Why the fuck are so many programmers also furries/fetishists...

Why the fuck are so many programmers also furries/fetishists? Seriously a lot of them seem to be intellectually gifted when it comes to computer stuff. It's such a fucking shame that great minds go to waste on furfags and other degenerates though.

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The fact that you're bothered by it makes me want to become one too just to piss you off further

Why does it matter though? If the task is to write excellent code, then does it matter if the excellent code was written in a suit or butt-naked fapping to furry? What difference does it make to the end product? How insecure are you to even care in the first place?

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Well I'm bothered about it because these furfags are usually autistic, stubborn and difficult to work with, plaster their fetish everywhere. The thing that really pisses me off is when they're super cheery and "positive" for no reason. As in: "Yep! I'm going to work on the library tonight, it'll be exciting! You've got the hang of it, cool!"
The exclamation marks and "optimism" and generally talking like a fucking woman really boils my blood (they're men 99% of the time)
Working with these pieces of shit will give me a heart attack one of these days I swear

fuke u

Because many of us work from home and/or spend a majority of our waking hours on the computer/internet with little to no social contact outside of work/family.

I've been on the internet for a while and I've seen basically every vanilla porn video there is to see. It doesn't do it for me anymore. Unconventional fetishes are just an escalation to the next level.

A U T I S M

the only true answer

Maybe you're just a hateful, bitter person

> Why the fuck are so many programmers also furries/fetishists?
The latter is somewhat obivous: Most people have some fetishes.

> Seriously a lot of them seem to be intellectually gifted when it comes to computer stuff.
Lel, no. You're admiring mostly average faggots.

t. furfag
kys you piece of shit
i have lived half of my life with a autistic faggot who also became a furry and he was so fucking annoying

high stress > fap a lot > develop fetishes > have a furry phase > move on to weirder shit

seems pretty straight forward to me

I've never met a "furry" in real life - or maybe they just keep it to themselves.

would you start sucking cocks aswell just to make your dad mad? Your logic is outstanding.

I can't speak for anyone else, but my proclivity for furry pornography is almost certainly a result of the influence of cartoons during my formative years. Think Brandy from Brandy and Mr Whiskers

>they all plaster their fetish everywhere

Playing devil's advocate here, if a furfag keeps his powerlevel hidden from the public, of course you only know about the ones that spread it to the world

Smart people know that 2d>3d.

die

nothing degenerate about women in latex/rubber, ya fuckin catholic prude

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One day you'll eventually realize that it's actually you being the aspie here, getting so worked up about others hobbies when they don't line up with yours. A calm and robust person could work with anyone as they are, ignoring the parts the dislike and cherishing what they have in common.

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yeah "hobbies"

more like retarded aspies who program in node and just npm install a fuck ton of packages.

look into the left-pad fiasco. programming is a joke.

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lack of real social interactions lead to mental instability. also the reason why there so many trannies. if you spend your time with nothing but anime and video games you gonna get strange ideas some day

Faggot
I don't mean normal fetishes like blonde girls or maid uniforms, I mean catgirl/anime/traps/shemales/vore type disgusting shit
And trust me they are smart as hell and creative, I work on a game and we've been using the same shitty chat engine for 3 years, some furfag came along and rewrote the whole thing in a new modular system that's in every way superior.
They never leave the furry phase
I don't fucking like degenerates and weirdos man, it's one thing to like anime and it's another to like fucking muscled foxes fucking each other it's FUCKING DISGUSTING
I will never cherish what I have in common with a disgusting fucking mentally ill furfag


It fucking drives me nuts how it takes me ages to grasp programming concepts while Yifferson McVorefag has already solved the problem in a genius way

A lot of furries are autists and autists like programming. The next question is, why are so many furries autistic?

>autistic faggot
>fucking annoying
i think they would have been annoying whatever their fetish

>Well I'm bothered about it because these furfags ...plaster their fetish everywhere
This is actually the only part that bothers me. You don't have to be ashamed of being a furfag (I know many here probably disagree lel) but you should at least keep it to yourself. I mean you don't masturbate in public, why would you openly flaunt your fetishes?

This is the difference between having a weird fetish and a legit mental illness imo.

programming is a joke career

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>lack of real social interactions lead to mental instability. also the reason why there so many trannies. if you spend your time with nothing but anime and video games you gonna get strange ideas some day
this, OwO

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>I don't mean normal fetishes like blonde girls or maid uniforms, I mean catgirl/anime/traps/shemales/vore type disgusting shit
Ah yes. In the end it all boiled down to stop liking fetishes I don't

Why do you spend so much time thinking about the fetishes you dislike? Just don't and carry on with your life, stop being such an autist.

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ha ha

lmao why the fuck do you get mad at people jerking of to a specific type of cartoon, how much of a bitter cunt can you even be

itt: furries, weebs, and trannies arguing over their shit tier career they're not even good at

am I allowed to post kitten boys here? ^.^

>tfw me and my bf are both programmers, autistic and furry
REALLY makes you think

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yes

OP is mad as fuck that he is a worse programmer than degernetates

I saw a flier advertising a furry discord channel at my University the other day. I wonder what kind of mindset someone needs to do that shit.

;-;

degenerates spend their fucking life on the computer so obviously they have more "skill" by default.

uwu hes got a fish

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socially ostracised -> spend a lot of time online on your own -> develop weird fetishes -> find a community not only willing to accept your fetishes but your 'tism -> become furry

honestly if you want to advance your career at all, you'd better be furry

Who do you think the senior engineers will choose for a promotion/job if one of them is part of their ingroup, all other things being equal?

Being autistic is a prerequisite to being a furry. No sane man is a furfag.
There is a big difference between finding certain features or outfits on a woman hot, and finding unnatural animal, tranny or literally eating people hot
It disgusts me that these are the "people (for that is what they consider themselves)" I have to work with and they infest the programming community
>bitter cunt
So people aren't allowed to be disgusted by weird sexual shit now? I hate this retarded mindset where you must be ok with everything else you're a "cunt"

Publicly demonstrating a "weird fetish" is a simple way to turn away any closed minded normie faggots like you!

You're an asshole and nobody likes you! We've just figured out how to figure that out without wasting our time!

Kill yourself you normie piece of shit!

read this, you caused this in the first place by being a normalfag.

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i wish i had a programmer furry bf

take a pill, fetishes are weird by nature, some are weirder than others. it's not intended as a personal insult.

>Only what I like is natural
Yes, you already made it clear

Same desubakasenpai uwu

holy shit imagine being this buttfrustrated on a norwegian basket weaving board over a bunch of autists dressing up as animals

Because they didn't have a competent father, be a good dad user, it's the only way

gaiz how do I furry?

I do and it's exactly like in this comic.

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This is how an abandoned child sounds like, raise your kids properly, dear anons

wut

Just start using yiff instead of gif.

>tfw no handsome blue collar werewolf bf to hold me in his big muscly arms

1. Programming is for autists
2. Most autists are furries

1,2 Ponendo Ponens

Programmers tend to have higher IQs than the average
maybe that plays a role into it?

Die, fucking furry

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I fucking hate that I know what that is

because most brain geniuses are actually furries. their different perspective on life allows them the insight to understand how to look at problems from a different angle.

Show me your furry porn game, user. You ARE working on a furry porn game, right? Here's mine: koboldadventure.com/

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I have .. I worked with one while I was in HS .. he was 20 and I was 17 at the time and he was an alright guy.. really weird but pretty alright. He had a weird sexual preference though.. He was technically Bi but he was only really attracted to furries but as long as the 'fursona' or w/e it's called was a female he was down.

Like I said .. weird as fuck but a cool guy.. I went to his place a few times to smoke cigars and play Super Smash Bros Melee

cute

The actual answer is that furry as a fetish is inherently bound to people who use the internet a lot. People who spend the majority of their free time will inevitably take an interest in technology.

I doubt there are many/any furries in the world that didn’t get their fetish from the internet, and if there is, the fetish likely manifests itself in a very different way.

in all honesty furries seem like by and large alright folks! I was friends a dude who then became trans and then subsequently became a furry a few months later and they(?) are still an otherwise grounded and functioning person with other interests and hobbies.

also some of furry twitter comes up with hilarious shit and I wish I could RT it but the fursona avatars are just too much for me

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*majority of their free time on the internet

cunt

pretty accurate assessment but interesting anecdote: the only furry I've known closely did in fact spend a lot of time and was homeschooled, and also had no close siblings but confided deeply in his [family's] dog for emotional support. one day before coming out as a furry I sent him a meme with some cartoon dog and he was like "lmao I would totally fuck that dog" and I was like "wait what" then a few months later the furry thing came to light

I feel like to go full-furry and not just JO to the drawings you need to be pretty emotionally stunted / damaged

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>tfw me and my bf are both programmers, autistic and furry
you forgot to include gay

This has to be satire

that speaks for itself.

Sorry to disappoint you, but everyone is susceptible to this, even animals and artificial neural networks. Furries are mostly simplified human drawings, and brain reacts stronger to clear patterns. Young birds react to marks on their mother's beak, but they react even stronger to drawings of those marks. Neural networks can very accurately classify big cats, not by their shape, but by the patterns on their fur.
tl;dr; if it has a vagina/dick(even if it's only IMPLIED) a human can fap to it.

cute

literally this.
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