Post your best ascii boobs, i'm stuck on a text only browser and i'm very horny

post your best ascii boobs, i'm stuck on a text only browser and i'm very horny

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You should try reading online erotica, I guarantee it will be much more satisfying than the garbage-tier fap fuel you're asking for.

Sometimes I also fire up a random number generator and just generate random numbers. I've made a game of it where I associate the numbers with contextual meanings; the same number can refer either to a sexual act, to a body part, to "yes" or "no," etc, depending on its context in relation to prior numbers. In this way, you can create a very trivial virtual waifu to imaginary-fuck. It's surprisingly gratifying.

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>Sometimes I also fire up a random number generator and just generate random numbers. I've made a game of it where I associate the numbers with contextual meanings; the same number can refer either to a sexual act, to a body part, to "yes" or "no," etc, depending on its context in relation to prior numbers. In this way, you can create a very trivial virtual waifu to imaginary-fuck. It's surprisingly gratifying.
This is the most degenerate thing I've ever heard.
I hope I never stoop so low that I can be gotten off by the number 2.

Holy shit user you fucking autist

i fucking cummed so hard my mommy woke up and shes taking the computer away

>Holy shit user you fucking artist
ftfy

>my mommy
Fuck. I was doing so well today and now you've gone and made me cry.

RIP Lorna, 1960-2018, your son will never forget you.

im sorry have something to feel better with
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Fuck off triggered SJW leftist, not your personal safe space.
>huuuurrrr waaaah i lost my mom duuuuuurrrrrr
Kill yourself you whiny autistic faggot. See a grief counselor, it's their job to care not ours.

I remember finding some erotica forum one time when I was a kid
motherfuckers posted some great stories, would get me instantly rock hard

WEW

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Chill, the guy just lost his mom. Granted he's being a self centered attention seeking twat by shitposting about it here but don't you think the circumstances kind of excuse such behavior?

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>Missing the joke
So this is the power of Sup Forums

missing the other joke
have a tittie

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Thank you.

New to ascii but I think this will work
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I lost

Lose what? Some kind of game? How do I lose this game?

I fapped to Solid State Physics once

What's it like to discover Sup Forums in 2018?

Where can I find BDSM erotica?

Nice.

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I prefer flat tits thanks

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i am extreamly hornified

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