WHY IS THERE NOT ONE SINGLE THREAD ABOUT THIS?

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because it's shit and the only good Chvrches thread is the one where people were sending her those photoshopped naked photos

That art style is making me cringe big time right now, didn't even listen to the song, clicked the link...saw the image for all of 2 seconds and instantly closed the tab. No no no no no no. No

where can i find this in the archive?

What does Chad Gilbert see in her?

fuck lavren

fuck yov

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would love to

404'd

Bury the male toxicity and rise above! Powerful song.

More than any other CHVRCHES, this is the pinnacle of mediocrity

BRANDON I SUMMON YOU FOR YOUR OPINION OF THIS

Damn how far they have fallen

Not really interested in listening to it.

Damn not even Brandon wants to listen to this shit.

Chvrches are finished.

Sup Forums spammed lavren the splooge photos
lavren is aware of them :(

I feel like we don't talk about how disgusting Paramore is enough.

I post-ironically like Paramore

brandon is a well known pedophile

works with children, goes to karate with children, in love with lavren

is paramore paying ppl
grimes and lavren are crazy about them all of a sudden

that was hilarious
they should have done the nipples one and the vagina one as well

brandon is a vile human being
the fbi had to tell him to stop harassing lavren

there's signs photos of him plastered all over places chvrches show up because lavren is so afraid of him

hi newfag

I think Chvrches would be better with the vocals buried

i've heard that too

he must be fat, gross and smelly

kek they had so much variety

proof that she's aware of them?

and he lives with his sister on the same bedroom
they probably did it already

Who the fuck is this and how does Lavren even know who he is

she blocked a number of them

he tweeted her Sup Forums waifu threads

wait what
what is this
why is chvrches in a cartoon

real-life mcpoyles

of course

he's a stalker who lavren became aware of through us

it's this fat fuck who sends lavren pretty gross twitter pms about how he's going to skin her alive then do her
he's a well known psychopath with no regards of human life

where is the pic from

I'm not a pedophile, it's fucked up to even say something like that.
Never happened.
>brandon is a vile human being
>the fbi had to tell him to stop harassing lavren
Never happened.

Seriously making accusations like this is crossing the line, and can and will be nothing but detrimental to my name. Fuck you Sup Forums.

holy christ screencap(s)?

honestly the fact that you would even associate your real identity with a Sup Forums meme musician at all makes you a fucking idiot

>>brandon is a vile human being

that is objectively true

you even wanted to kill your parents because they gave you shit

i'm with brandon on this one. not cool.

So you're saying you never pm'd Lavren creepy sexual shit?

Someone post screencaps and BTFO this fucking creep cuck

brandon is an evil man

Brandon is the new Ricardo Lopez

I was really pissed off at them for being treated like garbage when I'm actually trying. I could ignore this and continue on with my day, but I'm going to defend myself. More so when someone makes a really fucking serious accusation of me.

No, that was monties stupid ass.I only sent two things to her twitter, the stick one, and the one with me apologizing..That's it. The rest was people using my image and name for their stupid shit that they sent to lauren.

Brandon was taught the most secret and mortal karate techniques out there, when he says he will come after you he's not kidding

RULE 34

What stick one?

so how are things going?

karate with the kids? school maybe? another grocery store job? where are you living?

we need as much information as possible if you're going to continue to talk with us

I trained with shaolin monks on top on mountains and shit son.

>the stick one

what is that? sounds lewd

>He doesn't know who Brandon is
wew lads i guess summer really is here

Brandon is Sup Forums's most treasured asset

Not sure if Brandon was terrified or overjoyed when he first saw this.

Probably both. Probably jacked off furiously after seeing it.

hey, that's really funny

but guess what's funnier? reality

did anyone give you weird looks in karate for being 20 years older and 150 pounds heavier than the rest of the class?

someone saying something like that isn't cool, but if people are willing to go that far brandon then you need to drop your trip or get the fuck out of here.

did you the photo of his class? everyone else is older, brandon is a baby by comparison

it sounds like a grimes wannabe band at this point, to be honest

It's fake
I'm in adult classes faggot.

>montie

now I know you're bullshitting

do the two guys in Cvrches even have names or sentience

fresh lavren

Did you see the threads? He even admitted to sending the shit to her

>takes adult karate classes
>calls other people faggot

...

>black boots
>white shoelaces
Has Lavren turned into a Neo-Nazi?

really don't get the clown-tier shoes
is she ashamed of being a womanlet like robert downey?

dude be careful he might whip your ass with his blackbelt

Seriously brandon, stop posting here. I'm not just saying that to be a dick, I'm saying that to keep you out of trouble.

>the band has focused efforts to find out the identities of users who commit cyber misogyny
W E W
E
W

brandon kick this dude's ass

this, 7kt was wise enough to keep his identity hidden

do we know where in california brandon lives?

It's one thing to fuck around, but to call me a fucking pedophile make such a serious accusation against me is going way too far. I'll play along with the bullshit like everyone else, but when there's something said like this, then it's serious, and I'm going to take it seriously.

calm down yo

...

>no one else posting lavrens

i'm you have made it very clear in the past that you attracted to children and i have no problem saying it

you can't lie to us brandon. we know you better than anyone else. we're the only ones who know you

you're ours

her hat too small for she gotdamn head

>posting a shooped Lavren photo
>you've probably masturbated to it
wew lad

it's kewt

she only needs to do more squats

dude, just get out of here so you don't get the fbi at your door for nothing.

COME BACK BRANDON

YOUR LINE OF QUESTIONING IS NOT OVER YET

There's nothing else for me to say. I'm really fucking pissed someone said that shit about me. I'm not just bullshitting, I'm legitimately pissed off, and more pissed off the mods didn't delete this thread or the posts.

I know you in real life and know that you aren't a pedophile brandon. I won't tell you who I am. Just drop your trip code or get out of here. Whoever said this about you is really fucked up.

It's probably fucking montie's autistic ass that's pissed I'm known around here more than he is. Wasn't it obvious from the whole photoshopping thing?

Wow this is bad.

DROP YOUR FUCKING TRIP

drop your trip, it'll keep you out of prison
and to the person that accused him of this, you're a piece of shit and I hope karma get's your ass for this.

even if he does drop his trip the FBI can track IP addresses

This whole thing is fucked, why would someone make such a serious accusation of me? I don't understand it. I'm over here scared to death that I'm going to end up in prison or have to register as a sex offender for something I haven't done, or will never do. I have no idea why some one would say something like that about me, and what the motivation is behind it.

Fucking auto-correct didn't put my trip in. WHY WONT THE MODS FUCKIGN DELETE THIS?

brandon, just go to bed and stop posting here. sorry this has happened to you but the best thing to do is stop posting here and move on with your life. it should speak in volumes about this place if people are willing to say something so fucked up about you.

Brandon probably started the rumour himself so he could do tripfag shenanigans

>I'm over here scared to death that I'm going to end up in prison or have to register as a sex offender for something I haven't done

don't be retarded dude, nothing is gonna happen

why are yall so pissed at some random shitposter lol, doth protesting too much 2bh