/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Thoughts on Wildflower?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever

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new avalanches is literally electro-swing

i did not see that coming...

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

not much excitements for tonight...

they've released one track

pretty sure the sounds are going to vary wildly

yeah wtf

is this even good at all?

its polka

no

i like the singer's voice but i'm not into their style of music.

will frankie sinatra get a bnt?

the song is awful, but it's going to be the most hyped album for ages so they might have to get on board, so maybe

>The song is awful

I respect your right to an opinion, but I think you're wrong.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Flume 6.4 by Stacey Anderson
William Tyler 8.0 by Sam Sodomsky
Die Antwoord 5.0 by Rebecca Haithcoat
Jank 7.9 by Ian Cohen

didn't even know die antwoord still made music

Their best songs are on their debut, but this record is far more consistent.
This song is God-tier:
youtube.com/watch?v=in4F6TFZiqk

>Ian Cohen overrating more generic trash

At least they're burying his reviews to bottom billing now, but when are they going to fire this hack?

Why don't they just give William Tyler a BNM, dude is the best and most creative since Fahey

is good music over for 2016?

I don't think he's even fulltime at p4k now, he's just the only one willing to sit through the same emo revival record 356 times a year

who cares p4k already panned the aoty

yeah, I can't believe they gave is the is are a 8.1, eith

tsk, tsk

>The Kills
>Paul Simon
>Zack Lopez
>Rival Sons
>Case/Lang/Veirs
>Band of Horses
>Swans
>Red Hot Chili Peppers
>Neil Young
>Jake Bugg
>BADBADNOTGOOD
>Jeff Beck

>any of those
>good