Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Sky Ferreira. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Sky really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
She's a full on drug whore isn't she? Just bring her some h and she'll probably suck on your wiener, dude.
David Cooper
aren't you supposed to be in prison?
Noah Anderson
Post more feet.
David Phillips
bad choice man
Brody Brooks
seriously
John Thomas
Just get over it If you try and it doesn't work, kys
Chase Cook
Hey Ricardo
Noah Robinson
want them in my mouth t b h
Chase Richardson
You have the same syndrome of those girls who love Harry Styles and Justin Bieber
Juan Morgan
Same
David Hughes
>you will never ride off into the sunset while high on coke and heroin with Sky at your side
Dominic Martinez
I'd make her night time, my time if you know what I'm saying
Daniel Cook
her boob is on the internet somewhere if you look hard enough
Jaxson Sullivan
She looks like she's about to take that entire mic down her throat
Jordan Adams
it's literally on her album cover, you don't have to look hard at all
Michael Sullivan
Feelsbadman
Daniel Morris
Why did that copypasta make a comeback?
Jason Wright
you've never even met her stop being a teenybopper faggot
James Morris
Tbh I try to look at her as little as possible - I know if I stare too long into those eyes I'm gonna start slipping too.
Don't end up like the dude who killed himself over Bork, OP.
Brayden Rivera
why can't neo-Sup Forums into irony and sarcasm?
americucks are so stupid it's unreal
Luis Turner
she literally looks like a crystal meth addict
get some fucking taste you plebs
Josiah Jackson
ironic considering this post is sarcastic
Colton Reyes
literally average american girl/10
Camden Clark
yea no. don't know what country you're living in bro but I'm jealous???
Elijah Perez
it's a phase. i bet you're 16-18, you'll get over it once you go to college an start dating.
Liam Watson
wew sky lookin tasty in that pic lads I claim her
Lincoln Johnson
I miss butthole-posting
where have the years gone
William Lewis
Lol nice one
Jacob Brown
up yr butthole senpai :^)
Caleb Hall
what's wrong with you people
just get laid
Eli James
How?
Jose Brown
Already claimed her f a m
Gavin Green
LOL but ok #realtalk tho
Colton Collins
go to a place where you meet people
charm someone and ask if they wanna come back to your place for coffee
it's EZ if you're not autistic and don't just target 8/10+ girls
i have sexual dysfunction and cum way too fast so i don't want to embarrass myself. i've fucked about 8 girls in my life and i'm good with that number for now til i get shit figured out. but i still know the song and dance to get laid
Easton Perry
kek
Oliver Nelson
THIS
Bentley Evans
awwww what a qt
Ryder Carter
just drink alcohol. Sober sex is boring anyways. I also don't last extremely long when sober but If I have even looked at a beer in the past 5 hours, It is impossible to cum. im talking sex for hours, i am a good lay.
Michael Wood
"charm" someone literally means go from
stranger----> "I would fuck you"
so, yes THAT'S THE DIFFICULT PART
of course if you can get someone to "want to fuck you" everything else just falls into place. nothing else matters. all they need is a place and a time...
but I mean, that is the game, the seduction part. that's what people have trouble with......
that whole post reduces down to "charm someone"....yea I'll get right on that. easier said than done
I mean, how is not sketchy to ask them to go to "your place" for coffee, that's a little insinuating, actually a lot insinuating. girls have a tried and true creep-o-meter that will be ticking off the charts with a suggestion like that
"lol y would we go to your place...for coffee? lol um"
Robert Butler
>charm someone >if you're not autistic good one
Jackson Jenkins
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Adrian Long
it's not hard to be charming. you just need to be funny and cute while not trying too hard. if you see a girl you like, go up to her and start chatting her up. tease her. invite her out for a smoke and if you're hitting it off, ask her to leave with you.
sometimes you can get a girl by not paying attention to her. make it look like your attention is valuable and only give her fleeting moments of attention. then ask her to leave with you at the end of the night.
if all else fails, find a drunk girl and ask if she wants to make out
also, you don't have to say for coffee. just ask if they want to come over to your place to watch a movie or hang out. if you guys have a mutual interest, bring it up. she knows what you mean when you invite her over at the end of a party or social situation like that.
