Describe an album with a Simpsons quote

>What is it with you boys and that word? I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it's a privilege.

kek

Accurate.

>America: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

>To alcohol...the cause of...and solution...to all of life's problems

>The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes.
>Wait a minute... statue of liberty... that was our planet!

>They have the internet on computers now?!

kek

I love these threads so much. They always die before their time :(

exactly, you can get some really great keks outta these threads

>Anyone who speaks German can't be bad

...

>Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
>Homer Simpson, smiling politely

>Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

>Take that, mom!
>Take that, dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you!
>Take that Dr. Sally Waxler!

>"Are you a registered voter?"
>I'm a registered... something

...

>Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day

>That's not my uncle Lou, and this man's not dead
>That's what I've been trying to tell you!

10/10

>Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!

>I sleep in a racing car, do YOU?
>I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

>If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator

>I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me

>Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Don't cry for me I'm already dead.

>Oh man! You kissed a girl? That is so gay!

>One day it'll happen to you!

(get it? because Smashing Punpkins were what was "cool" in that episode?)

>But my mom says I'm cool!

>Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!

>God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie cigarettes!

>Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

>Why did you take me to a gay steel mill?

>It's a boy! And what a boy!
>That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.

>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
>Aurora Borealis

>All right, here's the four-one-one, folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these.

>Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. I like you as a friend... I think we should see other people... I no speak English...
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: I'm married to the sea... I don't want to kill you, but I will.

>AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
>yes.
>... May I see it?
>no.

>Go banana!

So, basically, I met one nice French person.

>Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I danced with a gay.

>Boy, everyone is stupid except me

>Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.

>If you can't build a robot, be a robot!

Not bad.