Mfw there has literally never ever been a good song named after a girl since the very beginning of time

>mfw there has literally never ever been a good song named after a girl since the very beginning of time

Why's that?

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Because girls are just memes you can cum in

Because you don't listen to enough music

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Layla? Elanor Rigby?

>Mfw I don't listen to music enough to actually have a leg to stand on before making outlandish claims

Simon and Garfunkel - Cecilia

if you don't call Penny Lane a "good" song you can leave now

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>inb4 Scaruffi pasta

Jessica

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If you don't call "Jessica" a good song you can leave now OP

Michelle.

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Michelle

That's a place though

Lola (sort of)

This.

Gloria is one of the greatest songs of all time, especially the Patti Smith version

Katy Song
Clementine

Caroline, No

BTFO

Came ITT to post this.

Sara by Bob Dylan?

youtube.com/watch?v=UGoNCvoZuYA

Agreed

Jai Paul - Jasmine

sunn o))) - alice

These two get it

Madame george

>girl

Frankly Mrs. Shankley

Mary-Anne by Spacemen 3

good choices

Jolene - Dolly "DP" Parton

Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
If you disagree literally go insert a corn cob up your rectum.

Yup

no its not you he is just retarded

Slowdive - Alison
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Naomi

>Why's that?

Because it takes away from the listener being able to relate to it. Let's say the song touches on a specific relationship that many people can relate to, it's all negated once the song uses a name, because the listener can no longer apply it as easily to their own situation.

Take Kanye's "Blame Game"....if he called it "Amber" it wouldn't have the same impact.

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I was gonna say Michelle

Sarah - Diplo (not edm don't worry)
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Alison - Elvis Costello

Roxanne is the only good song named after a girl ever made

how do i upvote on this website

these and
Sun Kil Moon - Carissa
Anco - Penny Dreadful (if that counts)

OP here

You can start posting good songs now

sylvia
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joanna - emily, c'mon

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Waltz for Debby

Yup.

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probably one of the worst i can think of off the top of my head

>Upvote
>Korean Food website

Aphex Twin - Nannou
Song named after his girlfriend
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Jolene s'good

suck my dick, OP

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came here to post this. I want to date a girl named Alison just so i can sing her this song

Don't do this

Jennifer
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my redneck dad used to sing this to my sister to get her to sleep. kinda of sweet in a white trash kind of way.

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Why not? It would be cute!

COME ON EILEEN

Jennifer Lopez by Xiu Xiu

Valerie
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Carrie
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My Michelle
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Josephina
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Madalaine
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Actually, fuck it you're right.

does no one hall n oates?

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First one I thought of

>OP says song named after a girl
>people are posting songs with female names in the title

how fucking dumb are you guys?

anyways back on topic
Hellen by Ariel Pink
Sara by Bob Dylan
Lisa by Burt Bacharach
Celia by Mingus

etc etc etc

Warren Zevon - Carmelita
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jokes on u i named my daughter have a sad cum

Allman bros get my dick hard

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