ITT: Sup Forums writes a country song, line by line

ITT: Sup Forums writes a country song, line by line

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woke up this morning

dude weed lmao

seriously they all sing about it now

BUILD WALL

Walmart

and fucked my daughter

I'm drivin a big beer truck down the ol' country road

yeah, opressed homosexuality

my dog died

kill me

Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole

got my cowboy boots and my jeans

them girls with the tan legs

old boots

i am a member of the klu klux klan

I hurt myself today...

SITTIN'

ON A DICK

time travel back to 2013
youtube.com/watch?v=WySgNm8qH-I

There's a couple thing in life that I do need
Like Jesus, my pickup truck and cows to feed
Ice cold beer, a wife to call all mine
Take my Ford down south the Mason Dixon line

(DUN DUN)

Where the sweet ice tea and kisses like honey
Things get hot when things gets sunny
The breeze is cool as trucks pass by
There's a girl I love and Jesus by my side
Folks might think the farm life's a pity
I'd rather be dead than live in the city
It's a simple life,
But it's my life;
Country

There's a dat gone feeling I get when I look in my sisters eyes
Been waiting for your loving like I'm waiting for the south to rise (rise again / amen)
If you don't like it here, we'll shoot now that's just tough
Where I come from, three fifths is good enough

Nothing tastes better than deep fried chicken
Boys in the yard and the women in kitchen
I don't need no change, don't need no hope
All I need is my gun and my rope
Gimme some feathers and a bucket of tar
It's time to bring back the stars and bars
It's a simple life,
But it's my life;
Country

OF THE GAY

LOOK AT THIS the iraq war was not a mistake PHOTOGRAPH

AND CRUUUUIIIIISE

INTO MY ASSHOLE

SHOT A COUPLE OF DEER

INTO MY ASSHOLE

DRINK A COUPLE OF BEERS

9/11

GOT MY F150
GONNA GO TO THE STORE
GRAB A COUPLE MILLERS AND FUCK A WHORE

INTO MY ASSHOLÉ

Yeahhhhh it's that
Honky tonk, six string
Jesus Christ, chicken wing
Lemonade, clementine
Dixieland, moonshine
Gotta list of reasons why we love it here
Warm nights... and coooooooooold beer

*fiddle solo*

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers, no siree
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook

This all sounds pretty good so far in my head

Thank y'all for comin' out tonight. Y'all having a good time? Beautiful Birmingham sunset right now... I just wanna take a few minutes here... to thank the good men and women who are serving our country. Here's a little tune I wrote back in 2004. Third track on my debut album, "Honky Tonk Hymns". It goes a bit like this...

them painted on jeans is painted on so good

life in Kentucky is much better than the hood

should i fuck my own asshole? i probably should

would you cum in my butt? i know i would

Friday night lights with a girl by my side
Saturday rolls and we're rooting for the Tide
City folks cannot comprehend
A honky tonk weekend

holy SHIT we've got a hit on our hands

damn...

It's a small town thang
Southern twang
Honky tonk beer
My six strang

There's just one thing that I forgot to factor
I found Jesus in a tractor

my dick
is hard
they call me
the bard

imagining this as a death grips lyric is better desu

Anyone else like it when country songs basically list off southern things? They always rhyme in ABCB order and are incredibly easy to write.

Book of Christ
Abraham
Daisy dukes
God damn
Small town
Big boys
Honky tonk
Making noise

Now this sweet tea
Ain't good for me
But I drink it away
Cause I was born and raised
to live and praise
the sweetest drink that Jesus made

>mfw you're BLOWING my MIND

Grab my gun
Kiss my wife
Ain't nothing sweeter
Than the sweet southern life

Southern air
dat dirt blowin in ma face
ohh girl you skirt commin up

Yeeeehaaaaaw

how do you know its not

Book of Christ, Abraham
Daisy dukes God damn
Small town Big boys
Honky tonk Making noise

i ain't losin'
i fuck my cousin

God bless

People who actually grew up with country music will get this stuck in their head

WE GOTTA STOP THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO

WHILE I'M FROM NEW YORK AND HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS
Y'ALL ALL KNOW I'M A SOUTHERN BOY WHO HAS A BLUE COLLAR
WHO CARES IF MY ACCENT IS FAKE
THERE'S RAP IN MY SONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

Heard this one in my head as well

My daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky
He'd cuss kick the dust, sayin' son it's way to dry
It clouds up in the city, the weather man complains
But where I come from, rain is a good thing

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing

YEahhhhh
Blue collar, can I get a holler
Breakin' my back when makin' my dollar
Cold beer, fuck my wife
Damn I love this southern life

>tfw

someone sing and play this please

Are there any generic country song instrumentals that someone could sing over?

maybe this?: youtube.com/watch?v=WdVWYF6f_gI

TRIPS FOR TRUTH

v accurate too

don't bother, the perfect country song has already been made

youtube.com/watch?v=ePjFAZKWKVo

just get an user with a twangy guitar to play a basic chord progression

i could actually imagine those lyrics perfectly fitting into some radio pop country song

they left out when sturgill came in and fucked up the game

old boots, new dirt

9/11 was bad

jesus

nigger nigger nigger

nigga senpai bro

Texanon here. This garbage was on the radio every single day, at least 20 times a day where I grew up. My stepmom would blare it and sing along to it and my baby sister would start trying to sing along with it too, but she couldn't really follow because she was like four.

This is cancer. I started smoking at 16 because of this song because I wanted to die as soon as possible without having to outright kill myself all at once. If you want a laugh, look up the lyrics videos on YouTube and read the comments. Remember, you share a species with these people.

FRIDGE

YEEEE FUCKEN HAAAAAA!!!

a rootin tootin hee haw tarnation yall

AND THEN MOMMA SAID: (next post)

no i dont