Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Possible Chance and DCfC collab? -BNR for Weird Al box set? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
Nicholas James
this thread stands with a bunch of possible rapists, various revolutionary communists, the gator that ate the baby at disneyworld, and rejects the hysteria of harambe the gorilla, the videogame conference E3, and the apartheid state of israel.
PS Natasha Khan is my waifu
Austin Lewis
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Eli Butler
Please, stop.
Easton Lewis
It's gotta be tonight right?
Nathaniel King
...
Ryder Williams
nice anti-meme m8
Austin Anderson
Mitski BNM?
Alexander Bailey
no, she is terrible!
Thomas Gray
They'll finally review it for their ultra-rare Sunday review
Nolan Morales
that album had a great middle.. but a shit beginning and end
Samuel Long
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Ryan Lopez
see
Julian Davis
pls go away, summer friend. dead sara bnm and my rape meme will be here till the end of time.
Daniel Barnes
Hey OP, why doesn't this thread hype and support Radiohead?
Jacob Hughes
Mah nigga
Thomas Harris
I've been here longer than your summer meme
Connor Richardson
new James Ferraro 9.1 BNM AOTY screencap this
John Watson
>betting on not getting any BNM
Ryder Wright
Mitski 8.6 calling it now. Happy is such a good song.
Jackson Bailey
S H I T
Thomas Richardson
God I hate pitchfork in 2016. I think the shit turnout in these threads is starting to show something
Thomas Davis
we got a van Morison BNR and thats all
Cooper Richardson
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Van Morrison 8.8 BNR by Brad Nelson Nick Jonas 6.3 by Kathy Iandoli Nite Jewel 6.2 by Evan Rytlewski Laraaji / Sun Araw 6.8 by Marc Masters
Jason Cook
6.2 for Nite Jewel? Its a good album, guys. Just give it a listen anyway!
John Martin
>Nick Jonas got a better score than AnCo I'm laughing so hard this is fantastic
David Rodriguez
latinx btfo
Anthony Diaz
>p4k shills will defend this
Nolan Gutierrez
More importantly, Sleep Cycle destroyed Painting With
Xavier Collins
It's pretty defendable tbqh, lol
Luke Campbell
get the fuck out. but hey i was wrong
Juan Evans
god bless the haters the memers the patricians and all the rest. god is good all the time. he is risen indeed hallelujah. brad nelson is a good reviewer.
Jaxson Torres
i want to anally tongue fuck zoe with her permission ofc!
Jose Peterson
young meme is as young as it is dumb, dont even compare yourself to the dead sara meme, its paid its dues
Caleb Russell
Ranked 97th in Sup Forums's Top 100 albums of all time