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/metal/: We argue about subgenres edition

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first for slutty, trashy scene girls

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IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

atmoshit is good, bois

>the golden age of scene sluts is gone
time to die

agreed

atmoshit is weak, you can keep that

Why is Lunar Aurora the only good atmoshit band is atmoshit is so good?

>tfw scene girls are almost all 16
Fuckin American age of consent

nah senpai
The ones who were underage in the myspace scene days are all early 20s now. This is the time.

This is barely metal. It sounds like Foo Fighters tuned slightly lower.

Ah, I miss highschool.

>tfw fapping to christine dolce

>listens to pic related
>the riffs go buzzbuzzbuzz from start to finish
>the synths hardly have melodies at all

boooriiiiing, i'd rather listen to that 25 minutes track from filosofem

What classifies trashy? She looks alternative, but not like a junkie or anything.

>Arch Enemy among the likes of Hypocrisy, ATG and DT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw unironically enjoy Amon Amarth

My fucking neck
Help

How can you live with yourself, enjoying a fun melodeath band that has consistently put out decent material for 20 years

It's tough. After listening to them I have to go listen to some black metal demos recorded on flip phones.

atmoshit is shit

I did a quick count and 16 is the age of consent in at least 21 states. I probably didn't count a lot of the small eastern states.

POST EM
RATE EM
HATE EM

>mfw thrown out of the pit and across the room by the massive drunk and all the girls laugh

>not going back in and chimping out

+Municipal Waste, Sodom

Been on a death metal binge recently.

>paramore

fucking realy

I've been branching out, hence the Viper, Beach Boys, Queens of the Stone Age, etc.
But for yours:
++Rhapsody
+Destroyer 666

What a bizarre list.

+BaN, Rhapsody, Nokturnal Mortum, Today is the Day, Destroyer 666, Galneryus, Abigor, Swans, Bongzilla

Good taste my dude

Yeah my taste is all over the place, I know

>not being under the influence of several drugs which will make you virtually unstopabble until you eventually decide to fade out

See, to me I've always felt that the blues of heavy metal sounds way heavier than just some guy who growls when he sings, or some gay Linkin Park screamer like you hear in death metal or whatever.
>sounds like a child throwing a temper tantrum who ran out of breath half way through yelling
>so spooky

...

+sonata arctica, Municipal Waste
+death karma, ecferus
++Galneryus
+abigor
~destroyer 66, nokturnal mortum
-Gojira

In my defense I listened to the Gojira because a friend recommended it and I didn't like it at all

>vaporwave "album"
>several jazz albums
>dares to talk shit about any band
Why are you here?

I wonder if you're that one nigga I recommended Demoncy to the other day...

fair enough, I didn't like ecco jams
jazz is good senpai

Probably, some guy here did rec me Demoncy the other day.

I liked it btw

Who here /pirate/ all music?

>be big guy
>go apeshit in pit
>people are having fun
>last song
>someone punches me into left rib and it snaps

thanks dick

that still didnt stop me from going apeshit under barrier next 2 days

You need to check out Enthroned is the Night now. It's not quite as dark and heavy as Joined in Darkness, but still great.

i do pirate most of my music
but im buying tons of merch and sometimes i buy new bands releases online. not to mention i go to every show i can.

went to 5 shows this year for now, today graspop
next week 2 shows, november meshuggah, and probably gojira twice later this year

Merch and shows (in particular) are cool, but I'd rather make my own shirts too t b h.

I will do that ye, I also still need to check out the new Profanatica.

>I also still need to check out the new Profanatica.
Eh it's a bit of a disappointment IMO. It's very similar to their Disgusting Blasphemies Against God album, but less violent/hateful sounding and more ritualistic sounding. I still dig it though.

>when you go to gojira concert with your wifes son and have fun

Yeah that still sounds enjoyable to me, I do love me some ritualistic sounding shit. I'll see how I like it soon enough at any rate.

>unironically having a wife with a kid
>going to a gojira concert
kys

Christ

Do you kids like Nails?

no

I do for the most part

how new

no u

What if he does it ironically?

Their new album is 9/10

Power Metal is less heavy

meme band for meme people

you'd only know that if you were actively following such a person

Post albums that saw your genitals off with riffs.
>pic related

LOOOOOOOL Nice OP pic bro xD :))))

Sup Forums confirmed for shit taste and being Sup Forumsidya babbies. pathetic.

And another one.

And one more.

Yes it is

*guffaws*
HEY LOOK GUISZ I LISSEN 2 VIPER UNIRONICALLY. DO I GET BROWNIE POINTS?

what is this thing from?

What the fuck is up with this bands album names

>Pandemonic Ululations of Vesperic Palpitations

>Noctambulous Jaws Within Sempiternal Night

christ

Last 7 days

They have a sense of humor.

I don't see how stringing together a bunch of big words that have nothing to do with each other is funny but ok

We know you don't, Pitchfork. It's okay.

2contrarian4me

Thinking a band has retarded album names makes me Pitchfork now? Whatever you say boss

>razer

>horde tat
So what level you guys think she is?

>stringing together a bunch of big words that have nothing to do with each other
isn't that the entirety of what Pitchfork does though?

all black metal is atmospheric
"atmo black" is just code for
>I don't know how to play a blast beat
>muh generic arpeggios
>muh repeating one riff for 10 minutes
>muh synths

>zelda metal
cringey lyrical material even by metal standards

Opeth might be up your alley.

Only one song.
Cringe is The Faceless's Autotheism.

AOC is 16 in 30 states.

Most of the US thinks it's 18 in every state because it's 18 in California and Hollywood writers are idiots who think the world revolves around their bubble.

>wifes son

hahahahahaha

Why did nobody tell me Manowar was this fucking great? I thought they were going to be bad dad butt-metal like Pantera.

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they're arguably the pinnacle of american power metal lad

It's 14 in Texas

get on my level


except they have to be two years within your age until they're 18

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manly as FUARK

>4:18

Kek

ANUS review of Gojira's L'infant Sausage

"The biggest sham in metal to this day. Being a propaganda tool used by hippies to turn metal into rock music, Gojira continue what they’ve done since the beginning: making “heavy” parts out of rhythmic chugging with pick scraping sounds before playing “soft” parts that sound lifted from A Perfect Circle. Rock made for angry menstruating Deepak Chopra reading faux-guru hippies. Add the cringe worthy “deep” lyrics and it’s no wonder people thought the world was going to end in 2012 when both this album came out and a new record was set the world over in dolphins beaching themselves."

...

if America has manowar, what's the manliest europower band and manliest j-power band?

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thoughts?
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Last fm acting funny and I can't post shouts, when I could literally 12 hours ago.
Anyone else having this problem?

Best Manowar coming through

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killer vocals and bass tone
guitars are bad pantera tho

the only metal album ive ever listened to is Aske

can someone recc me literally the most HEAVY metal album you ever heard? were talking the most desperate, deprived stuff you've heard from the genre