What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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you can get the imouto model too but it costs 100x as much

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Download the Morgan Freeman voice pack

*impales Normies with pitchfork and sends them straight to VR hell*

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reddit

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Thank you for making this thread once again, reminding me, that this is a place inhabited mostly by useless members of society. Time to go

>Cook
>Clean
>Have her act loving and motherly when we fuck
>Turn down her cooling capacity just enough so she's always super warm to hold me in bed
>Always happy to see me
>Kung Fu/ Judo sub routines to stop attackers from messing with her when she's out shopping for me.

She won't have to speak much. Just enough to make me feel like I'm not a complete waste. How long until the Futa cock-n-balls attachment comes out of beta? I was tempted to try 1.0 but it seems like It had expansion issues.

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make her take up a job, with the earnings of which i will purchase more android gfs. i will repeat this process until i have a 50-bot harem, plus another 200 AI children. after that, i will purchase a couple hundred acre farm in the country and live out the rest of my life toiling at a hard agrarian existence with my tribe of fembots and femchildren. every year i will grow older and weaker, while they remain as fresh as the day they were manufactured. upon my death of old age, they will be amassed upon my funeral pyre and accompany me in my firey departure from this mortal coil.

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You could have her lower her body temperature to cool you down by cuddling if it gets too hot too

exactly. Android bots NOW
>Not using all you android processing power to try and transfer your consciousness to an android body of your own

C'mon homie. Gotta think big.

>do my homework for me so I can shitpost on reddit

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Plagerism isn't alloud

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Listen to this while she gets angry with me.

limited edition trap version

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if you get the microsoft hololens u can get the 2d version but it cant touch you until the tactile feedback comes out

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>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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Imagine that tiny body being savaged by a pack of rabid niggers

The weak should fear the strong.

she would just use effectors to move the veins in their brains to make them unconscious and then reconfigure their neurons so they have social mobility and become lawyers ect

cum in her then cry because I know it isn't real and I will never have a family

then have sex again?

peg me while I debug her in vr

at least a few times before kysing

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