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Louis C.K. - "I would never fuck a kid. Well, maybe if it was a dead kid."
ITT: Describe an album using a quote from a stand-up comedian
Adam Jackson
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Zachary Ortiz
Fucking kek
Wish I could contribute
Lincoln Howard
"BWOOOOOOOMP BWOMP WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT" - John Mulaney
Isaiah Anderson
It's ok if the kid was already dead before you started fucking it and didn't die while getting fucked.
Logan James
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery" - Spike Milligan
Hunter Roberts
"Morrissey's let himself go" - Stewart Lee
Charles Rogers
It was at this moment that he realized he could be anything he wanted to be. You wanna walk? Yeah, you can walk. You wanna run? Yeah, go ahead and run. You wanna fly? Fly free, little buddy.
You... I... what? What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? No, stop, Jesus Christ, what the fuck... Stop.
William Robinson
BUT YOU ALL THOUGH IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Owen Hernandez
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order" - Eric Morecambe
Ethan Moore
ART IS A LIE, NOTHING IS REAL
Asher Richardson
"...at what point did you orgasm during this song, Mrs Badcrumble?" - Eddie Izzard
Liam Peterson
-Bo Burnham
Alexander Martinez
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later so... yeah'" - Mitch Hedberg
Adam Sullivan
My man
John Hall
"And we'll be back in '94 with Let's Hunt and Kill Michael Bolton." - Bill Hicks
Jace King
"You know what's easier than applying sunscreen? Not going outside." - Jim Gaffigan
Eli Hughes
Chase Lee
Are those buildings in Bruxelles? Or am I wrong?
Jacob Green
"Did you ever see the Incredible Hulk TV Show? It's the same dilemma every week, 'don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me if I was angry', an you know what would happen next? They would beat his ass like an animal, then he would get mad and turn into a monster and beat them up and keep on walking like nothing happen. After 5 episodes I was like, 'hey man, maybe it's you" - Dave Chappelle
John Gutierrez
Nope, Marina City in Chicago.
Xavier Lopez
YOU LYING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my fucking records back!