Why are you still wiping your ass like a pleb?
Why are you so poor?
Toilet Seat Technologoy
Nolan Taylor
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Michael Thompson
im not i live in japan
Logan Rivera
These threads attract janitors, delete for your own good OP. Not thread janitors, actual bathroom cleaners. I don't want to hear about the shit triangles any more.
Juan Campbell
Ayden Campbell
shit triangles?
Isaiah Sanders
>shit triangles
Ryan Young
I want to hear about the shit triangles.
Jose Bennett
You will still need to wipe unless you want a wet ass, genius.
Charles Garcia
>washlet
Jacob Evans
So is that a dragon dildo mount?
Isaiah Rivera
who the fuck is using toilets??
what's the point?
Luke Davis
To poo in the loo pajeet.
Landon Ward
Pipuko a cute! CUTE!!1
Hunter Gonzalez
>not knowing how to wipe your own ass
no wonder europeans smell so bad
Gabriel Martinez
I'd like to know more about the shit triangles.
Carson Evans
>manlet
>>WASHLET
Colton Thompson
Rinsing your ass opening with a blast of water will only create a larger area of fecal spreadulation.
The only solution is shower after a crap and wash it properly.
Aaron Bell
just sit in ganges and clean
it is ok ganges can nod be poluted.
Alexander King
you wipe first then wash
Isaiah Campbell
>washlet
>manlet
>blainlet
>wingl... Oh, this thing is cool.
Aaron Sullivan
Don't worry, they thought hard about the spreadulation, and they blast your AzzHol from many directions so that the spreadulation is minimised. They make it clean and shiny.
Matthew Cook
All the water isn't going to just fall in a line straight down. it's going to get all over the place. You'll be taking ass towels with you and extra paraphernalia, soaps, gels etc. Might as well get a shower.
Jacob Morales
it's basically a firing squad for your azzhol, some of the jets are not even water (equivalent to the blanks used in firing squads so that no one knows who actually killed the guy)
Luke Rodriguez
>shit triangles
Daniel Thompson
toilets? Myself I use a bidet. Sure sometimes you cannot find one, but when that happens I just use my hand. It's minimal, it's safe and it's consistent.
Camden Perez
>Heated seat
Eww...
Andrew Brooks
>doing it wrong
Michael Allen
Crap burner 9000
Daniel Morgan
Germans. They just can't live without burning anything.
Austin Reed
We should have squatting toilets, poo comes out much easier and more naturally than the unnatural sitting down technique.
> it's safe
What's safer about using your hand? I mean what dangers are lurking by using some bog paper?
Chase Reed
German tech never fails to amaze me with their incineration technologies.
Levi Gray
Quick rundown on toilet cleaners and shit triangles?
Chase Hill
>Says the American living in sweltering nigger heat
How does it feel knowing you need water cooling to run anything other than an i3?
Dominic Rogers
>"6 million" Jews died for this
Joseph Taylor
that's not german you morons
looks like norwegian
Brayden Clark
Bitch is ugly as fuck. Looks like an inbred mongrol. Kys
Jack Reyes
Feels bad that I don't own a Japanese toilet with auto soapy wash, rinse, and blow dry technology.
I usually go straight into the shower after doing my business.
Toilet paper is fucking disgusting.
Xavier Mitchell
My mum wipes my bum after poo.
David Gray
How does the contaminated ass water not just drip back onto the jet contaminating all future cleaning cycles?
Easton Turner
yes but Germans and German technology are still #1 in the incineration game!
Leo Ramirez
I wish I were that lucky, man
Jose Smith
It's actually kind of gross that we have to deal with this at all. Pooping is so gross and it takes too long. Don't you hate it? God made us like this, like the animals, so we would be humble. We are an amazing piece of technology, but flawed by design to keep us humble.
Lucas Turner
>God made us like this
Logan Lewis
pooping isn't gross unless you eat like a pig and your turds ends up anything but solid. you sound ungrateful.
Christian Baker
God gave you an asshole, be thankful for it and cherish it! Oil it, pamper it, and all that.
Nolan Hernandez
putting words in gods mouth, isn't that blasphemy?
Jordan Kelly
I have one with a blow drier ;)
Ethan Baker
Laugh all you want, pretend to feel superior, but then look at your shit and remember that it came out of your sick and depraved body.
Earth is the asshole of the universe, and we are like parasites.
Joseph Collins
what are you talking about, who doesn't want a wet, sloppy ass?
Cameron Jackson
I didn't make that up, I just took a random verse and reached my own conclusion:
>As for humans, God tests them so that they may see that they are like the animals. Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless.
Chase Torres
>Laugh all you want
I was just a sensible chuckle, no laugh.
>pretend to feel superior
I don't, it's just funny.
>remember that it came out of your sick and depraved body
Don't insult my mother motherfucker, I will fucking fight you.
>Earth is the asshole of the universe
Eh? I'm not following your analogy.
>we are like parasites
No, we are omnivores. And we don't live in bodies of other animals, we use other animals to make our lifes easier/nicer but I don't think that counts as parasitism.
Gabriel Barnes
your interpretations and conclusions isn't above His designs retard
Liam Sanders
Your entire post is false, and remember that it came from a sick and depraved boy who gets poopy all over his butthole and has to wipe or wash it off. All we can do is wash it off...
Jordan Ramirez
Dude you are wrong. The angle of this thing makes it rebound right into the bowl. You have to use like 2-3 squares of toilet paper max even after a week of eating PF Changs. Plus you just feel cleaner. It even pre-mists the bowl so any self serve shits don't leave any residue on the bowl after a flush.
Trust me on this. These Japanese toilet seats are the pinnacle of shit-sanitation-hygiene technology. Surprised Sup Forums doesn't post more of this stuff because taking a shit is relevant to every man woman and child on earth.
Elijah Hill
All we can do is wash it off.
Dominic James
Toilets are unironically one of the things I miss the most about Japan.
I want to feel my anus being massaged by a strong water jet again.
Anthony Ortiz
>Your entire post is false
Joseph Mitchell
whatever, poopy man!
Luke Nelson
Video related: youtu.be
Lucas Brooks
Hudson Butler
Remember me next time you poop. Because I'm full of shit... but so are you.
Matthew Lee
You've sold me, user. How much do these cost in Yuroland?
Justin Green
Toto and Cleansense seem to be the best brands. They are are arond $300 to $1000 here in USA depending on the feature set. I own the Toto C100 because its simpler, has all the features I wanted but not ridiculously priced.
Nathan Williams
>he doesn't jam his entire middle finger along with half a roll of toilet paper past the O-ring until it comes back clean