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Fat women
Black women
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Vektor
Black metal sucks
bjorn speed strid
I don't listen to power metal
I just shit on it
except when other people shit on it then I defend it
I like to keep this meme genre 100% meme
>not listening to virgin power metal
>not playing d&d with your friends
>not embracing the autism
i want this to be real
Reposting this glorious thing
me on the left
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Ironic power metal is cancer
The only good power metal album is Under the Grey Banner
Me on the right but unironically
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THIS IS MY HOUSE
THESE ARE MY RULES
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND POST ME SOME
P R O O F
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IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE!?
is he quoting lotr?
the thing about that album is that
a. It's actually good
b. It won't change your views on power metal. If you've never listened but listen to /metal/ memes. It's probably the most stereotypically power metally power metal album of all time. This is a major part of why it's actually good, in fact.
Twilight Force aren't ironic. They're just silly but aware that they're silly.
I wonder if Phil laughed his fucking head off if he heard this.
Damn...
>hipsters don't listen to power metal
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>he thinks having fun is ironic
>he thinks having fun is fun
>having fun
WHAT IS THIS PRANCE-MOSHING BULLSHIT
THE SINGER IS LITERALLY LEGOLAS
THEY'RE WEARING ELF EARS
THE BASS PLAYER IS ONE OF THE TWINS FROM THE MATRIX RELOADED
THEY'RE ALL LEVEL 100 ROGUES
I'M ONLY 2 MINUTES IN
I'M CRINGING
I'M COVERING MY MOUTH
PUT THAT SWORD DOWN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG HIPSTER SHIT POWER METAL IS ALL I HAD YOU FUCKING SHIT AND YOU TAKE IT FROM ME TAKE YOUR SHIRT OF RIGHT NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW FUUUUUUUUCK
the keyboard guy is the best member of this band.
why is the keyboard guy always the coolest member of the band?
THIS FUCKING SHIT IS LIKE THE CHUCK E CHEESE ROBOTS FOR HIPSTERS
>hipster wears Helloween T-shirt
>this somehow undermines my absolute love for the band
w e w
cute tummy. would lick. bad face though.
that keyboard guy at 4:46 is hype as fuck
user, we know you really just want his shirt of so you can see his hot body
>why is the keyboard guy always the coolest member of the band?
Because we're high functioning autists
drop black girls and add asian girls for the memes
but the entirety of twilight force is high functioning autists
reposting this for no real reason I guess but why not
I wouldn't expect you to understand normalfaggot
Asian girls are irl memes (they're the memiest womemes), so being a /metal/ meme is implied
THAT FUCKING BAND MAKES BAL-SAGOTH LOOK LIKE SWANS
Yesterday I got really shitfaced and talked to a random stranger on a bus stop about fucking Genesis at like 4 in the morning.
I have never listened to Genesis btw.
i'm telling you, /meal/ and /kpg/ are soulmates
>literally the only Genesis song I know is Land of Confusion
>intimately know the history the band and Peter Gabriel's life story
fucking how
>two of the most degenerate and irremediable generals
nah we hate kshitters
sc2g on the other hand are what we strive to be
>browse /x/
>legitimately get scarred
metal for this feel?
I too switched to talking about Peter Gabriel. Even said that Sledgehammer has a good music video.
Why do I know this crap?
Why do we keep our memes contained to /metal/?
Why don't we force a meme on the entirety of Sup Forums?
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my vote goes to the ovbvious
I thank you, the limit has finally been transgressed. The mirror has been shattered. But what do the splinters reflect?
>the yellow are editing artifacts
what's sc2g like? I used to play a ton of sc2 but I never went there
Do you also get a warm fuzzy feeling watching Peter Gabriel hug Kate Bush?
it's the ultimate bastion of shitposting
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anyone knows similar bands?
let's to it man
Braindrill, obviously
Slaughterbox
RYM has em as technical dm and plain old dm, so here are some charts for your bitch ass
>RYM charts
thanks
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>unique stage presence
>not using RYM charts
word
Help him out?
hot damn. post more metal feet.
>tfw feel my appendix is gonna burst any moment now
metal for this feel?
yeah i know.
i actually hate death. i think there's confusion because their early work could be considered brutal death metal.
feet. björn "feet" strid
Both of us listen to shitty music, both of us shitpost and meme instead of discussing music because there's nothing relevant to talk about when it comes to our music.
It's like we were meant for each other.
Their early work could be considered death thrash too
also why was that deleted
>I asked him to show me his favorite metal song!
>and it was all like RRRAAAAWWWWWRRR BLLLLLAARRRGGGHHHH
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You have all been blessed by this piece of aural Elysium.
You're welcome.
Essential brocore
>metalcore
>deathcore
>djent
>melodeath
>groove
WE SHOULD TAKE BOTH GENERALS AND COMBINE THEM
Can someone explain this album to me? I don't understand why people like it.
>Essential brocore
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are you deaf
In my left ear actually
Little gem from your friends in TN.
YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT METAL
YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT PUSSY
YALL SOME YANKEES
SUCK MY DICK
Were you there for the crossover thread? It was glorious
I love brocore
I can live with that
Are you me?
>nu-metal
>beatdown
>post-hardcore
>'''''hardcore'''''
vektor
Based Jens. I met him at a bar here in is hometown and asked him to do your pic related. He did and we all had a laugh. Cool guy.
NECK
:(
New jute gyte jutegyte.bandcamp.com
First song has a bit of a powerviolence vibe to it
First meshuggah album with 8 strings. Really heavy. Has some really beautiful melodies like in straws pulled at random. Catchy. Idk, it's been my favorite for the past 10 years or so. Changed how I looked at guitar, realized shredding isn't my end goal.
jute gyte es fucking terrible
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Any oldfags here remember when European metal zines hyped up Meshuggah as the next Metallica?
Talking about Contradictions Collapse in particular.
It was accurate. Certainly the most innovative thrash metal type thing since them.
At the very least:
Meshuggah>Techwank
Meshuggah>Atmofeces
Meshuggah>>>>>>>>>>Black Metal
It was pure Metallica worship
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well when they began yeah
Really makes you think
Why is The Satanist such a big pleb magnet?
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>2:42
>EUGH
does this mean that emo is metal?
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would you classify this as technicool browank?
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Infant Annihilator got a new song out guise