now that the dust has settled, can we finally have an honest discussion about car seat headrest?
his music is completely mediocre. his voice has an unpleasant dopinesss to it, like it's too rounded off or something.
his lyrics are simple to the point of sheer banality, oh sorry but that's 'stream of consciousness' right?
his production fucking sucks. all his shit is absolutely drenched in reverb and the instruments are generally mixed together with the scrutiny of a newborn learning to distinguish shapes. 'but dat's lo-fi x DD' no, lo-fi implies you actually made an aesthetic choice and don't just suck at recording.
stop making excuses for this average (and that's being generous) talent. it's okay if you like him but from any objective standpoint of measuring music, teens of denial and and everything that came before it are 'just okay'.
too bad these are better than anything will's done
Connor Bell
bump. guess the car seat handjob defense squad isn't out of school yet
Lincoln Williams
is this seriously the only size this image comes in what a waste
Nicholas Ward
>his music is completely mediocre. disagreed, he has dozens of truly great songs, more than most bands will ever write. It can be irritating to sift through it all because he's chosen to release everything along the way as he's developed as a writer, but there are some undeniably great tracks in there >his voice has an unpleasant dopinesss to it, like it's too rounded off or something Sadly this desu, half the time he has cringey weak vocals, like I can hear him awkwardly choking on his own Adam's apple
Isaac Morris
hey guys it's me Car Seat Headrest, please check out my new album Teens of Denial. i was going to call it Teens are In Denial If They Think My Music Doesn't Suck Shit but decided to shorten it for commercial purposes. after all, everything is ultimately about the money; that's why i've been selling out from the very beginning! :)
Asher Jenkins
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Lincoln Fisher
Carseatony Headrestano here. after much consideration, i've decided to lower the score of Teens in Denial to a weak chin/10 to more closely match the appearance of its creator. hope you all aren't too upset about this
Jayden Cruz
i don't care about any of those words what you typed but post more Will pix please
Nathaniel Brown
hey it's Will. my chin isn't weak, i'm just lying down. please revise your score or i will pay pitchfork to write mean things about you.
Liam Fisher
perfect example of an ignorant cat shit holocaust fan. drink bleach
Nathan Howard
yeah whatever but you forgot to post a picture learn from this guy
Luke Scott
it's my favorite album of the year so far
Jace Howard
Why are his nipples so red?
Jaxson Collins
so you've only listened to one album this year?
Jason Murphy
Will again from Copy Someone's Hardwork here. some people accuse me of having an unoriginal sound but i think that is unfair. after all, i use way more reverb than any of my victi-- I mean 'influences'. :) please downvote anyone who says this.
Blake Myers
don't worry Will, i'll defend your good name
Brandon Parker
thank you peasant! please support me while i ascend to the top! don't forget to buy many t-shirts and the offical Car Seat Headrest car seat headrest with my face on it! (it's this picture in case you were wondering ) :P
Jacob Flores
what if this is just will samefagging to garner sympathy
Samuel Adams
hey, Will again from Can't Stop Haranguing. make sure to buy ALL of my merch as well as my new album, Twinks are Delightful. :)
David Edwards
so is Will still single after the Twin Fantasy breakup or is he taken
Colton Allen
What is this autism? The album is fine but even if it was bad this would be incredibly high level.
Ryder Allen
i would never do something so shameless! :) buy some merch, kind stranger!
Ryder Collins
While kinda funny
>being THIS mad
Dylan Ortiz
hey Will, this is Victoria Legrand from Beach House. I was talking to Alex the other day and we both agreed that you should lay off the reverb and maybe try something else entirely. Good luck to you in the future. ^_^
Sincerely,
Victoria "Reverb Superb" Legrand
James King
you resort to 'u mad xD' because his music is indefensible and you know it.
Joseph Murphy
i like his music
Isaac Howard
sorry for your condition
Austin Hernandez
i hate him and his shit indie ripoff music
Noah Perez
this is Will. how DARE you slander me like this? i Will (x3) use every last ounce of my trust fund to make sure you never work in the pacific northwest again! please rescind this insult or else!
Aaron Baker
i get not liking his music but what'd he do that's so bad
Isaiah Watson
the real problem with this guy is that he is missing crucial bones from his skull so his whole face looks like it's melting, he has zero under eye support due to recessed orbital rims so he got scleral show, negative canthal tiltm upper eyelid exposure and other subhuman features
Samuel Davis
I agree with this.
Bradford from Deerhunter writes lyrics on the spot, stream of consciousness style, but his have so much meaning to them.
Angel Sanchez
that m after the tilt should have been a ,
Easton Hill
>actually and truly being THIS mad over someone else's success
Henry Roberts
all that and he's still qt truly a god
Bentley Hill
jesus christ Will, that's enough
Kevin Bailey
Thought pic related was a much better rock record, CSH is overrated p4k crap. I never understand how they hype one band and dunk another.
Noah Rodriguez
Christ he reminds me of the kid in high school who would pointlessly argue with the teacher and sit alone at lunch
Ethan Sanchez
lol @ your low self esteem
Cameron Torres
that's the power of the tublr hype brigade
Hudson Jenkins
here's your (you)
James Brooks
more shirtless will pics, less of everything else
Landon Morgan
here's mine (me)
William Bailey
I want to beat the shit out of this faggot. I want to shove my dick down his gay little throat and make him choke.
Jeremiah Myers
would you let me watch
Owen Ross
can I shove my blank up your blank while you're at it?
Joshua Hughes
Yeah and then kiss him
Aaron Campbell
Q T T
Dylan James
and here they are now. they can't defend his music so they resort to ad-hominem attacks in true tumblr spirit. just because he's SQUEE ADORABLE x3 doesn't mean his 'music' is worth listening to, ladies
Austin King
haha yes he is in a particular condition because of his opinion, what a witty retort
Ethan Turner
thats him
Brayden Thomas
Would you lick his boipucci? Yes or yes?
Lucas Collins
wittier than any of Will's horrible lyrics
Wyatt Wilson
it's my only life goal
Kayden Murphy
what is wrong with you???
Evan Miller
is what you should be asking yourself if you think there is anything interesting, good or unique about Car Seat Headrest's music
Landon Williams
i like his lyrics
Jose Evans
you wanna f***cking die/
Anthony Butler
car seat headrest is actually really good. teens of denial is probably my AOTY so far
(also will is a total cutie :3)
Dylan Reed
word
Carter Nelson
>lo-fi implies you actually made an aesthetic choice and don't just suck at recording wew lad. the only good lo-fi recordings are those where the people don't have good recording technology. people that make a conscious choice to be lo-fi are awful.
Benjamin Garcia
james ferraro is my aoty and csh is trash
Parker Reyes
you must identify heavily with mediocrity
Justin Wood
thank you slave! please keep buying my merchandise for yourself and your social circle :)
Lincoln Sanders
uh oh. :( i bet you're a tough man irl and not some emaciated teenage girl with bipolar disorder
Sebastian Rodriguez
upvote
Sebastian Price
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Christopher Martin
le samefagger xxx((( le you don't know what you're talking about XPPPP will is cute y
boy oh boy his fans are more retarded than i thought
yeah, more or less i like hearing the small and insignificant stories from the lives of other people, which are more interesting to me than big sweeping lyrics plus because he is gay i don't find his writing about relationships to be alienating like what straight people write
Ryder Adams
hey this is pretty good, not cringe at all
Christopher Harris
i want to teach him about good music until he ends up falling in love with me, like a shit romance movie
Robert Wilson
his mouthbreathing would get on your nerves after a while
Christian Russell
i think his uncomfortable nerd mannerisms are very charming
Christopher Bennett
I couldn't agree more op. Dunno why so many people suck his dick on here, he makes extremely average generic music.
Justin Wright
jesus christ this is pretentious
Aaron Kelly
i don't think you know what that means
Samuel Russell
is he autistic
Jackson Reed
Will Toledo x Claire Boucher
yay or nay?
I mean theyre babies would be cuteee
Kayden Rogers
adjective 1. characterized by assumption of dignity or importance, especially when exaggerated or undeserved
-taken from dictionary.com
Jace Kelly
he's gay
Easton Fisher
no
Ethan Morris
you're repulsive
Jacob Perry
timestamps for where this happens in the video
Landon Morris
ectomorph incel frame thin wrists thin legs bad coloring 1/10 lower third (shit chin, lips etc.) all kinds of eye area deformations
my final verdict is 3-4/10, at least you aint fat
Juan Hernandez
you tell me
Parker Harris
William Toledo is a male homosexual
Nathaniel Perez
no
James Campbell
pale bois with thin wrists and legs are hot
Nathan Clark
dubs confirm. hope you like Bushwick bear dick Will. handsome men can do better than you
Hunter James
dubs uncofirm you noob
Asher Barnes
even if he wasn't gay there's no way he'd be able to get it up for Grimes: she's ugly, hairy and smells bad
Landon Myers
This shit is surprisingly funny. You should make more parody songs. Don't let your talent go to waste.
Luke Anderson
what are you talking about she is pure and very sexual