Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
David Bailey
nah though
Brandon Martin
What's everyone listening to?
Julian Bailey
bye
Nathaniel Turner
summer friends pls go.
FREDDIE GIBBS (ME DAT) INNOCENT
Isaac Reed
This is what your """queen"""" writes about now
Thomas Long
good article. didn't know Bernie was using DK's kill the poor. very nice.
Nolan Powell
hurry up with the rundown.
Benjamin Lewis
After all that hype for Tegan and Sara, the album gets a lower score than their last one.
Benjamin Myers
I'm not near a laptop and rundown on phone is painful
Landon Edwards
I really enjoyed this album. A short and sweet banging pop record.
Brody Price
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Tegan and Sara 7.1 Blonde on Blonde Revisited 7.6 Mourn 6.0 Xenia Rubinos 8.0
so pretty much the only hopes for a 9.2+ are >swans (if allegations didn't hurt it too much) >frank ocean (if it comes out) >new kanye no way avalanches are getting it
Andrew Howard
what an idiot 2bh
Jacob Perry
gonna do my best shill impression
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Tegan and Sara 7.1 by Cameron Cook Blonde on Blonde Revisited 7.6 by Sam Sodomsky Mourn 6.0 by Ian Cohen Xenia Rubinos 8.0 by Laura Snapes
Colton Robinson
LOL, dumb bitch.
Caleb White
no way swans is getting it. sjw-ism is too real at p4k. frank ocean will be somewhere in the high 8's. kanye will get a high 7. music writers hate it when you release 2+ albums in one year.
Zachary Davis
thanks 4 tryin :)
Zachary Wood
>Mourn 6.0 by Ian Cohen why do they let this misogynist review lady bands?
Bentley Ward
Nailed it
Ryder Morris
>music writers hate it when you release 2+ albums in one year lol, p4k's reaction to that 5-disk autechre album was hilarious. they were so put off and posted a passive aggressive comment when they tweeted the review.
Jackson Morgan
>you and female get drunk >have sex >somehow you're a rapist
americans are too funny
Dominic Myers
you clearly know absolutely nothing about the story you're talking about. idk what country you live in but what happened in this case would have been rape there too.
Alexander Evans
wew she was literally unconscious mate. >americans funny, it was actually two swedish guys who witnessed it and chased him down and apprehended him.
Liam Moore
and don't forget beach house's thank your lucky stars review from last year. petty.
Michael James
swedes would chase you down and apprehend you for looking at a woman wrong
Angel Wood
or sexually assaulting a woman behind a dumpster who is totally blacked out. thank god for the swedes i guess.