What kinds of music should you listen to to impress girls?
What kinds of music should you listen to to impress girls?
The Cure, Brand New, and Mac DeMarco are the holy trinity of attracting girls.
women don't care about your music taste as long as you're tall, good looking and carrying some mad do$h
Arctic Monkeys
Motivational speeches about attachment issues.
Coming from a girl, Death Grips
if you choose the cure make sure to tell girls all about how you love pornography
this tbqh
be attractive and rich and you could play them peter sotos and they'd still be all over you
go back to /r9k/ you experienceless tool
Peter Sotos
Hitler speech recordings
Skrewdriver
Oasis
go back to your disney movies and rom-coms you delusional faggot
keep lying to yourself m8
>just be yourself bro its so easy to get laid bro women care about your personality and confidence bro
Probably Crystal Castles. At any rate, my last girlfriend was into Beefheart, so if you listen to certain types of music just to attract girls it could all be for nothing.
Fuck off.
Gotta be Arctic Monkeys all the way.
Absolutely #rekt
Get fucked Chad
Every girl ever likes Mac Demarco. If they don't they haven't heard him yet.
>ywn fuck young Merzbow
I wish that was a boy to be frank.
eh that girl's not even cute desu
makes me think of the aerosmith guy
twenty one pilots
From personal experience the holy trinity has been: The 1975, Arctic Monkeys and The Smiths.
tfw poor manlet
This. Also My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Melanie Martinez, Lana Del Rey and throw in some Fleetwood Mac especially Rumours.
Oh and the 1975.
She looks so disinterested that I don't think it matters what you listen to. This date is doomed.
>men only care about a nice ass and big tits
you're 19
art hoes love mac demarco and king krule 90% of the time 100% of the time
>tell her she sounds like the girl mac is describing (kiki) and get the succ
gayboymind
Who this Native American qt?
coming from a girl, ac/dc
I have dated a lot of people, this is a short list to help you out, music taste is the least of your worries though and only makes for conversation and in some cases, the relationship more tolerable.
>Indie Cindy's
Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Mountain Goats, if they are Bella hipster, just keep up with the latest stuff coming out that fits this bill
>Punky Brewsters
The Fall, Fugazi, Minor Threat, maybe early Swans and better No Wave if you've lucked out
>Don't date girls into metal
Just don't do it, it isn't fun
>Classy Lassie
If you want to date a girl who is actually into Classical music, I can't just give you three things to name drop, you gotta work for this, worth it though to have sex as Reinbert plays Satie Gnossiennes on a rainy afternoon
>Hip-hop girl 1. Hoey Harriett
The latest top 40 shit, doesn't take any fucking work, just act like a slightly better Chad and be attractive.
>Hip-hop girl 2. Backpacker Bettie
Latest conscious hip-hop guy to jump on, last I dated one it was J. Cole, but I'm sure that's no longer the case, maybe it's Chance? Again, not a lot of work, but the ass is worth it. If they don't fuck with Mos Def, show them Mos Def.
>Jazzy Jennifer
Never dated a jazz girl, just think about trying to impress Lisa Simpson?
>Emo Eternal Darkness Kitty Lover X3
You don't need my help here, bruv. But if you want to introduce to things you might like or at least tolerate. Brand New, Converge, Nine Inch Nails's better stuff. These people are really easy, but you should never date for more than 3 weeks if at all. Best their taste will be on their own is Gorillaz
>Emo Emily
American Football, I Hate Myself, Snowing, it's emo, you're on Sup Forums lurk
>Sup Forums Mua
Mu-core is honestly well rounded enough that someone here would be lonely enough to date you, unless they are an
>Avant teen
Good luck and God help you, forget what I said about, music taste is the most of your worries
my mixtape
t. Chad
find me a woman who'll reject a good looking guy with wealth and I'll cut off my left nut and send it to you in the post. I'm dead fucking serious.
women won't reject a good looking guy with wealth but it's not the ONLY 2 things they look for
Well how good looking you are depends on your genetics. If you're born ugly, guess what you're fucked. No amount of le confidence meme will help you. It's true confidence is attractive to women, but that comes with the prerequisite of you being at least average looking.
You could try getting a fit body and that could help somewhat but if your facial aesthetics are bad enough they'll still ignore you. If you're ugly and you approach them they'll back away or respond harshly, no matter your personality or how you carry yourself.
This is actually a good guide thanks
>don't date girls into metal
A fucking men
Any pop punk band
I have a lot of marina diamandis, when one of her songs come on the usual reaction is "you have this song?"
even better when i know the lyrics to most of electra heart
The Smiths
Joy Division
Tame Impala
Coltrane
Satie
hit the nail on the head
chads don't understand reality for the majority of us
even if we put the effort in it'll still not be enough when there's always a better choice within walking distance
You're gay
If you say Mac Demarco, Young Thug, and Dan Barrett then you've successfully covered all bases
Mac and Thugger are my go tos ayyy
but what kind of girl would listen to HANL
The best one in my experience. It's rare but it happens
If you're ugly you can start wearing tight jeans, pic up an acoustic guitar, learn French, and start reading Foucault. East avant-pussy right there
London?
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I'll go to finland and fucking kill u if U don't leave the thread rn
again London?
just frot with a dude or something
get fucked nigger
>being gay
"no"
Don't u have a bull to prep?
just trying to help famalam
>coming from Londonistan
girls come on 4 modes:
1. dadrock, mompop
2. top 40
3. the smiths
4. bro country singles
take your pick
if i pick mompop will it be a slightly-dominant MILF with a big bosom
>>Don't date girls into metal
I don't know man. The metal girls I've dated are some of the best lays I ever had. Goth girls are usually wild too.
Pretty accurate throw in pop punk while youre at it
>tfw no gentle femdom christmas cake
>Forgetting Beach Boys and AnCo-core
i didn't forget anything, except for below
true
throw all the pop punk/metalcore/scene shit in a fifth one
>anco
lol
tfw OP looks like a 10 years younger version of my ex from last year
>ask girl what kind of music she likes
>"everything but rap and country, I guess"
>shig
>ask her "what's your favourite Lolicore album then?"
>says "Goreshit - My Love feels all wrong"
>mfw she's a total pleg
i'd fuck your ex then desu
Girls all like shitty pop. I'm a bit older, there are zero girls in my age group who will not want to listen to Spice Girls. Even Sup Forums types with joy division shirts
Get them drunk and be like, "this is embarrassing... but I really like the Spice Girls"
the Spice Girls movie is fucking hilarious so i wouldn't even mind
yea mightve tried for longer if i didnt find out i was gay
Merzbow
>she'll never make you dress up and be her femboy
>tfw a girl I like is into dadrock
>tfw I don't listen to that much old stuff other than The Beach Boys (Starting to get into David Bowie though)
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girls are gay and I hate them
that's too far
>too far
what are you, gay?
so you're telling me I can find a girl who appreciates jason aldean?
Father John Misty
I'll be really surprised if thats a grill
it is a girl
I'm really surprised
Tons of girls like that where I live m8, but they aren't worth more than a quick fucking.
where you getting those pics form my man, facebooK? post more
dope fiend empire
on soundcloud
that's about 90% of a woman's value yeah
>septum piercing
what's your point? they do
oh, face too of course, how could i forget
they're everywhere in the south. The catch is 100% of them will become morbidly obese in their lifetime
If you want to impress girls, play music.
>live up north
>literal swarms of girls in cowboy hats and boots whenever a country-pop person is in town
???
Nice picture of Nuno Bettencourt when he was younger, OP.
thank me later
I don't even know why but seeing that pic I want a taste of her lips
Like I really need to feel those soft lips
Deep artists, ones that have stories in the music. Pink Floyd, X Ambassadors, Lorde, Etc. You don't attract tons of girls, but ones you do usually are worthwhile.
>X-Ambassadors
oh god why
This is literally one of the most horrible things I've ever read. I really hope you weren't describing yourself just then.
Do genuinely believe that that's a serious post?
post your tits
for the girl in the photo, a dog whistle.