Footwear

be me

19
work in a data centre
be the only one on shift
think windows is just a tool for bill gates' soul to spy on me
get ticket, remote hands, {RE: re-rack 'server'}.
yay.wav
turns out this thing is a fucking SAN
build up courage
unplug cables
start to pull SAN which is on u15
3u's of fucking hell
lose grip of SAN
ouchmytoes.jpg
move SAN to u11, re-run cables
{achievement unlocked}
feel a weird sensation in my toes
feels all mushy and it's hard to walk
soldier through it all night
handover to my cover
call taxi
helpme.wav
get to hospital
3 broken toes


I'm still on crutches, protective footwear saves lives.

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> SAN
> server
Did you mean: NAS?

Also, did you fucking drop a server full of harddrives?

>centre
stopped readin right there gaylord

That cured my foot fetish
Now i just have to cure my brap fetish

yes. English well.

SAN describes storage fabric connecting multiple storage hosts for use by multiple other resources.

NAS:servers - one to many
SAN:servers - many to many

What?

You're an idiot for not wearing protective footweqr in the first place. I guess that's not required in bongland.

only recommended

you're a retard and a poorfag

boy, my dogs are barkin'

how come your greentext story is black?

Why would you ever move a SAN (or really anything more than 2U) by hand by yourself? Every data center will have equipment lifts you retard.

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Shit like this is why I fly out to do serious racking/work on cab. I'll have remote help work with 1u machines and small networking gear. Shit is scary to think about some weak ass soy boy dropping my 4u golden babies.

No U.
hpe.com/us/en/product-catalog/storage/disk-storage/pip.specifications.hpe-xp7-storage.7033826.html
This is a SAN unit, I'd like to see how it can be moved with bare hands. SAN most probably will feature a switch, maybe an optical one, too.

>This is a SAN unit
Its multiple disk shelves in a rack you retard, it isnt some 42/44U box. Also OP said his was only 3U.

>probably will feature a switch, maybe an optical one
Thank you for proving youve never steped foot in a data center or have ever used a server because you dont know SFPs are. This isnt the 90s where things werent modular.

and here is that XP7 with the cover plates removed, as I said it is a bunch of disk shelves in a rack with a pair of controllers somewhere you retard

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> it isnt some 42/44U box
> you dont know SFPs are
Reading comprehension.
One server cannot qualify as a whole storage network.

>Being amerifart

>One server cannot qualify as a whole storage network.
As I said before you retard, you clearly dont know what a SAN is and have never stepped foot in a data center in your life. But keep on embarrassing yourself

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I don't mind, I don't have a trip anyway.

Senpai, answer me ;_;

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