He doesn't even know how to use sed for subtitutions

>he doesn't even know how to use sed for subtitutions

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>he doesn't use sed & complex redirection to edit large projects

I use python, fuck you, I don't care.

Perl is da way, mon.

Find and replace in Microsoft Word works well enough for me.

>he can't even spell

>they can't use basic Linux utilities but think they are adept at information technology

my sides

me on the left

>implying linux

powershell -invoke-command "b:/windows/system64/syswow32//?/volume{12-31-2312--31}/sed.exe 'g/$var1/$2var/s' -e 'basedir/myfile.helloworld' | grep -E ".*" | start-spool print"

don't know how to do anything in sed
fucking tired of all 40 different regex interpretations

sed kind of sucks. the minor variatons between popular regex implementations are triggered by the -E flag and keeping track of what exactly that changes is far too much investment for such a simple tool. and why do sed and grep interpret the same regex pattern differently? does this actually make sense to anyone?

awk is better than sed for most things but even better still is just telling the shitheads who gave you poorly formatted data to fix their shit or fuck off.

You should be able to handle it if you understand the other 39. Not that you have to, sed isn't really better than whatever python or such a thing has.

But scala's parser generators are more fun anyhow.

>tfw the magic wand sold as a health product

> awk is better than sed for most things
Awk is a horrible scripting language.

I'd prefer to write all parsers in Haskell rather than use awk.

I'd rather use any other regex engine - sed's escapes and hidden rules are a total pain in the ass

Did they fuck?

s/OP/FAGGOT

It's a treatment for female hysteria. When females get hysteric, apply the wand directly to the mons and hold it there until the patient calms down.

>He does not use asm self made software for his task

Let me laugh at you kid

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>implying i don't know sed
>implying I'm not an awk and sed god
>implying i don't know the intricacies of shell scripting and unix utilities
>implying i'm not still a virgin
>implying women don't laugh at me
It hurts so much, this is not living, this is hell, I want to die