>Live blogs (no video stream)
arstechnica.com
theverge.com
>What to expect
>New, cheaper iPad
>New, cheaper MacBook
>iPhone SE 2?
>Something to do with education
Apple March Event thread
Owen Fisher
Other urls found in this thread:
opengroup.org
twitter.com
Nolan Sullivan
>15 minutes of product demos
>45 minutes talking about Apple Music/Beats™, emojis and improved photo filters
Isaiah Cox
The iOS 11.3 update is the most hyped part
Eli Cook
no stream? really? that's lame as fuck
anyone have some obscure twitch stream or something along those lines?
Grayson Cooper
>tfw no video live stream that I can clap and cheer along to
I'm not the only person who does this when watching tech keynotes right?
Jace Richardson
does 11.3 test my battery the official Apple way?
Nathan Long
Wrong board
Xavier Adams
+1 upvoted
Xavier Cruz
11.3 comes with battery health
Juan Moore
>”We’ve always believed that people with passion can change the world.” He says that was “on display in marches” over the weekend.
>”We are deeply inspired by the courage of students using their voices to bring about change in America.”
what did tim cuck mean by this
Zachary Flores
>New, cheaper
Why not buy the expensive model if you can afford it?
Liam Garcia
It means he’s not a trump voting conservatard
Gavin Myers
really hoping for an SE 2
Henry Diaz
i don't think it's gonna happen, this seems all education focused
Xavier Jones
GIB ME DATS IPADS WHITE BOI
Dominic Martin
>and women
Christian Kelly
new ipad soon
Robert Campbell
>the absolute state of Bongistan
William Sullivan
Hoping they announce an ipad with apple pencil support. Fuck buying the ipad pro.
Thomas Jenkins
>Liberals are changing the world while right wing weenies stuck in the stone age can only cry about it
lmao
Oliver Wright
it's been announced
Michael Smith
>Apple touting all the uses of iPad in education
>meanwhile, most Silicon Valley executives send their own children to classical studies schools where computers aren't even used until 7th or 8th grade
Ryan James
a low budget phone for mudshit and nigger students make sense to me
Ian Howard
nigger hahaha
Gavin Turner
...
Josiah Reed
New iPad
Cameron Cruz
So it's a minor spec bump along with pencil support. Not worth the upgrade.
Wyatt Thomas
Cost?
Sebastian Myers
This seems like it will be nice for artists who want cheap iPad with pencil support.
Camden Foster
$329, $299 with education discount.
Andrew Gonzalez
Please nvidia, just make a new shield k tablet
Grayson Taylor
It's shit.
Jackson Watson
ENOUGH WITH THE KIDDIE SHIT
Gabriel Campbell
$329 for consumers, $299 for schools
I actually was expecting them to completely go loss leader on the price to schools.....in order to try to monopolize the education market and hook the kids on IOS
John Cruz
Same. Was thinking of picking up one of these for my parents to replace their dog shit Acer windows tablet.
Nolan Powell
Neat. Guess I'll pick one up when I go off to grad school in a few months. Saves me the trouble of getting a 2in1.
Lucas Flores
>downloads tottalyfreehotnewgameforabsolutelyfree.lol.nojoke.completelyfree.notavirus.exe
>OMG WTF I GET VIRUS
>FUCKING M$!!!111
>goes out and buys a macbook
>max r SO secure and KEWL!!!11 no VIRUX xD
>downloads hottestnewjustinbieberxdrniggagangstashit.jpg.mpg.HOT.music.album.FREE.tar.apk
>OMG WTF MY PHONE GET VIRUS
>FUCKING ANDROD!!!11
>goes out and buys ishit
>PHEW im so glad apel treats me like a toddler and doesnt let me install or do anything, freedum is too dangerous xDD
>sees a linux CLI
>OMG WTF THIS COMPUTER IS BROKEN
>MOOOOOOM user BROKE HIS COMPUTER AND IS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT
>WE NEED TO GO TO BESTBUY AND GET IT FIXED
>Y CANT COMPUTERS JUS WORK
>MUH APEL MUH APEL MUH APEL
Why did technology illiterate apple users ever think they belonged on Sup Forums?
Justin Wilson
Wow, they are promoting a third party stylus......
Sebastian King
>329 with drawing pen
Might actually be the first ever Apple product I'm going to buy
Carter Gray
329 for the iPad, 99 for the pencil
Jeremiah Turner
They're gonna sell you the Apple pen separately, aren't they. $330 isn't overpriced enough.
Brayden Reyes
>lagPad
Caleb Martin
Ryder Adams
iToddlers will defend this.
Kevin Perez
but there's no ipad with the a11 chip, stupid goy
Thomas Gomez
>mfw apple lives in his head rent free
>mfw it genuinely bothers him this much that people enjoy something he doesn't
>mfw this is exactly what premium brands strive to accomplish: viral infection of weak minded people to keep their brand's recognition alive during downswings in the economy
Ryder Martinez
The good thing about this announcement is that it should make used iPad airs very affordable
Ian Murphy
>mfw Linux users are actually using fake UNIX and not real certified UNIX (macOS)
>mfw I have the power of UNIX with just werks daily driver stability
Connor Perez
>no mac pro news
Meh
Landon Rogers
Soy aplel sheep
Jonathan Jenkins
>fagOS
>unix
Pick one.
Kevin Edwards
>no new iPad mini
For what purpose?
Nicholas Edwards
iToddlers have defended this.
Josiah Rivera
Fucking touchscreen I wanted to upload this
Jason Ortiz
triggered the lincuck
opengroup.org
>the absolute state of phoneposters
Alexander James
>buy $1000 lagPad
>turns into unusable laggy piece of shit in less than a year
>OY VEY SOYIM
>check out our new budget lagPad!
No thanks. Apple is chinkshit for gullible retards. Glad I woke up before getting completely brainwashed.
Julian Barnes
I hope you’re not in the room with children
Christian Flores
I'm sorry the fact that I am not spending 24 hours a day in front of my pc is causing discomfort to you snowflake.
Landon Jones
>muh piece of paper magically makes fagOS pajeet code unix!!!!
Mactardism.
Aaron Cook
I don't even know where that came from user, I swear.
Lucas Nguyen
>can't refute my point
>resorts to ad homenium attacks
heh
if i was a linux user i'd be sad that i had to use a crappy unix clone instead of the real thing
Adam Edwards
>ad homenium
Pajeet, I am sorry to have to inform you of your terminal brain cancer.
Justin Murphy
>mactoddler thinks his streetshitter facebookOS is unix
how cute
Justin Cook
Not an argument :^)
Charles Green
is iOS 11.3 finally good enough to upgrade from 9?
t. 6 plus
Logan Hill
hmm...you need to give up, you've lost this internet argument
maybe mom will make some tendies for dinner tonight to cheer you up
Caleb Parker
>mactoddler gets BTFO
>claims victory
The brainwashing is strong with this sheep.
Jaxson Allen
THANK YOU user
You just reminded me to turn off two factor authentication for my fucking phone
I've been meaning to turn it off since I updated
Jackson Turner
>lagOS
>""""""""upgrade"""""""
Jose Jenkins
>lincuck gets BTFO
>claims victory
The brainwashing is strong with this sheep.
Samuel Bailey
hmm...you need to give up, you've lost this internet argument
maybe mom will make some tendies for dinner tonight to cheer you up
Ayden Gonzalez
>repeating each other "argument"
The current state of Sup Forums
Angel Martinez
You and me both man, I love my K1 but sometimes performance takes a hit.
All I want is an X1 or X2 based update with 4gb of ram and 64gb of default storage. They can keep the chassis and screen the same, those are fine
Jordan Edwards
WTH is with the cancer pastels and font and the random underlined shit like it's a note being passed between 2 teenage girls
Grayson Rivera
meant to say update, but that's what i was worried about. iOS 9 works great on the 6 plus, i even still have the not retarded version of snapchat and no battery issues. just getting to the point where its like unironically using windows xp still.
Nathaniel Perry
>touch ID is stupid goy get face ID
>LOOK TOUCH ID WOW
Ethan Bennett
>he owns iShit
>he has to choose between security updates or being able to type without the keyboard lagging
lmao
Leo Hernandez
>no iOS update
>no iPhone SE 2
fucking time wasted god damnit
Sebastian James
>scat.jpg
What did Tim Cook mean by this?
Ian Thompson
>iToddler actually WANTS lagOS malware """"updates"""
The ABSOLUTE state of iCuckoldry.
Christian Martin
Mason Gonzalez
kek is the event already over?
Aiden Wood
i inherently
o outstandingly
s shitty
Jayden Morales
He wants soyfags to buy his:"I don't objectively compare my day-to-day tech before buying" products.
Blake Reyes
yeah, just a bunch of shitty school stuff, fuck school
Cameron Brooks
really made me think
Gabriel Peterson
>>>/Tmblr.
Bye bye now.
Chase Jackson
dumbasses put the logo upside down on the g3. how did jony ive let this happen
Joseph Diaz
>security
>likely android shill
Wyatt Lopez
So, literally just a cheap ipad?
Josiah Rodriguez
>Steve Jobs always focuses on providing the best possible user experience and believed that it was more important to satisfy the user than the onlooker.
>Why was upside down from the user’s perspective an issue? Because the design group noticed that users constantly tried to open the laptop from the wrong end.
Eli Fisher
>"this new iPad will hopefully help all those little Tyrones' and Jamals' get educated, so that they do not go online asking questions like "how do I remove the iCloud lock"
>audience laughs and claps
WTF, COOK A RACIS?
Christian Butler
Just a cheap version of an iPad they already sold?
Good for the budget conscious, I guess.
But I wanted updates :/
Mini 4, SE 2, Airpod-like charging case for pencil...
Samuel Kelly
INB4 Apple iWhite-flight.
Kayden Wood
This isn't bad as it appears.
Jaxon Williams
Wrong board.
Landon Gonzalez
Will we ever have a thread about Apple that isn't riddled with shitposters but with decent conversation?
Is Apple so polarizing that every thread about Apple is a shitposting fest?
Camden Diaz
>$300 for a tablet
>more for a keyboard
>$99 for a STYLUS (LOL)
why not get a fucking chromebook?
you fucking iSheep
Austin Miller
>look how tolerant we are!
never mind that islam deliberately treats women like shit though!
Justin Murphy
Will we ever have a board about technology that isn't riddled with iToddler shitposters but with decent threads? see