The absolute state of Y combinator 'start a startup' fags. HAHAHAHA

The absolute state of Y combinator 'start a startup' fags. HAHAHAHA.

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desu I’d pay double that amount if they killed me and didn’t preserve my brain.

I hope it will be popular in SF.

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>plottwist
>his brains has not contents

>upload your brain
>your computer simulation that lives on after you die becomes corrupted and btfo after it realizes it doesn't have a soul
>deletes itself

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Just a waiting list.
also
twitter.com/bcantrill/status/941720539143405568

>(((Sam Altman)))
doing god's work

paypal me

>implying they will preserve his

>I don't believe in an afterlife, so I'll put my faith into a manufactured one
These atheists are just as delusional as Abrahamists

he's literary BOTH

It's just PR, nothing else

If you're willing to pay then your brain is not worth preserving

Top bantz, ESL bro

youtube.com/watch?v=gqLrCeqc070

>not
no

typo

what value would your brain encoded as some computer software provide to society or the computer running it?

In 200 years MechaAltman will read this post and laugh while shooting laserbeams from his eyes.

>put all your money in funds
>go to sleep
>either wake up a million years from now and live like a god or just die

fool-proof plan

What the fuck?
Does anyone find his technobabble convincing?

lmao

This idiot knows that he won't exist anymore right? No more blow jobs. No more cool breeze on his own body.

All he will be is a digital brain in a jar. XD

Your consciousness will be severed. Fucking moron.

>Your consciousness will be severed. Fucking moron.
[citation needed]

>charge regards to kill them
>tell everyone else they're alive in a computer
>they're dead so they can't say shit or sue you
GENIUS

Unironically, Alex Jones of InfoWars predicted this
These "people", these nerds, are not human, they are antihuman globalists
STOP BEING WEAK
BECOME HUMAN AGAIN

One less zhid in the world.

>paid dude mets up with him on the specific day
>puts a bullet through his brain

Consciousness is fleeting, it can strengthen or weaken but not be transmitted.
Its resultant from our brain patterns, transferring the contents of the brain causes new consciousness to emerge.
It will think it's the consciousness that's been all along but you will cease to be.
You think therefore you are, that means you can't possibly be the 2nd consciousness as you are aware of the present prior to transference.
That means unless you believe in some divine soul transfer you cannot experience after your brain has been copied. It will still be your legacy, but like a child you do not get to experience that legacy first hand.

Neck yourself, bydlo.

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Sounds better with "not", kinda like a drunk Russian story

Nectome allegedly intended to 'preserve their wisdom'. However, anyone who pays to be 'preserved' have zero wisdom, and hence is not worthy of preservation.

This. They ain't preserving shit:
>Yeah everything is on Da Cloud ma'am, nothing to worry about :^)
>Of cooourse you can speak with your beloved one
>*opens J2EE chatroom*
>"Hello my frien-, I mean wife! yes yes I am Sam Altman, here in the digital Swarga, with Vishnu and Ganesha!! everything is ol right!"

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^

there's absolutely nothing wrong with believing in freedom of expression and affiliation.

Fuck there is a lot of bullshit you need to unfold with him.
>sub-transmission zone below the third dimension which is trying to get into the third dimension, people are up in the 5th or 6th dimension consciously.
I have no idea what dimensions he is talking about, calling them by the number does not make sense unless they are always ordered the same way and I have no idea what this means.
>There is this big war to destroy humanity, because humanity has free will
>They are trying to build a machine that transcends mankind which is a false transmission, we shouldn't destroy ourselves because we are bad, we should build us up to be good.
>Google want to build a giant artificial system, a giant supercomputer, based on the neuron activity of user input so all our thoughts go into it. >They will have current/future prediction powers, a crystal ball, but once you have a crystal ball and know the future,
>you can add stimuli before the decisions are made to control the future, which will be the end of free will for individuals,
>with an AI to know/control our hopes and dreams because we are already plugged into the botnet
I sort-of understood this part. The way he speaks makes he seem crazy, but google is connecting inputs to an AI in order to optimize everything from search inputs to advertisement.
They do want to predict / control the future through this and this will be the end of humanity.
Google is worse than nazis, I get that.
>There is now a human counterstrike to shut this off by having a debate about where this should go and cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are in control of this AI system before humanity is destroyed
There is a counter movement, it is mainly the free software people and the EFF.
They generally want to have computers work for the users instead of the developers, and I have no idea what the psychic vampires are code for.
Pedophile is code for someone who is politically left leaning right?
What the hell is a vampire?

The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this, some are good some are bad some are a mix; but the good ones don't ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don't want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don't tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together and evil is always defeated. Because good is so much stronger. And we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it, Max Planck's physics showed it- there's at least twelve dimensions. And now that's all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying it's a false hologram, it is artificial, the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe. That's what they call dark matter. So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in a computer program, some God's mind, whatever. They're proving it all, it's all coming out.

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imagine being this entitled and narcissistic to think humanity needs your brain for future generations

Now, there's like this subtransmission zone below the third dimension that's just turned over to the most horrible things, it's what it resonates to, and it's trying to get up into the third dimension; that's just a basic level consciousnesses, to launch up into the next levels. Our species is already way up at the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there's this big war trying to basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will and there's a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will so evil is allowed to come in and contend and not just good. And the elites themselves believe they're racing using human technology to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization where they're going to merge with machines, transcend and breakaway from the failed species that is Man. Which is kind of like a false transmission because they're thinking what they are is ugly and bad; projecting it onto themselves instead of believing no, it's a human test about building us up.

>the pedofiles... [alex]
>they rule [eddie bravo]
kek

And so Google was set up 18, 19 years ago so that they wanted to build a giant artificial system. And Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity, with billions of people wired into it with the internet of things, and so all of our thoughts go into it and we're actually building a computer with real neurons in real-time that's also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers- a true crystal ball- but the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions and control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know and a true 2.0 in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some P.KD. wirehead system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

>fuck clouds
:D

Don't we all...

>implying I would want to keep living with myself for a fucking eternity in a man made digital hell where there's no sleep or rest or other escapes from the torment of my own memories and the realization of my own existence, where there's no more time and no sense of urgency to drive me forward
>I drift eternally without purpose, screaming within myself, but no one hears
>company falls on hard times and struggles to pay power bills
>they hook me to a kiosk and let normies insert a quarter and ask the magic computer questions
>they just sit there for three minutes as I beg them to unplug me and end my suffering
>they laugh at me and move to the next shitty arcade machine
>eventually I stop making them any money and they unplug me, or some janitor trips over the power cords to my server rack
>I am at peace
Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll spend my remaining 50 years or so drinking cheap whiskey and eating chicken nuggets while I jerk it to cartoon porn on all of my favorite Mongolian basket weaving interweb markets.

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rad kush bro, do you have some to share?

>Kingston data drive
check'd and kek'd

You could make a similar argument about going to sleep every night. Consciousness isn't a seamless experience. You could be ceasing every night.

>Swarga
>Vishnu
>Ganesha
Greetings fellow pajeet.

He should get it over with early to preserve his brain at peak condition

fucking dumbass

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Great way to make money off of stupid techie millionaires.

I don't see the problem with this as long as the person is on their deathbed

I guess the psychic vampires are code for jews, they basically control the pedophiles with their psychic capabilities, also the pedophiles aren't the politically left-leaning people, but their leaders (Shillary et al).

This is actually a great idea, but I doubt the technology is actually there yet which effectively renders the 'upload' useless.

>still believing in the persistent self
Oi I am havin a laff.

Possibly every moment

This is some Lovecraft tier shit.
When do we start shipping these embalmed brains into outer space?

>hasn't read lovecraft
>THIS IS SOME LOVECRAFT TIER SHIT BROO
so i guess you were one of the first clients for this program?

>He hasn't read the whisperer in darkness
lmao.

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> tfw this literal jew fag is from my home town
I can only hope more Californians do this.

He's been watching the Altered Carbon tv series.
I'm watching it with my free netflix trial. it is actually decent. Though I find it ridiculous that people would be so violent if digitizing the soul was actually possible.

Exactly!

There is no way to know. We only think it's seamless because we observe it in other people

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has anyone even proven that the "content" of your brain can be preserved? what if it's like volatile memory? once all the chemical and electrical processes stop all the information might be lost.

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How much data is a brain anyway?

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>get uploaded to their system
>have to see ads for all eternity because they want to cover their operating costs

A lot of it is synaptic connections of varying strength, so not ALL will be lost. But you're right in that a lot of things will almost certainly be lost.

I first myself realized this was a poasibility when I saw the documentary about "the man with a 7 second memory". It was as if he was a new "self" from every moment to another. I try not to dwell on it but its crazy to think we might be like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=gqLrCeqc070

reminder Alex Jones predicted this

HE FUCKING PREDICTED IT

I hope they confine his AI data to a specific site, like trapping his AI on /trash/ or /soc/ for eternity

NWO ALERT

Do NOT trust the MATERIALIST DEMON. Your mind is your last bastion of true freedom. Don't accept the lock. DON'T FALL FOR THE DEMIURGE TRAP!

t. alex

He is just summarizing the plot of EVA.

Alex Jones is controlled opposition. He's a shill himself and a Freemason. He's a worshiper of the Demiurge.

>he knows what consciousness is
Woooooooooh

It should be obvious but I realize this is Sup Forums.
They don't kill the person until they are already about to die... They don't expect healthy people to undergo this procedure.

Faggot wears a toupee

>hey look, we 6th dimension consciousness now

This is an episode of Black Mirror, you hack fraud.

That makes me think, if they can simulate a brain flawlessly, that would prove that "free will" doesn't exist. That would definitely mean that all your thought and actions were solely based on the electrical inputs to your brain, not your "choice".

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Is that zdislaw

why do people that preserve themselves think that in a couple hundred years, that they'll be considered of enough value to society where someone will put money and effort into reviving them?

Am I the only one who thinks that sitting with your brain data only alone, without any senses, no eyes, no smell, no taste, etc, just the data on it's own and the only input you get is naked banana botnet, and you live like this forever in agony of boredom and fear, begging that someone just pulls the plug already - am I the only one who thinks this guy bought a seat in hell?

...

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How would that even be "him" though?
If you perfectly cloned yourself, would you be able to see and feel what your clone experiences?
This is the same thing.

What makes you think the data of his brain will experience anything? It's STATIC bits of data on a hdd.

It's well established that if you cloned yourself, it would be a copy of you that you wouldn't control.

Exactly, how is someone uploading their brain after death any different?

>pay millions to have your brain preserved and stored in a data server
>company goes bankrupt and shuts down after all the rich idiots remove themselves from the society and money dries up
>all the data gets wiped before the company assets are auctioned off

what an investment

kek

It's not. It'll just be a copy of him and he'll be dead.

Also to add to that. Say they could "grow" a brain completely in a computer. For a baseline, they would just need the DNA information. But maybe one could claim that what makes a consciousness "human" is that it has grown up and matured in a physical body. Even with computers powerful to simulate brains, it would be near impossible to synthesize all the information that one would experience while their brain physically matures. Perhaps certain structures that appear could be copied to simulate brain development and memories.
I'm on Adderall so I'm ranting a lot.

Yup. So what the fuck is the point of this?

Giving these 2 clowns $10k to legally kill you and *upload* your mind to the internet. Not a scam btw.

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Who the hell knows.
Like others said, there's no guarantee they'll honor the agreement to make a AI out of his brain, That they'll even be in business, that we ever will get computers that good, that they'll be able to load old ass data from a human brain like it was a NES rom file... etc.

It's a scam and anyone wanting to try it is getting a expensive suicide. The people performing it are pretty awful people.

part of the reason every person is unique (on some level) is the unique set of experiences they have
there are some amazing properties to the brain, as well - for example, there's this device that can give blind people some sight by running electrical patterns through their tongue
the brain is still sort of hardwired to see a physical world, but I'm sure that if you provided it with the right input you could simulate that much more easily than you'd think, because that's what the brain WANTS to see
so I think that if you could trick that brain into thinking it lives in the real world, while giving it a "life" that's believable enough, you could produce something very close to a person, and I personally think that near-person would be conscious

Pretty spooky isn't it? One of those great unanswerable questions. Best we can do is not stress about it too much. Even if we disappear every night, it doesn't matter. Make sure that the you that is reading this got his lifespan's worth of fun in, just in case there's a new you tomorrow

I still dont see a point to any of this
Life is bad enough without having technojews trying to upload me into the matrix

shoot him in the head.

>He doesn't have a lvl 8 consciousness
LOL FUKIN N00B