ITT: post your pick for the worst pop song of all time

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ITT: post your pick for the worst pop song of all time

Noah Barnes

June 2, 2016 - 13:02

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Nicholas Roberts

You start OP

June 2, 2016 - 13:03

Tyler Brooks

youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI

or

youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw

or something, anything, off of Summer in Paradise

June 2, 2016 - 13:10

Anthony Allen

are you implying fun. is anymore than a pile of shit?

June 2, 2016 - 13:11

Ethan Jones

60 YEARS OLD

June 2, 2016 - 13:13

Levi Russell

Come on man, Firework is one of those songs that you just can't hate.

June 2, 2016 - 13:13

Jordan Nelson

youtu.be/cjVQ36NhbMk

June 2, 2016 - 13:13

Ryder Wood

you can not like the song, but "worst pop song of all time" not even close. This song at least has a few things going for it.

June 2, 2016 - 13:15

Ryan Cook

Uh?

I like Katy Perry's other singles. Firework is maudlin, self-satisfied dreck.

June 2, 2016 - 13:21

Jaxon Brown

Not to mention her vocals are atrocious in it. She strains to hit those notes, desperately in order to try to stir our emotions, and it's unpleasant.

June 2, 2016 - 13:23

Nathaniel Sanchez

I MADE A MAN SO HAPPY WHEN I WROTE A LETTER ONCE
I HOPE MY CHILDREN COME AND VISIT ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH

Literally the worst song I have to listen to at work. That, or the new Adele single, Hello, Stressed Out, Pink and Dnce

June 2, 2016 - 13:28

Brody Lewis

Seven Years, no question.
youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94

June 2, 2016 - 13:30

Owen Sullivan

How do you make a fight song this pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

nah, it's not that bad

i think it's because of the overplay that i've become jaded towards it, but it's not awful or anything, just dull.

June 2, 2016 - 13:32

Levi Wood

youtube.com/watch?v=bpJvP4b5fX8

June 2, 2016 - 13:36

Camden Myers

If you pick anything post-2000 then you're doing it wrong. You need to go back pre-1985 where there was very little curation and literally anything could become a hit. This was a platinum selling, Billboard top ten song

youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI

June 2, 2016 - 13:39

Daniel Fisher

i know right
youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

June 2, 2016 - 13:40

Angel Howard

It's hard to believe this is the same band that released Blackened Sky

June 2, 2016 - 13:42

Evan Wilson

It's trash, esp compared to Dark Horse

June 2, 2016 - 13:43

Dominic Turner

youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

>YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS

June 2, 2016 - 13:46

Mason Taylor

This was a #1 hit.

youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg

June 2, 2016 - 13:46

Dylan Wood

The right answers

June 2, 2016 - 13:48

Dominic Gray

youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

or

youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs

easy mode but its like nails on chalkboard

June 2, 2016 - 13:52

Joshua Martinez

Yeah old novelty songs were fucking insane. This was a #1 hit youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

June 2, 2016 - 13:53

Jacob Phillips

Fuck you this song is lit.

June 2, 2016 - 13:54

Jayden Martin

same

June 2, 2016 - 13:56

Easton Powell

anything by these little abortions but this is the absolute worst offender youtube.com/watch?v=kVswIdRk_OE

June 2, 2016 - 13:58

Landon Kelly

youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g

June 2, 2016 - 14:00

Luis Jenkins

>not pizza toots
youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw

June 2, 2016 - 14:03

Colton Cruz

i'm sorry i had no idea

June 2, 2016 - 14:05

Christopher Allen

here is the original. Fun Fact. It was co written and produced by Chip Davis who later formed Mannheim Streamroller

June 2, 2016 - 14:07

Wyatt Sanchez

whoops..forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=tPTWZQv0liY

June 2, 2016 - 14:08

Jaxson Young

youtube.com/watch?v=mfZ3Bs-ky4U
>yfw it's the same song

June 2, 2016 - 14:19

Xavier Allen

was this played at his bar mitzvah wtf

June 2, 2016 - 15:02

William Turner

Okay

youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ

June 2, 2016 - 15:08

Andrew Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 surprised i haven't seen this yet

June 2, 2016 - 15:30

Dominic Hughes

lmao what the fuck i though this was Adele

June 2, 2016 - 15:31

Thomas Evans

not even the worst song on the album, given that the title track is almost entirely plagiarized

June 2, 2016 - 15:33

Hunter Myers

any imagine dragons song

June 2, 2016 - 15:36

Andrew Carter

What's with his obsession with Abercrombie and Fitch?

June 2, 2016 - 16:25

Adam Watson

Holy fuck, i hate this song more than i have ever hated anything in my entire life.

June 2, 2016 - 16:33

Jacob Moore

hello R.eddit

June 2, 2016 - 16:38

Carter Lee

youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

production is tinny, songwriting is flat and it's autotuned to the point that it sounds underwater and the lyrics are pure ideology

June 2, 2016 - 16:43

Elijah Sanchez

Cause you're usually the slow one. I get it.

June 2, 2016 - 16:44

Colton Bennett

Dark horse is so bad, prism era was so bad.

June 2, 2016 - 16:52

Nathan Campbell

actually kinda like that USA for Africa one

June 2, 2016 - 16:53

Landon Price

this song is so good

June 2, 2016 - 16:57

Jeremiah Rogers

how are the kids, deborah?

June 2, 2016 - 16:58

Hudson Murphy

>"I enjoy h3h3 unironically": the post

June 2, 2016 - 18:02

Aaron Wright

All great choices really, but they are Beethoven esque symphonies compared to this absolute travesty of music
youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
Everything this band has ever produced has been garbage of the absolute worst kind, and this is the worst of the worst.

June 2, 2016 - 18:36

Luke Taylor

So quirky hahaha ;)

June 2, 2016 - 18:38

Ethan Miller

Anything by James Blunt

June 2, 2016 - 19:38

Matthew Martinez

his twitter account is great tho

June 2, 2016 - 19:39

Christopher Roberts

How is this even a competition? It's Albatroz:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0

I puke every time somebody plays it proudly

June 2, 2016 - 21:22

Easton Robinson

this is good song mate

June 2, 2016 - 21:25

Joseph Martin

this song has many meanings

June 2, 2016 - 21:26

Camden Ramirez

Anything by this talentless idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=DGIgXP9SvB8

June 2, 2016 - 21:27

Cooper Powell

holy fuck i completely forgot that miley used to be hot

June 2, 2016 - 21:27

Thomas Allen

So those songs are considered shit only on red.dit? Yeah, right.

June 2, 2016 - 21:29

Oliver Martinez

>starbucks-core

June 2, 2016 - 21:29

Nathaniel Cox

>chinese food makes me sick

A time where political correctness did not influence the lyrics of a song

June 2, 2016 - 21:31

Noah Edwards

scream and shout is ok

June 2, 2016 - 21:33

Alexander Kelly

because of Britishney

June 2, 2016 - 21:34

Zachary Hughes

pretty sure it's the synths

June 2, 2016 - 21:36

Adam Hughes

That was a great song. Fight me, faggots.

June 2, 2016 - 21:41

Angel Young

I saw this thread in the catalog and thought Nate Reuss (really? that's a name?) looks like Matt Damon

It's such a shame what happened to him after Aim & Ignite. That album is hype af

June 2, 2016 - 21:41

Jace Torres

they're indie ROCK actually...

June 2, 2016 - 22:46

Jeremiah Gray

Pretty sure nothing beats this for awfulness...

youtube.com/watch?v=HW1GpxB0LH8

June 2, 2016 - 22:52

Levi Hughes

>No Hanson
youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

June 2, 2016 - 23:20

Ayden Carter

>no one has posted this yet
youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY

June 2, 2016 - 23:26

Brayden Sanders

mmmbop is great you pleb

June 2, 2016 - 23:29

Luke Foster

You are joking

June 2, 2016 - 23:30

Anthony Hughes

underrated post

June 2, 2016 - 23:39

Sebastian Allen

This wins it

June 2, 2016 - 23:40

Aiden Ward

>hating Biffy
kys

June 2, 2016 - 23:41

Jason Hughes

>he doesn't like American Boy

June 2, 2016 - 23:42

Thomas Ward

mmmno

June 2, 2016 - 23:43

Juan Phillips

that song is utter garbage

June 2, 2016 - 23:44

Grayson Reed

youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

June 2, 2016 - 23:44

Jaxon Hill

mmmstop

June 2, 2016 - 23:44

Josiah Kelly

youtube.com/watch?v=b-eYbUVZedY

June 2, 2016 - 23:46

Anthony Carter

youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

June 2, 2016 - 23:47

Justin Garcia

MMMBop is a wonderful song. It ponders some very deep philosophical concepts from the perspective of youth - what IS life, what does it mean to be family, what is the point?

Look at the lyrics closely - the Hanson brothers show that most of the relationships we have in our lives are meaningless, that they'll all disappear with time. There are only a few connections that we'll retain throughout our lives - even our parents will fade from our memories in time.

The verse about planting a seed is about the desire to have a lasting effect on the world - like the Greek proverb goes, 'society grows great when old men plant trees who's shade they know they shall never sit under.'

The song postulates that life is not about the people you encounter, but the impression you leave on them. You should endevaour to be one of those who stick in the minds of others, to become someone worth remembering.

Because if not, you'll be gone in an mmmbop.

June 2, 2016 - 23:47

Matthew Hall

youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

June 2, 2016 - 23:48

Adrian Robinson

youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE

June 2, 2016 - 23:49

Dylan Young

Fuck off, that song is better than everything in this thread combined

June 2, 2016 - 23:49

Leo Rogers