ITT: We make up fake bands and others rate them

ITT: We make up fake bands and others rate them

death grapes

the and the and

10/10

thread is over

14-49

Electronic ambient made with lo-fi analog equipment from the 70's and 80's with folk instrumentation and strings, they say they're inspired by Boards of Canada, Cocteau Twins and Nick Drake.

コンピュータビジネスマン1983

A vaporwave artist from an alternate reality where vaporwave is the most popular genre.

im stealing this, also nice double dubs

is that Kobe's make/miss numbers?

lewis and his band

genre: talentless hacks

Tha Human Spiders

thanks, just came up with it thought it was witty

The Ooga Boogas
First Album: Romp Through Detroit

miserable presumptuous no-talent

Junky Brewster

Stoner Rock with a weird affinity for 80s sitcoms.

Kevin Kevinson
Kevin-core

Albums:
Songs About Kevin
Kevin II
Kevinessence

the hell be fines

Generic Teen Music
First album:I love and respect you

Stone Eater Coven
Genre: Doom/Stoner Metal

The Max Headroom Experience
Genre: Goth/Coldwave/Semi-Industrial

375c
Genre: IDM/Experimental Electronic

sounds like some flavor-of-the-week indie-folk band, i imagine they have a coupe hits then are quickly forgotten

Solaris Martell
Trip hop, Pshychedelic and sometimes folk rock.

I'd listen to this. Its or funny pop-rock shit or Kanye shit.

would listen

i imagine something kinda noisy/kinda punk with an indie-pop appeal that at first seems horribly obnoxious but is strangely catchy, eventually it grows on you and your singing along

would listen

sounds like the most obnoxious SJW driven indie band led by whiney suburban trust find kids whos high school sweethearts broke up with them when they went to college

Ozarka

Bottle of Schweppes

Empty Oranges

Mantis Toboggen
Debut album: Scandal Street

Big Scarf and the Skinny Genes

Premium Saltine
The finest cracker in the game

Ozark Empire

Dark bluegrass-tinged folk

With Jelly

Changing the rap game/10
>The Max Headroom Experience
Sounds like a throwback to older country music
Would see live/10
I'm not even sure what genre this would be, but I'd give it a go

Where are you from senpai?

Eastern Kentucky senpai

Texas, senpai

Ornate Exit - Inner Thigh's Cigarette Burns

Nebuchadnezzar

Huey Lewis and the Noose

Mandible

Name my solo project Sup Forums

would be a perfect doom metal band name

Bottle the hope

Star Trek Pussy

NOICE

The Sky Cries For A Break

Hiroshima Memorial Collective - Legendary underground japanese electropop band that invented every bad sound popularized in every decade, a decade before it became popular

Lil Bois

True Distinct

Band made up of 3 people: keyboard player, guitar player, drummer. The band is lead by the keyboard player and experiments with alot of electronic and hip hop genres. Being inspired by Boards of Canada and The Prodigy, they are widely accepted by the mainstream. They revolutionize synthwave, responsible for the trance revival, and are considered the greatest band of the 2020s. From cathy pop to underground dance, they do it all.

Also the keyboard player is gay

Carl and the cuck brigade

the ant and the end

Poop a kaka

Alpha Centauri
Genre: djent

Abdi Teh Naon?
Genre:Free Improv,Drone

Baddy Daddies Ready for the Cummies

Fugu Goons

Peter and the ladyboy labor union

Synth and guitar with reverb based pop group. Silly humor with the band crossdressing during concerts

DJ Aaron Ellis

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