In high school

In high school
Girls think I'm a nerd and want to see me do something nerdy
Open CMD
>ipconfg
>Ping default gateway
>ohh, such a hacker

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cd c:/
tree

gurls be liek :3

Nice blog post

omg you hack nasa

TEACHER, user IS HACKING THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS

>in high school
>ancient ass windows xp machines
>nignogs in word processing class
>came into class early and figure out IPs for computers they use
>used netsend to send them spooky messages
>they get spooked and try to get out of the class
>mfw

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>ipconfg
>Ping default gateway
These don't do anything. Why would they think you're a hacker?

That's the point, autist.

>Be me
>Use the smartphone to turn in/off the proyector and air conditioner
>Enter some guy smartphone in to fastboot mode
>Carry a Pirate Box to the classroom
>Clean the dump direct access pendrive malware
>Now I am the official hacker of the clase

>high school
>UPS
>small netbook
>android smartphone with 15GB data cap
>spare backpack
>spare WAP
>idea
>install linux on the netbook
>hookup the android as tether for internet access
>install pfsense in a virtualbox guest
>bridge everything together to the WAP
>provide free WiFi to the plebs

another time, still HS:
>backpack
>UPS
>spare 2.1 speaker set with subwoofer
>some audio source, sansa clip IIRC
>play Tchaikovsky around the halls

Yes, I was a faggot.

Oh fuck, I remember another time, still in high school. Entire network is still XP/Novell. I don't even entirely remember how I did it, but I found a way to install a VNC service on any system I wanted with a run-once script with my own password. I installed it on all the computers in the library, and in other computer labs as well. Gave the list to my peers for fun trolling across the LAN.

Nice blog, user.
Subscribed.

when i was a kid i was fucking around in cmd and i typed something and a weird blue window came up and i was really confused about it since i figured it was microsoft word or something and it kept giving errors when i typed in it

a year ago i figured out what it was

now i've used that program many times in the past, well over a year ago, but i never used cmd to get to it

once i typed in those words, "powershell" it all connected and i felt like a huge idiot

You have to be 18 to post here.

So why are you posting?

>in highschool
>taking computer science class
>it was "zero hour" so literally an hour before everybody else starts school
>paid attention for 15 minutes while instructor explains the lesson, then lets us complete the lesson
>spend 5 minutes on lesson and spend the rest of the hour sleeping

>in highschool
>in calculus class
>get told to do all the odd problems 1-33 in chapter 11
>look at them and do them in my head over the next 10 minutes
>sleep

>in college
>in organic chemistry
>have to fucking pay attention or else I won't understand anything
>holy fuck this is the hardest course of my whole life
>love every minute of it, it's the most challenging and rewarding class I've ever taken

>in pharmacy school
>sleep through every class 100%, browse the slide deck the night before the exam
>be me
>be a pharmacist
l33t hacks bruh

>be me, 12th grade
>download chrome icon from google images
>create shortcut set to %windir%\System32\shutdown.exe /s /t 0
>apply chrome icon
>drag to my USB
>plug into other people's computers when they get up for any reason
>watch the confusion

In one of my english classes we had chromebooks and I would flip the screen orientations to be upside down and the teacher ended up having to call tech support to "fix" it.

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fuck, are you me, user?

>ctrl alt up/left/right on certain intel drivers

Or how about the classic
>take screenshot
>hide all desktop icons
>edit desktop background, crop taskbar
>set desktop background to screenshot
never gets old.

Fuck you nigger.

>turn off firewalls for a couple of weeks
>evil twin attacks
>sql injection the lame ass staff login
>nothing useful, just a garbage message board nobody uses
>get caught trying to bruteforce the network administration software
>in advanced computer class
>gets expelled
>graduate online
>cheated the whole way

It was fun while it lasted

>>high school
>smartphone
See

>get laptops distributed for class in middle school
>all have internet disabled
>fuck around with network settings trying to turn it on, idk
>works eventually somehow
>faggots gather around my laptop while I play flash games waiting for the period to end
>get called into office for where the Dean uses every buzzword from every bad hacker movie accusing me and threatening legal action
>parents pick me up
>nothing happens
true story

>kid
>PowerShell
Fuck off

>in ghetto highschool
>Computer literacy class in the mid 2000s
>nog sees me maximize a window
>"Oh sheii nigga how he did that?"
I wish I was fucking joking

yeah i'm sure none of us were under 18 in 2006

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What did you end up doing now?

You an engineer?
Kind of an amazing story since you're in high school and doing most things entry level analysts cant even do without escalating for a week...

are you serious or just being sarcastic
that really isn't that impressive

What did he mean?

Nope. I'm an IT janitor making $10.30/hour at a job I hate, no gf, a generally miserable, toxic son of a bitch with very few friends.

If that story is true, than that is awesome for a high schooler

I'm a Sr. Design Engineer these days and probably older than people on here, anyway the solution this guy drawed up is quite interesting, it may be basic and simple to us but to people who have no idea that is good quality work

The OP, below has some top skills and I bet he or she is already working

>>high school
>UPS
>small netbook
>android smartphone with 15GB data cap
>spare backpack
>spare WAP
>idea
>install linux on the netbook
>hookup the android as tether for internet access
>install pfsense in a virtualbox guest
>bridge everything together to the WAP
>provide free WiFi to the plebs

Same guy, start learning for certs if you haven't already

You clearly have skills...

>bridging internet connections and installing a firewall is advanced and requires "top skills"
you have to be joking

Have you seen the skills of some of the people out there?

Thanks for the compliment, but satanic trips is completely correct.

If you find someone with my skills impressive, I'm sorry but you've just experienced bad talent. I may be the exception, but that's not a good thing.

yes there are some real fucking idiots out there i know plenty
there's also plenty of people i know who know much more than i do about technology and programming who are younger than me

see

>not just doing tree -t
baka desu senpai

>have smartphone
>usw the hotspot feature

why is this soo much simpler ?

>in middle school
>masterhacker.exe
>learn about bios passwords
>change the bios password on a couple random computers when no ones looking

fortunately the tech teacher wasn't an idiot and fixed them but didn't bother for a week or so, hence we just had dead computers. I laughed quite a bit looking at them.

yeah but this way he could be malicious if he wanted

So ImageMagick is for images, is there something like it for audio?

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This is not sqt, but ffmpeg is nice

How do you even "fix" bios passwords? CMOS reset or something?

>in high school
>ancient ass windows xp machines
God

Take out the mobo battery ad stick it back in

Same user here.

The signal on my custom creation reaches the far corner of the school with a fair 40% signal strength. Let me see your smartphone do that.

I'd say is impressive for a kid

some nigas merely started bichin to teacher when i just like opened dem scarey folders in explorer
(to check hosts file or something)

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I ran across several machines on my hs' network that had vnc enabled, but totally shouldn't have. Such as a point of sale in the cafeteria. I could even see who was on the reduced lunch price list!

I think they wanted to watch you piss in a bottle, user.

>be me
>at work
>some chick bricked her iphone (ancient aiphone 5s, mind you)
>asks me to fix it because i'm the one with "IT Degree" (I have electrical engineering degree)
>googles some shit related to iphone, managed to restart her phone by pushing home and lock/power button for 5 seconds

This thing is so simple, why don't these people use google and fix it themselves before brought their phone to shop?

>be a nerd in school in the 1980s and 1990s
>get ridiculed into oblivion
>girls won't even give you the time of day
>considered suicide daily, attempted twice
>computers were my only source of refuge from wall to wall torment and endless mental anguish
>classmates made fun of me daily and threw things at me
>got into fights weekly and was eventually expelled the one time I defended myself and TKO'd some kid because of bullshit zero tolerance policy
>my entire childhood ruined by my peers

>fast forward to 2018, I now make $150k a year driving a truck and hauling cancer meds
>can have whatever I want, get paid to travel
>have been to all lower 48, Canada
>just finished building dual-loop no-expenses-spared Threadripper 1950x rig
>going to Germany in October for Oktoberfest
>almost all of the people who ridiculed and harassed me in childhood are either dead or in prison, or addicted to drugs
>have top qt3.14 girlfriend with a good state career, no kids and doesn't do drugs

I regret nothing, nor do I feel any sympathy for what those people did to me, you made your bed now lay in it and die slow. I hope the rest of the ones still alive get terminal inoperable brain cancer like my brother did and die the long slow painful death, and I hope they're alone when they leave, fuck them, good riddance.

>of the CLASE
nigger detected

Yeah, sounds like you're happy, user.

have you tried googling that exact question?

You rewarded bad behavior, tsk, tsk...

In high school
Girls think I'm a nerd and want to see me do something nerdy
Unzip dick
>start jerking off
>molest them
>rape them and inject my seed into their wombs

kekd

That was my point... A lot of teens don't even know what a router does or how it does it. This kid literally setup a basic network at a young age while others are twiddling their thumbs and barely know anything

>In university
>Control PC with phone to next episode streaming off Chromecast
>Wow how did you do that, user??

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heart chokers sure are hot

>not putting it in startup

meant for

>middle school
>change local google html to "I'm feeling horny"
>"OMG user CHANGE IT BACK QUICK BEFORE GOOGLE SEES IT"

Everytime

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Smartphones have been around for over a decade retard.

Bitch how young are you?

Assuming user was in high school in 2011 (a whole decade after XP was released) and he was a junior he would be 23 right now

Don't make me feel old.

Anybody with basic command knowledge is considered a hacker by dumb people in schools.

t. someone who actually knows basic command bullshit just to have a laugh

>In high school
>Girls think I'm a nerd and want to see me do something nerdy
>Unzip dick
>Unzipping taking too long because my my cpu is slow
>girls leave