Has Sup Forumsentlemen ever helped a dame in techno distress in exchange for their......

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

"Fix it"

Has Sup Forumsentlemen ever helped a dame in techno distress in exchange for their....admiration?

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Luke Parker
Luke Parker

ive changed my coworkers iphone screen twice
shes too thick and cute i did it for free, she gave me a hug

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

shes too thick and cute
I've met girls like that. Feels strange how you can't really get the urge to fuck them if you tried dating them but can't develop disgust toward them even though you know they're unhealthy.

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Not for their admiration or any favours, but rather because I enjoy helping people who are nice towards me.

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

"Fix it"
No.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

I once did some dumb windows tech support as another excuse to better know this one really fucking hot girl I knew. We ended up dating for a few weeks but the sex was shit. Does it coutn?

David Morris
David Morris

i fix everyone's stuff if they ask politely, not because i want praise or admiration but because solving technical problems is a fun way to kill time

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

give me the full pic
REEEEEEEEE

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

Only if you fix it for me....

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Jace White
Jace White

Yeah, got my first gf that way.
She was also my last, though.

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David Foster
David Foster

fag

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

Least you got one, nigga.

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

Where do you guys even meet girls?

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

Did she give you the suck of dick?

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

not backuping here nudes while she lives the room

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

One time I typed in a girl's windows product key for them
No not really

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

Yeah, why wouldn't she?

Josiah James
Josiah James

get done fixing girls computer
she thanks me profusely
tells me about her boyfriend or husband
go home... forever alone.

or...

get done fixing girls computer
she thanks me profusely
tells me i'm a great friend
go home... forever alone.

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

No, but I've had family members shove their computers at me for free. Goddamn it.

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

install botnet
you're going to jail honey

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

upper lip doesn't match lower lip
she's fucking weird looking

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

56% percent with a make-up pie thrown in her face and dyed hair

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

She was also my last
Did you die or something?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

I must have seemed like the kind of creep who'd steal private shit and install something so i could stream the view from their webcam.
My coworker told me their friends tv broke, i suggested a fix and they asked me if im good with that shit. She then started talking about how her laptop screen was broken and how it would be an expensive fix. I offered to do it, but she (very politely) declined.
Wouldnt have asked for more than the price of the parts and maybe a cup of coffee at break. Also wouldnt have stolen noods and bug her computer btw, that shits immoral, but more importantly illegal.
I must give off a creepy vibe. Do you guys think its the body odor or the naruto tshirts?

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Evan Butler
Evan Butler

I'm not into 3d women so no.

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

It's defo the b.o., my buddy. Bitches love the 'ruto.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

Inside, yes

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

Has Sup Forumsentlemen ever helped a dame in techno distress in exchange for their....admiration?

are you retarded? Women are not gonna admire you for being their slave. At this point you are on the same tier as a plumber, but instead of fixing their clogged toilet you fix their 'clogged' phone. Do you think a woman 'admires' a plumber after he fixed the toilet? This is even if you subscribe to the idea that women are capable of admiring which is a stretch in itself.

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

It is possible, but not usually likely. Generally the reverse happens where you date them first and then fix their shit. Except they don't ask you, you just do it because they are retards and you want to protect them.

Okay you didn't like Linux even though you don't game so we'll keep windows on there, but why the hell are you using IE still?

Is that Limewire and Banzai Buddy? Where did you even get those you bought this PC last year.

No, you don't need iTunes, you have an Android, here try Winamp, it has skins and this is totally a fashion show.

It's 3 AM calm down.

You dropped it? Sorry I'm not a magician, I can't fix that.

Etc...

If you're extra lucky you can get married and it's like it was before where you fix their shit and still get no sex.

(Using the dumbest woman I know as an example, many aren't that bad with tech.)

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Had the opposite experience. Also I'm that one guy in uni who gets lecture notes and assignments from the girls (who get them from you, I guess).

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

But a manly even semi-attractive plumber who just arrogantly yet smoothly tells her how it is and what needs to be done while looking her up and down with sexual dominance in his eyes is another story.

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Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

Depends.
I always hesitate when answering.
Because I want to know what my intention is.
Is my intention to fuck her?
Hell no.
I do tell her it's 50 dorrars though.
Went to a prostitute instead.

If I wanted to really help, then I did it and asked her for a lower price rate.

I was cheap when I wanted to help
I was expensive when I knew I was being clingy and needy and she would rejected me anyways.
But nowadays, I say no and give her my toolbox instead.
She bought her own later on.
And quite frankly?
I am not even sexually interested in her anymore and thus stayed good friends due to me playing the "nice guy" act.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Once instructed a girl how to download Microsoft office via torrent and later that week we ended up fucking. I hadn't previously been friends with the girl but we knew each other.

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

holy shit, are you that famous vlad model girl from like 8 years ago? i bet you get that a lot

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Beta spotted. Never help women at all!

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

Does she have movies of fucking?

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

"Fix it"
can't help ya.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

nah, but I helped a girl move house and the night before she invited me over for a chat and took my virginity

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

Do you think a woman 'admires' a plumber after he fixed the toilet?
you clearly haven't watched the documentaries I've watched

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

No. I've come to the realisation that no friend or girl that asks you to fix their shit and expects it to be free isn't worth my time. Go ask Ahmed down the road to fix it and he'll charge you £200. Time is money. Yes I like helping people but it came to a point where I thought to myself "These dumbasses are just using me because they're too dumb to work it out for themselves".

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Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

of course. hot chicks are usually the worst lays because they expect you to do all the work. try a chubby cute one next time, you'll see the difference

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Banzai Buddy

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Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

I'll make it worth it ;3

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Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

A dozen bags of Skittles please!

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Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

ughh, I only have half a bag, the other half I've eaten it, and it's in my purse. you want it? it's all yours! Deal?

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

fag

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

Nice choice of topkek my friend

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

No. I've helped people with no expectations of return and gotten some.

Really guys. The only way you can expect this behavior is if they wish to stick around while you fix the thing. Or payment is promised up front.

If they are adverse to the idea of spending time with you they obviously don't like you.

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

A dozen or I ain't budgin'

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Jason Ward
Jason Ward

if you don't like ugly girls you must be gay
kek

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

I didn't end up buying it. Is it nice? Looks like it would LOOK nice but taste like ass.

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

I personally like em, fruity one is nice too.

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Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

I've just gone down to the shop where they sell em and bought a couple of the chocolate ones. It's pretty much just a small chocolate bun.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

No, you never get anything worth it in return. It's better to be Chad Thundercock.

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Do want. Where do you live? Never seen them here in Ukraine. Although I think they exist in Poland.

David Garcia
David Garcia

girls ask for help with something on her phone
install 4shared and make it so every pic she takes is automatically sent to the 4shared account
hide the 4shared app
free pics of her qt doggo but also nudes

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

free nudes
There's countless nudes for free.

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

In high school we had computer classes and by that time I was already spouting off about GNU + Linux and so I aced all the tests which were basically "Make an html file that has an <img> tag in it".

One of the girls in my class always asked me for help on literally everything.
user, how do I find this file?
user, where do I click next?
user I don't know where, guide my hand with yours hehe.
I probably should have realized a lot sooner that she was trying to hit on me, but for years I thought this chick was mentally retarded and didn't know how to use a computer.

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

for years I thought this chick was mentally retarded and didn't know how to use a computer.

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Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

that spacing

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Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

kek

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

girl jokes she wishes she could just trade her blowjob skills for technical help
girl then asks me for help with her phone 2 hours later
even i could read between the lines.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

women are useless.
only thing they're good for is pleasing men sexually.

prove me wrong.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

Doing anything for anyone that isn't related to me for free

Ever

No.

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

So your mom is nothing more than a sex object. Good to know.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Yes I help my wife all the time. The "admiration" is that she yells at me when I try to teach her, and blames me when something goes wrong later

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

fuck me that's an attractive woman.

also,

manly even semi-attractive plumber
looking her up and down with sexual dominance in his eyes

Not in these times, bro.

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