Had a Joy division t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not

>Had a Joy division t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like joy division
>tell her "i guess"
>She kisses me on the cheek
Whoa

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>things that never happened

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>being this new

>Had a Whitehouse t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some lad who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>lad from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like whitehouse
>tell him "i guess"
>He brutally forces his knob up my arse
>"WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?"
>"CERTAINLY NOT RAPED!"
Whoa

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I always get compliments from girls when i wear my JD shirt.
Maybe you fags should try it instead of spouting ''le tshirt band xD'' memes.

I seriously hate the hypocrisy in this, because if this is the other way around, it's sexual harrasment

>dad used to be a musician
>gave me an old t-shirt for Sunn amplifiers or something, left it at the bottom of my dresser, figured i'd wear it cause the logo is cool
>at English lecture
>notice the weird chick who's always drooling keeps staring at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>weird chick from earlier comes out from the bushes wearing some gay hobbit cloak
>tell her "i will call the police"
>she closes her eyes while drooling down her chin, and begins loudly humming
Whoa

>Found an anime shirt just at the bottom of my drawer and figured i'd wear it
>head to Computer science class
>Notice a girl with animal ears staring at me across the room the entire time
>Class ends, so i head back to my dorm
>girl comes up to me and asks if i like touhou Project
>tell her "i guess"
>she awoos
awoo~

qt

Kek

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>Only have a blue shirt in my dresser
>Wear it because I have to
>At English lecture
>No one notices me
>End if class
>Walking back to my class
>No one notices me
Woah

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delete this

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unbelievable

people hate me

Hahaha I bet, you fucking sociopath. That being said, this looks useful. Thanks.

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>the unhappy an unlucky
>an unlucky
>an

hahahaha and you expect me to take this seriously?

Ultra kek

Are you fucking retarded?

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>VN

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hot did you get his #?

>Had a Tame Impala t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like Tame Impala
>tell her "i guess"
>She blows a bunch of smoke in my face
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Whoa

>Had an orchid t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>lad from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like orchid
>tell her "i guess"
>she stabs me in the chest, killing me
>1000 birds fly out of my mouth
whoa

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michael keaton is great tho

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>Had a My Bloody Valentine t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like mbv
>tell her "i guess"
>She turns into a vacuum cleaner
Whoa

did she then succ?

Kek

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:/

>filename

captcha: 100

hey lets fuck retard

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Whitehouse really is that kind of band aint it

aw shit nigga

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>Had a Imagine Dragons t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like Imagine Dragons
>tell her "i guess"
>She reveals herself to be a 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era
Whoa

>Had a Fender t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I play guitar
>tell her "i guess"
>She hands me her number
>turn it over
>ounce of weed taped to the back
Whoa

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>>Had a Macintosh plus t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>>at English lecture
>>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>>end of class
>>walking back to my dorm
>>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like vaporwave
>>tell her "i guess"
>>She kisses me on the cheek

>she

>she had No Place to Go
>she was in Moonlight
>she was a Love Machine
>she told me I was a Homelovin' Guy
>she Didn't Cramp My Style
>she had a Tiger In My Tank
>She Loves You No Less
>she Didn't Need Me
>she Never Said Goodbye
>she Painted a Rainbow
>she Kissed the Eclipse
>she Fed Me with Her Kiss
>she Needed No Trust
>she was Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside)
>she Lost My Breath
>she was All I Need
>she was Nothing Much to Lose
>she Made Me Realise
>she was Slow
>she had a Cigarette In Your Bed
>she Drove It All Over Me
>she was Only Shallow
>she Touched (me)
>she Came In Alone
>she had Blown a Wish
>she was What You Want
>she Swallowed
>she had Honey Power
>she was Good For You
>she was Just Like Us
>mfw

oh lol

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>Had a Mindless Self Indulgence t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at 3rd period math
>notice some girl in a Gir shirt who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>lunch break starts
>walking to the cafeteria
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I'm emo
>I call her a nigger-faggot
>She tells the principal on me

>Had a Flintstones leotard at the bottom of my rock dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at Rockology lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of rock class
>walking back to my rock dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like the Flintstones
>tell her "it rocks"
>She kisses me on the cheek
Whoa

Once had an old lady at the supermarket discuss the band with me
while i was wearing that exact shirt

>Didn't get any kisses
>Mfw

>Had a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks "what's a nin?"
>describe the animalistic way in which I'd like to make love to her
>she calls the cops on me
Whoa

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>Had an American Football t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some buff dude keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>dude from earlier comes up to me and asks "you like american football?"
>tell him "For Sure"
>i'm captain of the team now
Whoa

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Genuinely this, anyone reading this don't follow the image. There's this guy in our friendgroup who doesn't "reveal his intentions" and uses people all the time and half of the time it backfires on him or something goes wrong and he gets called out and ends up looking like a mong.

>Had a Beatles t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured to wear it because why not
>at English lecture
>notice some girl who sits far away keeps glancing at me
>end of class
>walking back to my dorm
>girl from earlier comes up to me and asks if I like joy division
>me: i guess
>her: the fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
Whoa

italian girls are hot

>had Police t-shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured I'd wear it because why not
>teaching english lecture
>girl in back is more attentive than usual
>end of class
>collecting my things from my desk
>girl from earlier comes up and asks me if I like the Police
>Yeah, I guess
>she kisses me
>I kiss her back amd grab a had full of young, student ass
>hear someone coming
>I tell her, " Don't stand so close to me."

Dodged a bullet there.

Kek

underrated

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>have an ANOHNI shirt at the bottom of my dresser and figured I'd wear it because why not
>go to women's literature class
>blue haired girl keeps looking at me
>class ends
>walking back to dorm
>girl from earlier comes up and asks
>So, you like anohni?
>I, guess so
>kisses me
>I feel her dick on my leg
>It's bigger than mine

Woah, no.

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>have a TPAB shirt in the bottom of my dresser and decided to wear it because why not
>go to my African studies class
>chocolate goddess keeps looking at me
>class ends head back to the dorms
>"where you goin' white boy?"
>The girl from before walks up to me
>axs, "You like Kendrick?"
>He had the AOTY last year, yeah.
>"WE WUZ KANGS"
>smacks my ass and dances around
Woah