What would the lyrics be?
If you were to write a song about this guy what would you name it?
Logan Sullivan
Oliver Turner
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Joseph Moore
Baseball Browneye
Jack Brown
>Baseball Browneye
Why that?
Joshua Watson
The ass, my nigga
Jaxon Jenkins
>The ass, my nigga
Do you think he has a woman's? If so, what about it looks like a woman's ass?
Christian Nguyen
what is this baseball man ass meme
I saw it on /trash/ a few months back but I still don't get it
Luis Taylor
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Brandon Collins
booty so big I can hang my chain from it
Jordan Perez
Summer of 65
Ryan Kelly
>booty so big I can hang my chain from it
Butt does it look like a chick's ass? If so, in what ways?
Aiden Moore
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Henry Miller
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Cooper Ross
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Connor Bennett
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Ayden Anderson
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Gabriel Peterson
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Lincoln Watson
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Landon Reyes
>Squats oats and GOMADs once
Jason Fisher
>>Squats oats and GOMADs once
What are GOMADS?
Isaiah Robinson
you asked us to make a fucking song OP
Logan Thomas
"Baseball man"
Basbeall man
Take me away to your wonderful land
Give me your love
Like a big shiny dove
COME ON AND FUCK ME
COME ON AND FUCK ME
COME ON AND FUCK ME MR. BASEBALL MAN
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>you asked us to make a fucking song OP
And now I'm asking whether his ass looks like a woman's? Does it? If so, in what ways?
Henry Myers
How many years have you been at this now? It's been the better half of a decade, surely. For all we know that baseball player could be retired by now.
Dylan Torres
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John Clark
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Alexander Cruz
it's on /hm/ as well
Kayden Gomez
hitting more balls than a gay on a sunday night
swing a home run like i'm exercising a right
what ball do you play? the one with XL shirts?
at least I have the decency to tuck in where it counts
come and swing with me I swear you have experience
i've been swinging for bitches only ever since
65's my number, add 4 for a regular night
because if you fuck with me then I'll start a fucking fight