Last two digits decides the percentage of how probable your post is

last two digits decides the percentage of how probable your post is.

I'll start. Wildflower recieves BNM

my memes are pretty good

Wildflower is hailed as the worst album of the decade and one of the members of the Avalanches will commit suicide within the next year

Wildflower is the biggest heap of shit and Frankie Sinatra is the best track on the album.

Avalanches will bet a BNM

mu never stops this electrowing memeing

I Am God

Swans - The Glowing Man will be the best album ever recorded, and multiple fans will commit suicide, as their lives are complete and it's only downhill from there.

damn son

Accurate.
But unfortunately the album should only get a 6.3
A for effort

The RYM genres for Frankie Sinatra will eventually become at least somewhat accurate.

Yikes!

fleet foxes lp3 before 2017

Pablo Honey will retrospectively be called Radiohead's best album

Wildflower is universally agreed to be one of the biggest disappointments in the history of music and the Avalanches are relegated to d.j.ing anime conventions.

Hell I'll go farther


The new Swans album will be their worst to date and Michael Gira will have some long-lost murder case dug up against him

Animal Collective will finally call it quits and Phil's wife will die and he will stop making music to take care of his daughter

Aqua will reunite

Sup Forums becomes a good board

t. pitchfork

>5%

Of course.

Please no to AnCo! I need at least one more album with them reuniting with Deak.

Phil releases The Glow, pt.3 after his wife dies and it is the greatest artistic achievement in mankind's history since cavemen decided to start banging sticks together and painting buffalo on their cave walls.

accurate probabilities

hey, at least it's slightly more than half

Deakin won't deliver after Sleep Cycle

The Avalanches' "Colours" will sample "Donovan's Colours" by Van Dyke Parks.

Screencap this.

Green Day's next album is as good as American Idiot

11%? unlikely

Montie will die before he reaches the age of 18

Thank god.

I will get a gf this year

I miss when this board shat on pitchfork instead of fucking worshipping it

:D
i'll take it

Fantano will love Wildflower

im gonna survive this year

I'll commit suicide soon.

The Glowing Man will leak in a week.

oh shit user rip

woo damn
Will I get a GF this year?

hmm, ok

Baneposting lives on for EVER

Fugazi has a reunion tour and releases a new album by 2017

oh god

rip

:(

rip frankie boy

i will have sex tomorrow

The relationship I'm working toward will go well and I won't end up killing myself

hell be fine

it's happening!!!

Sup Forums will successfully ban fantanoposting

The person below me will get dubs

Kate Bush releases an album in 2017 and it's by far her best work.

hang in there buddy, there's anyways that 1%

my next girlfriend will be patrician and thicc

My boyfriend will not leave me

My oneitis likes me and will be my GF.

I get a hot boyfriend by the end of the year who's really nice and has a great sense of humor.

daft punk does alive 2017

:'(

there's hope for us after all

Tripcode users will be murdered with extreme prejudice this year.

Death Grips will release a full, at least 15 minute long SOMETHING by Sunday.

I will get a gf before the end of the year.

Hoiw about Phil's wife dies and he goes on to write the glow pt. 3, a 10/10 album?

Wildflower will be better than anything Radiohead or Death Grips ever put out.

a billium dollarbs will fall from the sky and i'll be rich forever

>other bands will release their greatest work and their talent will lull in 15 years

...

These will never happen.

hahahahaaaahahahhhhaha

newtrips stop shitting up the board

Brand New releases a 10/10 AOTY album on the same day a major terrorist attack happens this year

Me and a friend will become rich

Maybe if you weren't a mentally ill faggot, you'd get a girlfriend.

phil's wife will not die

phil goes onto make his happiest but weirdest album yet and replaces the avalanches in essential summercore

i lose my virginity this year

>22 years old

i get a nice girlfriend who would listen to music with me and maybe one or two friends

congrats

>99%
damn can't go wrong with that

Solex's new album is better than the Avalanches' new album.

i will be alone forever

...

This thread will return to being about music.

Sorry bud...

frankie sinatra is the worst song of the century

I'm a girl tho

>47%

could go either way

All my money troubles will be easily dealt with.

This Will Destroy You will come out with the best post-rock album of the decade in 2018

10/10 FROM FANTANO AND ALBUM OF THE YEAR

wildflower will be actually decent

Death Grips are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2035. The artist that tributes their work with a live performance was born this year. Ride committed suicide 20 years prior -- a statue was erected in Sacramento. Andy Morin could not attend as he was busy composing a score for a major motion picture. Zach Hill and his husband accept the honor with humility.

Phil Collins will get 5 consecutive #1 hits

Fine, 12 consecutive #1 hits

Frankie Sinatra will be featured on the trailer for the new Seth Rogen dudeweedlmao Comedy

I will finally get a gf

I will be Zach Hill's future husband.

999 PERCENT CONFIRMED

I will be Andy Morin's future wife

>Aqua will reunite
but they already have?

i will get a girlfriend this year

i will have sex while listening to remain in light this year

excellent, thank you Sup Forums

Tom Waits will die tomorrow