Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Meek Mills still trying to stir up shit with Drake -Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
why is DIIV still in the OP? They were reviewed months ago
Evan Turner
waiting for the autechre 4.1
Sebastian Williams
Swans 8.8
Parker Wood
/NMG/ - Nu-male General
Apologized for slavery today? Who's better FKA Twigs or Kendrick? Should Lil ugly mane be arrested? Has there ever been a good white artist before?
Sebastian Wright
>apologize for slavery Yes. >Who's better fka twigs or Kendrick. Fka Twigs >should lil ugly mane be arrested? Yes. Fucking cultural appropriation man. >Has there ever been a good white arist before? Uhh I can't seem to think of one right now. MAYBE on a good day Andrew Jackson Jihad.
Ryder Reed
f*ck pissfork
William Morris
Forever hyping DIIV
Carson Harris
fuck diiv
Hudson Perez
>Not a single PoC user pls. This is a pitchfork general, if you want to talk about racist music check out
Easton Mitchell
strokes ep 7.2 incoming
Joshua Phillips
>apologize for slavery Yes. >Who's better fka twigs or Kendrick. Kendrick >should lil ugly mane be arrested? cultural appropriation >Has there ever been a good white arist before? yeah AJJ is good. Dylan also, Grimes 2 waifu
Alexander Campbell
>Not a single PoC
Matthew Thomas
Yeah he's a whiteboy. Don't even fucking try to say he's not. >Hurr he's mexican Fuck outta here. That boy whitter than sour cream.
Zachary Jones
>Haha yeah I just really like pitchfork What did he mean by this?
Jordan Cooper
more like fitchpork.
Easton Mitchell
digits are the strokes score
Hunter Perry
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Thomas Young
this wasn't even funny a year ago. please stop ruining these threads with your awful meme.
Kayden Peterson
...
Daniel Lopez
LOW TEST O W
T E S T
Evan Lee
...
Henry Lopez
Go back to /fit/
Chase Sanders
these thread are so shit now and will continue to be until its time for swans to be reviewed
Jackson Parker
Paul Simon is getting a 10 next week fellas
Aaron Stewart
The Hotelier - Goodness 8.6 reviewed by Ian Cohen
Nolan Cox
I believe in /p4k/
What's everyone listening to?
Liam Cox
>2016 >Caring about a band with a rapist in it.
Anthony Diaz
This should answer that question quite efficiently.
Levi Richardson
whats actually new? i can't be bothered to keep up with this shit need more BNMs so i can fake an opinion
Bentley Rogers
Gucci Mane
Easton Bailey
i can't wait to see what plebfork gives the new autechre
this bait was old 3 months ago
Jason Foster
only philip sherburne can save us from a sub-7 score
Gavin Martin
i would put money on someone writing a review the day that it came out but holding off for a while just to make it seem like they actually mulled over the album(s) for a while
maybe a 4.5 this is way colder than exai and that got absolutely shit on
Lucas Hughes
well tbf that got shit on because of the length
so with elseq...
Gabriel Gutierrez
underachievers btfo
James Watson
Why are people acting like the 1/2 of albums p4k has BNM'd this year aren't by white artists?
Jordan Powell
IAN COHEN BTFO
Anthony Perez
>The Hotelier >not reviewed by Ian Cohen
Zachary Bell
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN The Hotelier 8.0 BTFO by Jillian Mapes The Underachievers 5.3 by Matthew Ramirez Allen Ginsberg 7.9 by Jesse Jarnow Debo Band 8.1 by Erin MacLeod
damn, Underachievers got legit panned. the review is savage.
"It Happened in Flatbush is a flat album in every way, filled with mealy-mouthed hooks and uninspired tropes—a spiritless effort from a NYC rap group that initially seemed novel in a post-TDE scene."
seemed like they had so much potential after Indigoism.
Samuel Kelly
The Underachievers review was really harsh for a 5.3.
