What the fuck is an "enterprise bean"?

What the fuck is an "enterprise bean"?
Is this why people hate Java so much?

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It’s the stuff you code that you want your program to do.

As opposed to your program’s presentation (java server faces to create html), or storing info in a database (java persistence)

It's the back end of JSF pages

bean is just a standard with some conventions like no public properties, no args constructor and is serializable. heavily used in spring/springboot and thus the enterprise etc. because of these conventions these beans are easy to stream and persist to things like databases and disk.

*calls FactoryFactory to construct a Factory object to handle instantiation of other objects to optimize runtime*
*runs out of memory*

yeah, if you have NFI and believe all the retards spruiking the same shit over and over

That's a java bean and it's completely unrelated

it's like a normal bean but it promotes synergy and dynamism

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its similar but may have more shit like session management and security and only good for certain containers

it's fucking dumb, why would you have getters and setters instead of public variables

To be able to perform actions on access, or restrict access.

>fails to mention the core property of it implementing a singleton pattern

Because it doesn't.

So that you can do something when you retrieve or set the variable.

So that you can have differing access between getting and setting.

How much programming have you done?

Is that allowed for a JavaBean?

Why not overload operators and expose immutable references to internal state?

>not abusing operator overloads with proxy objects

What's coffee made of?

some fag made up a stupid term and expects you to use it

Because you can't overload operators in Java.

it's because you're a real human bean user
oracle wants you to realize this