One of these

Top 5 artists
guess personality or do whatever

1. Radiohead
2. Bowie
3. Rolling Stones
4. LCD Soundsystem
5. The Doors

15 to 16 year old who discovered this website in 2015.

im 18 as of 3 months ago, 2014 so almost

Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood MAc
Doves
Pink Floyd
Lady Gaga

you generally have a good relationship with your family, you don't have a clue what you want to do after you've finished school

You have a long-term girlfriend and are religious but don't go to church.

Brainbombs
The Magnetic Fields
My Bloody Valentine
The Velvet Underground
The Modern Lovers

alcoholic father
works in the medical field

1. Bob Dylan
2. Bowie
3. The Velvet Underground
4. Don McLean
5. The Band

Shouldn't be to hard, I'm a walking meme

You are white, 20 years old, American, completely average in every way, have a girlfriend, and no personality to speak of. Everyone you know can only describe you with generic terms such as "cool" or "chill."

you are in a career path you don't really enjoy but it pays decently enough so you continue on with it

you actually love taylor swift but would never admit it

underage b&

good relationship family, but i do know what i want to with my life>alcoholic father
no

Closet transgender

Your music library begins and ends in the glove box of your dad's car. Your favourite film is Apocalypse Now.

Taylor Swift
Bruce Springsteen
Kate Bush
Mr Oizo
Talk Talk

smashing pumpkins
dinosaur jr
sonic youth
pixies
nirvana

15 yo white girl who thinks they're edgy and only does things for aesthetic

The Beach Boys
Grouper
Rachel's
Bruce Springsteen
My Bloody Valentine

You are an embryo.

Not anymore

> Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
> Radiohead
> David Bowie
> John Frusciante
> Aphex Twin

how did u know the name of my band

RADIOHEAD
GUIDED BY VOICES
JOY DIVISION
MODEST MOUSE
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE

The Thermals
The Strokes
Arctic Monkeys
Toys That Kill
Brahm

>aphex twin
>björk
>Deafheaven
>Tobacco
>Mr.bungle

Pink floyd
Sigur ros
Talk Talk
Brian Eno
Radiohead

1. Animal Collective
2. Death Grips
3. Neutral Milk Hotel
4. My Bloody Valentine
5. Radiohead

Your personality is selfish

Beach House
Justice
Queens of the Stone Age
Talk Talk
Chelsea Wolfe

Something tells me you very recently evolved out of pure dadrock

Not really, I like a ton of stuff those are just my favourites right now

Mophead blondie
Wears sunglasses. Embodies 1969.

My bloody valentine
Echo and the Bunnymen
Pavement
Public Image Limited
Siouxsie and the Banshees

grouper
planning for burial
songs: ohia
elliott smith
trist

++

I'd love to see what type of shirt you wear!

Don't say that about yourself

Really sweet, even if he doesn't show it all the time.

Daniel Johnston
Animal Collective
Jackson C. Frank
Emitt Rhodes
Syd Barrett

Swans
Slint
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Magma
King Crimson

1. KISS
2. King Crimson
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
5. The Doors

Go away dad

...

Ghost
Avenged Sevenfold
Green Day
Rise Against
Daft Punk

I know my taste is shit and before you ask, I'm 19.

placebo
nine inch nails
alice in chains
depeche mode
masonna

a dad
a chill guy, but kind of a hipster
a rad fella, would hangout with
you read pitchfork stuff
haven't listened to that much music
you listen to your dad's advice and respect him
indie fella
naive


1. frank zappa
2. king crimson
3. this heat
4. minutemen
5. gerogerigegege

>being so insecure that you have to state your age
You're 13 alright

I'm not insecure but every time I post about my musical preferences, people call me underage.

Have you tried getting a better taste in music?

amon duul ii
fela kuti
the angels of light
stars of the lid
brian eno

1. Genesis
2. Talking Heads
3. King Crimson
4. Death Grips
5. A tie between Joanna Newsom and Nick Drake

honorable mention goes to KISS

What exactly makes a certain taste better?

Literally anything else.

Why is my taste bad? Because the band's are popular? That makes no sense.

Because they all fucking suck.

Go back to bed dad

How do they suck?

Because you are

you dress old fashioned
you like to tell everyone about the music you listen to, but not really in a boastful way
"old music is superior"
18 year old who doesn't get along with their parents very well
pretty chill guy who can take criticism well
you often need some time to yourself

1. Natural Snow Buildings
2. Dmitri Shostakovich
3. Radiohead
4. The Velvet Underground
5. Bach

19 is underage, sure.

If you're wondering why they suck you clearly haven't been on Sup Forums very long and are probably too young to be here in the first place

Jandek
Schoenberg
Sviatoslav richter
Morton Feldman
Anton Webern

You are me

pavement
jesus and mary chain
diarrhea planet
beach boys
dinosaur jr

>newfag meme
If you can't articulate why the bands I enjoy are objectively bad, then fuck off.

1. Radiohead
2. The Smiths
3. Bob Dylan
4. David Bowie
5. Miles Davis

you like to lay down and stare at the ceiling

you all have horrible taste and deserve to die

Daft Punk is the only decent band you mentioned. None of the others have contributed anything to the music community.

Also pop-punk

Little narc.

Devo
Mr. Bungle
Frank Zappa
Ween
Captain Beefheart

with the exception of ghost, all those bands (especially rise against) pump out the same music again and again. they dont try anything new, theyre unispired, and theyre all bad musicians

It's funny that you say that considering many people dislike Avenged Sevenfold for their tendencies to switch genres. I don't see how you can say something like Chapter Four and Save Me sound the same.

It isn't, but it's also not how old you are

>Little narc.
what does this mean?

That's not the reason people dislike them and you're deluded

Oh to be a young edgelord on Sup Forums again

More often than not

You're stuck in middle school but that's okay

I can prove it if you'd like.

because even when they dabble into other genres it still sounds like the same uninspired music. they take no new directions besides a different genre. that's hardly impressive.

>thinks midly switching genres is new and unique

perhaps try treating music as legitimate art instead of something you can post about on facebook.

you're depressed
you spend all your time on mu
you're pursuing a degree
you have some life experience
you are self conscious and have a lot of internal struggles even though you're doing ok otherwise
you just really like to rock out
permanently impaired by drugs
you have a decent job and are working hard to move up in the company or w/e
pretty introverted and focused on your interests
idealistic and maybe spacey and hippy-ish
a drone
bored with where you are in life
depressed
annoying
you shitpost a lot
intense personality. most people don't understand some aspect of your biz, and you defend it for better or worse...
pretty chill and likable dude
introverted and sensitive
stoner
bookish

Not the only reason but plenty of people dislike them for that reason. The only other reason I've seen is that their fans tend to be annoying emo preteens which says nothing about their music. Their song Save Me is my favorite song of theirs and I fail to see how it is objectively bad.
Considering I've been emotionally stunted since 6th grade, have BPD, and dropped out in 11th grade, you're probably on to something.

you REALLY wish it was still the 90's, you're either old enough to remember and still hanging on or you're a teenager caught up in the pseudo-nostalgia

I never said it was new or unique, but it certainly isn't the same thing every album.

That's still not the reason people dislike them, retard

shizuka
fort wayne
hiroshi yoshimura
red house painters
carissa's wierd

This thread

So what is? Prove to me that every song sounds the same any more than any other band. Shocker, someone's vocals sounds like their own vocals.

They're cringeworthy, immature, childish, they pander to 14 year old scene children, they try so hard to be Metallica but fail, and we still haven't gotten to criticizing their shitty metalcore sound

user didnt say anything about vocals, newfag. instrumentally speaking, all those bands are shitty. same blast beats over and over from a7x, and rise against is one of the worst bands out there

The only album they have that sounds like Metallica is their most recent one which was intended to be a tribute album. Even if what you said is true (which it isn't), I still enjoy them and haven't found many other bands I enjoy as much. I'm sorry I can't like a band just because they have less than 25 fans and only play avant garde shit.

So you're telling me they don't pander to 14 year old scene children?

Explain pic related

then you clearly are a pleb and should get off this website, faggot

The skeleton with bat wings has been their symbol since their second album. If you have any intelligence you could tell that the aforementioned skeleton is mourning over what is implied to be the grave of their drummer and lifelong friend (hence the foREVer). In terms of artistic style it's not much different than any other metal band but it actually has a meaning.

holy fuck youre actually autistic. im so sorry user

Well yeah, the stupid skeleton bullshit has been their logo, everyone knows that. But the fucking awful imagery and how edgy it is, jesus.

Just kill yourself my man

Nice strawman. Maybe you should have specified whether or not you meant the artwork or the album itself.

If that is awful, how is this not?

Well no shit, I meant the shitty cover art because of how awful it is.
That isn't me by the way.

I never said that was good. Why are you assuming so?

>you are self conscious and have a lot of internal struggles

So true it's spooky

I wasn't implying you said it was, but it's stupid to judge a band by their album art.

why the fuck would you assume hes talking about the cover art you dumbshit

this thread is cancer

That's just one aspect of it. And it was to prove the "pandering to 14 year olds" part right and you wrong.

New

You think you're smarter than your friends and you try and push your opinions on them, not cause you're a dick but because you want to make sure people think about shit.

You'd like to have better taste but that stuff doesn't appeal to you.

You aren't going to connect with your son by liking Sup Forums core

You think you're funny but you aren't

Also new

You're friends aggressively mock your music taste and it's getting hard to hold back the tears.

Mine, no real order
>Traxman
>King Crimson
>The Flaming Lips
>Deerhoof
>Dead Can Dance

>explain pic related
>is trying to prove they pander to 14 year old son
>posts picture of album with artwork that could be considered "edgy" if you didn't know the underlying meaning

>the underlying meaning
Holy pretentious, are all you scene children this deluded?

1. Ween
2. Dream Theater
3. My Chemical Romance
4. Kimbra
5. Ensiferum

I'm not a scene kid but whatever floats your boat. That artwork has a lot more meaning than most metal albums whose artwork only tries to look edgy for the sake of looking edgy.

Virginia Astley
Vashti Bunyan
After Dinner
Kathleen Hanna
Mutyumu

Blue and glum.

Nick Cave and the Birthday Party
Public Image Limited
Bauhaus
My Bloody Valentine
Gang of Four