ITT: Post a band and how you think each member will die

MC Ride: Lung cancer (or suicide)
Flatlander: Tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident
Zach Hill: Playing the drums so hard he dies

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Zach Hill is going to live until he's at least 80 years old.

Zach Hill is gonna age and become depressed, maybe suicide

That's guaranteed for the other two but Zach is a veteran and is simply too dedicated

but suicides not his style

>Zach Hill

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Avey - Suicide by drowning
Panda - Old age
Geologist - Heart attack
Deakin - Disappears at 50, never seen again

I have a creeping feeling that Geologist's time is running out

I agree with all of them excpept the Zach Hill one. He's obviously going to die of a heroin overdose. It's inevitable.

Avey would definitely cut himself to death.

:( he's got a kid

lmao their music is so shit and pointless and takes no effort to do. Complete shit.

Zach doesn't do heroin

Thom Yorke - Will die in his sleep in a short time
Jonny Greenwood - Electrocuted
Ed O'Brien - Will kill himself and be forgotten
Colin Greenwood - You won't even hear about this guy's death
Philip Selway - Cancer
Nigel Godrich - Will die drowning in bucks

Thom isn't even making it out of the decade

Geologist dies at 43
Thom Yorke dies at 56

Dexter: Cancer
Noodles: Heroin
Greg: Quietly in his sleep at 90 because Greg K is the most comfortable human I've ever laid eyes on
Pete: Murdered

Seriously, I don't even like the Offspring, but this image just makes me happy whenever I see it.
Does a more comfortable looking person even exist?

Gene - Overdose
Dean - Heart attack

Gener dies at 52

Deaner dies at 50

W-will they put out an album again, at least?

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Lil Wayne's epilepsy is well-known at this point. I've even heard rumors that some of Kanye's videos have flashing light because he hates Wayne.

Liver Cancer

maynard: kills himself when one too many person asks him about tool's next album
adam: overdose
danny: immortal
justin: heart attack

Oh, yes he does. Big time heroin addict. Trust me, I'm an insider. :^)

Michael Gira: suicide by stabbing a knife into his chest in a grave he dug at aged 90

I think there will be one final album yes
But I think Gene is going to outlive Dean but only for a bit and he will be sure to make one of the feeliest albums ever

>tfw stick a knife in me

Suicide or cancer

Win Butler dies of old age. (80)
Regine is murdered by Win. (76)
Will commits suicide via gunshot. (soon)
Owen gets AIDS. (52)
Sarah goes missing. (very soon)
Richard dies of old age. (96)
Jeremy has a heart attack. (70)
Tim has a stroke. (65)

Not that I wish anything on anyone. Just hypotheticals and whatnot.

I think he's absolutely guaranteed to be the next legend in black music, a pretty big majority having to do with his obvious upcoming premature death but he will literally become a holy figure in the South

The Glowing Man is so obviously his swan song
I give him two years

this one I'm going to disagree with
I think he's going to make it to around his late 60s, establishing a Kim Fowley+Zappa combo legacy
He's come way too far with his music for it to end now

Mac Demarco will be a 27 club member

Zappa died at 50

Anyway I don't see pink offing himself, he's too "hip" and constantly doing things

zach here
don't want no snitches, thanks

>Will commits suicide via gunshot. (soon)
That is all too plausible.

Bowie will die of cancer in the near future.

Oh shit, are you telepatic?
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I hope not. he's my favourite ever front man

>62 years old
>Still touring
hell be fine

Shot by Mark David Chapman when he gets out on parole

clarence clarity

heroin overdose

all the musicians in everything everything will probably live to be 90 and die of old age

I can picture Mac dying in a six-feet-under-intro freak accident way.

Shields will die from an amp explosion, mark my words

I have a feeling Joanna will be murdered by a waifufriend

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