like they just never seem interested in me sexually, and I know it's not my appearance so I wonder if there's something else that's making me unattractive.

>That's kinda vague.
I mean maybe you're still just too autistic.

>and don't be a disgusting piece of shit

there is no level of scum you can be where women won't like you. Your body language and social dominance are way more important than your criminal record to a girl

So you're gonna jog around her and then try and have sex with her? With your cuck microdick? She's not a fleshlight user I don't think you're at that level yet

>Your body language and social dominance are way more important than your criminal record to a girl
Of coursh. I mean don't be ugly and creepy. If you're not ugly it's never creepy.

I'll pull out my monster cock as I'm running and trip over it. I might smack her in the stomach with it if I'm in a bad mood.

How does one "act autistic" around women then?

It just happens.

that tiny thing sure is monstrous, and you seem like you're in a right bad mood, for sure you're a buttblasted cuck, but that tiny thing is too short for you to trip on and too soft to hurt anyone

The only butt that's blasted tonight is yours after I'm done with it.

We keep running into the central problem here of you having literally the worlds smallest penis, and being a cuck who doesn't have the cojones to fuck anyone. I don't think you're gonna be able to do this, lil buddy