Dear mods, can we ban all the fucking "reply to this or bad thing happens"-type posts?

Dear mods, can we ban all the fucking "reply to this or bad thing happens"-type posts?
99% of the time it's used to shit up a thread the poster doesn't like.

if u cant handle the meme get out the kitchen fagman

Reply to this post or you'll be deaf next year

No.

fuck

save me

Usually they crash shitty thread, like this one.

Done.

how about we just stop replying to them, dumb fucks

no

fuk

just 2 b safe :|

I'll fix this.

Reply to this post and you'll be exempt from the effects of all "reply to this post or ____" posts from here on out. No exceptions whatsoever.

I have an amazing secret that I tried and it works: I report the post and, BOOM!, eventually it gets deleted and hopefully a ban if necessary. Shhh, remember, it's a secret ...

K.

i just want to be safe

Not risking it.

Saged tho

How about we ban all reddit kaffirs like you instead?

Reply

ban the Sup Forums bait posts barely related to music first

reported

I'D RATHER LOSE MY DICK THAN MY SENSE OF HEARING

rolling

fug man

If people reply to the post that means everyone else didn't like the thread

There are posts that say that but I don't know....

>420

no not me

Thank you

Still replying to this one cause i saw it first

They're a retarded answer to retarded OP's starting retarded threads. Those posts aren't the problem, the absolute shitposts they reply to are.
See:

fug

reply

May as well.

If I actually did go deaf tho id be really upset that i didnt just fucking reply.

cant risk it

please god no

only one im scared of

Thread is loo I go poo