Spit a verse, user

Spit a verse, user.

nigga

There once was a woman from Ealing,
who had a peculiar feeling,
she laid on her back,
and opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling

Yo, I'm user up in this bitch
I'm making myself some ramen in the kitch
shitpostin' on Sup Forums and chillin out
all because i'm too afraid to leave the house
I think i'll get drunk before i go to sleep
and play video games like i have been all week
gonna wake up in the morning for some coffee and toast
and listen to some tunes but now i won't boast
I'm depressed and fucking shit just like the rest of you
and you'll see me shitposting tomorrow here on Sup Forums

get that lean in my cup get that lean in my cup

tell the doc i gotta cold but i just wanna turn up

grab the ice grab the syrup pur that sprite n get fucked up

So that thing they say about Sup Forums users being autistic is actually right...

i was just channeling filthy frank, honestly.
I'm not autistic, but I try my best to make people question that more often than i feel is normal

bitches don't talk to me because I have a skin condition

if they touched my peen I'd change their pregnancy condition

I may sound slurry but I got that good cognition

we all tryna get to the top like life a competition

i been spittin l's since eric b was president

roomy got evicted now he not a resident

if you like childish gambino you should seek psychiatric help

>out
>house

Be be be be be be be be be be
Warm brain be be be oh no
Warm brain
BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE BE OH NO
BE BE BE WARM BRAIN

he neutral flow like acetone
words so pretty, the kind that gods condone

autism gene, he feel it when he type it out
sleepy eyes floatin take the easy route,

suicidal thoughts, since the niggas father left
fellin deft, check it in his treble cleff

ya that was fuckin gay lmao

All I wanna do is browse memes
All I wanna do is browse memes
All I wanna do is browse memes
Because I'm an autistic faggot with no self esteem, yeah

It's that post ironic meme shit in this biatch
If you think I'm not funny then you're a sniaatch
I'm an animal in the booth like Lilo and Stitch
Fuck you bitch ass niggers because I'm rich

It's that Sup Forums meme rap
I'm cool I but my snapback back
Yo I don't even know why I make any effort
No one will care anyway, will ya

i don't spit verses
i swallow them
just ask your father
i leave his balls hollow
and fuck your mother
dirty as sao paulo
I'm as good looking as Apollo
make bitches go blind Tiresias
I'll just wallow here in my verses
waiting for dank rappers and their arses
to be propped up in the air
two smooth surfaces call most asses circuses
cause they have a fun house down the middle
more curses than words are spoken as I butt fuck them to oblivion

my dick small
that's small meat
i like fatboy slim
that's a big beat
i hit the airplane toilet
that's some fly shit
made the mile high club
i just fucked yo bitch
my dick is so damn raw
call it chipotle
i gave her e.coli
that's a bad lay

sitting in the shower hotboxing for an hour
bathroom getting louder than a set from p power
talking shit online but in real life I'm a coward
talking shit online bitch I look like I am Howard
you a little bitch looking like a fucking coward
you a little bitch why don't you talk a little louder
all you little kids talking shit but ain't bout it
all these bitches tricks sit at home while I pound it

did the man who invented memes go to Sup Forums? hm, okay then

Da
Da
Uh oh
Don look up now but ders somin in da sky
I'm guessin aliens or some shit

North side, got nothing to hide
Just trying to make a living, make a killing
Beside all these college grads, got it all figured out
I'm still trying to find meaning, get rid of the doubt.
Never finished school, never got my degree
Wasted all of my time and all of my money
Coulda been a doctor, coulda made Mama proud
Now I'm a slave to the wage and the powers above

I change my thongs two times a day.
It's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day.
Pussy so good, I won a trip to the bay.
Soon as he put it in, that nigga callin' me bae.

I'm like, papi, wanna see a trick that's worth it?
Juggle them balls in my mouth, deepthroat circus?
Drop somethin', pick it up slow on purpose?
Watch me bend over, come daddy, I heard this.

Freak little bitch, I'm sorry, I can't help it.
He don't want me fuckin' nobody else; he selfish.
Should'a seen the face on this nigga when he felt this,
cummin' all down his dick warm and melted.

Can't no bitch replace this young twat,
'cuz I can go 24/7; it's non-stop.
Know how to keep your men off the block,
roll my pussy on the dick while I'm drinkin' pop.

Fuck yeah, I said it,
and this nigga got good credit.
He gives me his credit cards and tell me to use debit.
'Cause being with me, my nigga's stay well-fedded.
He suckin' my pussy while he gettin' his hair dreaded.

He smoke trees while I'm up on my knees,
after that, cooked him steak with grilled cheese.
Then back to ridin' dick until he can't breathe.
He fucked me so good, I couldn't find my weave.

Yo
I'm the op of this thread
If you come close to me I will give you a threat
And when you get the threat maybe you're dead
Or maybe not, let's bet

Spit a verse user?
I spit verse like cannon
And I take pictures like a Canon
Unban in German is Unbannung

same vowel sounds friendo

ye check it, my name is user

every meme I spit, shits made canon

smoke weed thats green like pepe

bitches suck my dick n call me jefe

i'm a lyricall spiritual indiviudal

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT CAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT

Shit's all over the place...
My nigga Jerome all over the place
He got run over by a Hyundai
The literal sense, yeah
Been back in Baltimore a few weeks
Have been depressed for a few weeks
Faggots call me patrican like Young Thug
And I don't know what the fuck I be sayin'
My nigga, just read the first letter of every line

user and canon dont rhyme

K K K Bah sicker then your average nigger killer= Twist niggers heads off fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players triple K hooligans like Moonman,
Dead right if they had rights fucking your mom every night,
Moonman’s been smooth since days of killing jews never lose, never choose to.
Flinch Jews who do something to us.
Talk, go through us your mom walked to us,
Get on a rape bus screw us screw us yeah KKK, Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck stick it up the butt dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy bang every porch monkey easily busily,
Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing my cock nigger suck it triple K mafia we’re on it.

Are you insulting me by thinking I want to go to the label controls your career?

chicken nuggets
under the dresser
pinecone arrows
under the fletcher
cucumber bones
on top of the shifter
drop the bass
but hide in a shelter

we got london on da track

DIS DICK

meme meme meme machine
livin the dream
i spit a theme that makes people scream
i spit an epic ass meme (nigga)
this is my meme dream super scheme to blow off steam

ah-non

cah-non

Samurai man of the slant eyed a million folds to be told I can't cry when I do die
Teary eyed but I feel no pain when the sword hits and the blood stains
I have no idea where to go with this anyone want to add on or edit?

BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO
OH NO
BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO
HOT HEAD

metro boomin want some more nigga

trappin
nigga I'm trappin

nigga I'm trappin

trappin
nigga I'm trappin

nigga trappin

ayyy
yo girl in my whip
she gon' suck the dick

she gon' slurp up my kids
while you alone in yo crib
but don't be hatin'

we just havin' a celebration

my whole team with me poppin' bottles never hesitatin'

testing

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>reaching this hard

Thanks for the sick rhymes. Make sure to buy my album. Maybe I'll get some ideas for my next movie from a 'let's hear your best ideas for a movie' thread on Sup Forums. Suckaaaaaas.

OH IT'S HOLIDAY SEASON NIGGA

I LIKE POOPING IN MY PANTS FROM HERE TO FRANCE
IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE IT LIKE A CIGAR FROM CUBA CUBAR
JUST LIGHT IT
IT'S FOR THE LOOK AI'GHT?
IT'S BIG WILLIE STYLE WHEN I'M COMING WITH MY KAKA LOG
LINKARA SMOKING SHIT WITH HIS FAT BLACK GIRLFRIEND
IS IT SMELLY? YEPPEROO
IT SMELLS LIKE SMELLY POO
IF THAT'S KAKA ON YOUR UPPER LIP GET AT ME

OOGA BOOGA WATERMENLON
WHITE WOMEN WHERE DEY AT
I NEED MAH WELFARE
KILL WHITEY

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>Samurai man of the slant eyed
kek

It's not funny if you're not being ironic, friend

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nice. my turn.

*ahem* ......nigger.