ITT: Best opening song lyrics

GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

>It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen
Opening lyrics on the album as well, if I remember correctly.

Philophobia is an incredible album

related

MY GIRL'S GOT A BIG MOUTH

>Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder

YOU EVER BELIEVE IN BIG STRONG DADDY LEGS

BLAGH

I guess that's really good if you're a 14 year old kid.

Don't even need to say it

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine

Wow, you're so much cooler than him. I'm so impressed.

>'I'm so weird xD' the album

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>so you quote love unquote me

I don't believe you by the magnetic fields

They will never be better than this album when they actually made an effort.

>So Sgt pepper took you by surprise?
The vitriol Lennon delivers that line with is great.

Loads of Dylan songs

>My love she speaks like silence without ideals or violence

>There must be some kind of way out of here said the joker to the thif

>Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon

Am I really all the things that are outside of me

I think it's a good album but I don't get how someone could relate to it.
It works as a character study; and it's only an album one could make if they were in the exact situation Rivers was in.

The world is a vampire

yeah lol it's a great album but you have to be a needy delusional and mildly misogynistic to identify with the lyrics

hence the internet/a ton of high school boys love it

So many smiths lyrics but
>Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate

I relate to Pink Triangle t b h.

Only track though

how do you relate to that and not why bother

yes so much

it was the first song I heard by them and then I listened to all their others and ended up being disappointed. There's like 6 good songs on 69 love songs and I Don't Believe You is pretty much the only other one I like.

Why Bother is from the perspective of a guy who has completely given up on love, which is a lot different from a single unrequited crush.

Not the opening lyrics to the song, it's when you were young and so on

See
I started talking to a chick and began hardcore falling for her.
She ended up being a lesbian.

And I didn't give up on love so why bother doesn't apply to me. Getting into a new relationship right now actually

MY FRIEND'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH

C'mon, we were all 15 once.

ILL BE YOUR ROUNDABOUT

HOW COOL IS THAT

Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again

EAT WHAT YOU ARE WHILE YOURE FALLING APART AND IT OPENED A CAN OF WORMS

andthegunsinmyhandandiknowitlooksbadBUTBELIEVEMEIMINNOCENT

i disagree with with those statements, as i love almost every magnetic fields song, but i don't believe you is godly

YOU FUCK LIKE A RACEHORSE

BLESS MY COTTON SOCKS I'M IN THE NEWS

are you dumb

>Did you never call? I waited for your call.

THIS IS A SAD FUCKIN' SONG

we'll be lucky if I don't BUST OUT CRYIN'

>I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand

>Can these sensations make me feel the pleasure of a normal man?

>YO! MICROPHONE CHECK ONE TWO WHAT IS THIS

I was losing all my friends

WHEN
NIGHT FALLS

"mildly myogynistic"

Please explain, because my first instinct is that you're just making shit up.

>We bring this for the ones who fiend to see the truth taken back in pain, the weakness of this sea of fucks who lack the nuts to claim, that real shit come up off the streets to put you back on game, what's your name, check it bitch, its death grips

>he drank too much soda
>they literally called him Dr. Pepper
>he got diabeetus and died

Goddamnit Phife.

>In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

>slowly screwing my way across europe

GOAT slowcore album, criminally underrated.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, I SAID STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD CHRIS I''LL TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>it's only an album one could make if they were in the exact situation Rivers was in.
why do you think it's Sup Forumscore you big smelly willy
gee fucking whizz, who on Sup Forums.org of all websites could ever even possibly related to "depressed weeaboo masturbates: the album"????