Do you tape your phone camera?

Do you tape your phone camera?

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no the NSA watching me is my fetish

My monitor does not have a webcam. My phone isn't taped, because it's never near - pointing up towards the ceiling. If it's near me it's looking at my chin or nose. My face camera also got fucking dirt on it somehow due to Samsung's quality, so it's not the best camera anymore which means the NSA is looking at a dirty, blurry caricature of my ugly mug if they happen to catch me watching or reading something in bed

I have a Moto G4 plus everyapp that needs to use my front camera needs to ask permission to me. But Motorola belongs to Google so fuck my life.

No, i'd just feel more alone

I tape my camera, microphone, speakers, fingerprint reader, antennae, gyroscope, accelerometer, all with black tin foil reinforced double layer duck tape.

Motorola belongs to Lenovo for years already

how could you spy on someone with a gyroscope?

>not masturbating with you phone's camera towards your dick and getting hard thinking about the person who will stumble upon the image of my dick cumming

My phone doesn't have a front facing camera.

But how will the government protect me?

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Yes, both front and back.

The fact that you use twitter disqualifies you from discussion on the matter.

No, I take selfies and email them to the NSA, Google, and Mark Zuckerberg.

I hammered a nail through the front and back camera and through the microphones

my phone lives in a case that covers the front camera

I don't want them to know when I gyrate.

I have cool little stickers that I put on them that aren't noticeable so people don't think I'm autistic

This.
I occasionally even send them nudes and naughty videos to their contacts.

I need to take selfies and post them on Facebook, so no, that's stupid

Sounds gay if you ask me.

That's pretty cool actually.

My sides

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>thinking anyone wants to watch an overweight male jerk it to porn

>Thinking anyone wants to watch an overweight male

Damn, got me

kek'd

I just don't have any webcam drivers in my kernel

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No, I don't use a cell.

....but I have a cheap tablet due to being poorfag and tape that shut with black paper in between the tape so they cannot even see the silhouette.....

I dunno aren't you guys a bit paranoid about this stuff?

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Fucking hell user

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Nope, I live in a shithole country, so the NSA can suck my dick. I can whatever I want on the internet.

You win, user.

I heard taping the camera actually gives the camera capabilities of a jerry rigged potentiometer. Someone posted a DIY hack on YouTube of the project.

I did once because my selfie camera wasn't working at all.

I thought the FBI or NSA or who ever the fuck was spying.

Can't find it, link please.

>potentiometer

fuck! I meant Geiger counter. Some dude used a android phone with the lense covered to pick up radiation and compared it to a real Geiger counter.

I was cleaning out my volume pot while posting(potentiometer).

Still sounds pretty cool.
I think this might be the link you mentioned.
youtube.com/watch?v=lJEiiH6Y0JU

Yup, it might have been him. I was watching a bunch and it dawned on me.

Don't need to.

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Hahaha

So i am not the only who before masturbating places the webcamre in thw perfect angle for the show?

Yes, and i also remove front camera and the (((time battery))) (that little battery inside the phone)

Why taping when you can put a microcontroller that impersonate the signals of your camera and sends badly drawn furry porn like curby shit?

This. I usually taunt them by tapping my dick on the camera saying yeah you want this and stuff like that.

>not using software blockers
The libren 5 will fix this problem for good with it's hardware killswitches.

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Yes.
Only the frontal one though.
And the one from my laptop.
And the one from my tablet.

>I tape my accelerometer

>I usually taunt them by tapping my dick on the camera saying yeah you want this and stuff like that.
That's... hot?

>and the (((time battery)))
What. Why?
Are you talking about the CMOS battery?

>Thinking anyone wants to watch a male

>not using software blockers
>using software blockers
>software blockers
>software

I don't know, doesn't look like cmos battery to me, but if it is, then yeah lol

Zozzle

>jacked off
>looked to see tape fell off camera

Welp, there goes my chances for any future anti establishment political career.

But seriously, why aren't they making phone cases with plastic sliders over the cameras?
It also has the added bonus of further protecting the camera.

Because normies would give it back complaining "the camera doesn't work".

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This would be beautiful.

MacBook Air user here:
I don't tape the camera but I *do* tape the light sensor immediately to the left of it. Why?
Because if the light sensor senses "too much" light, then the keyboard backlighting automatically disables itself. Yes, this is another "Thank you, Apple!" moment right here.

Underappreciated comment.
+1

they exist
the reason you don't see them is articulating parts on a phone case typically break within a few months of use, so retailers are reluctant to carry them. even if they buckle down on a no return policy, it costs them too many dollaroos in customer service to have shit products that break.

if you come up with a good, robust design, which stands up to dozens of uses per day, every day, for a year, and also does not warp or distort over the course of regular use by being crammed into skinny jeans, thrown into backpacks, etc, then you've got a winner. probably sounds like I'm being a passive aggressive dick, but yeah if you manage to design such a think and manufacture it cheaply, you'd make decent cash just by selling it 3rd party on amazon or ebay.

>Good
>Cheap
Pick one

But seriously, people will shell out the cash for a good quality case. I used an Otterbox years ago that cost half as much as my phone did ($100 with contract and was my first Android.) I even modified it with a nut on the bottom to mount on a tripod for photos/webcam use. Plenty would pay for this feature, because I would pay for this feature.