FACT: There has never been a good fat musician who made good music while they were fat

FACT: There has never been a good fat musician who made good music while they were fat.

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Charles Mingus

Black Francis.

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hivemind for truth

but don't ever /thread your own post again

Gucci Mane
MF Doom
Action Bronson
Big Pun
Fat Joe

I can't believe this fat fuck is still alive

Killer Mike.

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Killer Mike
Notorious B.I.G.
Aretha Franklin

All of these, plus Big Punisher

>when you're wrong
see pic rel

is this the thread where we pretend Solomon Burke never existed?

Rick Ross

>implying 8 seconds between posts doesn't basically count as a simultaneous post
there's no way you could copycat someone else's answer and find and post an image within 8 seconds, clearly two people had the same idea at the same time

accept it, black francis blew you out

>thicc
>not superior
wew lad

DOOM isn't fat

obesity increases estrogen and estrogen impairs creativity

Aretha motherfucking Franklin.

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>hurr durr I think I understand neuroscience but I'm actually just a dumb pontificating faggot who should commit suicide immediately

kys immediately

Found the fattass

fat mike

kek

>action bronson

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fat mike wasn't even that fat, plus NOFX kinda sucks

obese mike

B.B. King

D Boon
The guy from Pere Ubu
The singer out of Canned Heat

I mean, yeah, but Action Bronson isn't even that good fampai. Definitely a lot of people don't fuck with him.

why did he do this, did he think he had the upper body or core strength to pick himself up?

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of you dying of a heart attack

He's an American

>very few popular artists over 250lbs
#StopFatShamingArtists

You were saying?

>he doesn't know about solomon burke

Yes he fucking is

No it's okay, you couldn't hear me because you're autistic and don't realize that posting on Sup Forums doesn't actually make sound and having to read everything in your head out loud is actually just a personal disability.

Kill yourself.

Assemblage 23

The band is even named after how many sandwiches Tom Shear assembles for lunch

>or Baby Huey

>wrote his best album while overweight after having a career of great album after great album

>it took this guy eight minutes to post this
Hope you enjoyed that hot pocket, it could be your last.

Tim Maia
Him is a legend.

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>implying

He wasn't accusing you of samefagging, you dipshit.

>Fat musicians are literally all Americans
Like pottery

Which one?

George Clinton

Ben Cooper for Radical Face?

Benji

u mad you aren't creative because being a girl holds you back? blaming the wage gap and toxic masculinity for your inevitable failures?

Biggie

So yeah OP you just got proven the fuck wrong. Sucks to suck.

>falling for the bait

He's just middle aged. The scale for what is considered fat goes up around then.

You should go back to Sup Forums

go to 14:00

youtube.com/watch?v=UxpG1BMeSDw

>projecting this hard
>thinking that just because youre an SJW cunt that everyone else is

Itzhak Perlman

First post best post

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BRIAN WILSON
R
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Chubby Checker? Barry White? Leslie West?

Bach
That guy from Nile
Gary Moore

Chino Moreno (Deftones) around '06-07

>he thinks I'm a girl
wew lad

Biz marki
Elvis Presley

Not sure if Bach was particularly fat but Schubert and Handel were definite lovemuffins

Fats Waller

youtube.com/watch?v=PSNPpssruFY

this
kill yourself

was he really fat though?

Also classical and jazz don't count

Doom and Big Pun are the only good ones
I just don't really care for Gucci

Big Pun?

yes he was fat

Tim Maia is Brazilian

Well OP how does it feel to be so wrong?

D. Boon

KILL WHITEY

POLICE SUCK

I'M DA BES

Com Truise my boy

David Thomas from Pere Ubu was very fat and he was great

good music is subjective

Big Pun
Biggie Smalls
Dj Khaled
Grimes
John Wesley
BB King
The Smiths Vocalist
Elton John
Lady Gaga
Gucci Mane
Rick Ross
Fat Joe
Mally Mall
DJ PLUS SIZE
Thundercat

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MC sapão
kanye west
George clinton
DJ FAT BOY SLIM
Homer Simpson
Gorillaz
Britney Spears

I didn't think he had anything wrong with whites or the police but he is very political

Yeah get in here pham

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no it doesn't

Extreme Elvis

>hip hop
OP clearly asked for good musicians who made good music. No hip hop musician has ever made an album that was above a 6/10

jerry garcia

>classical and jazz don't count

yes they do you fucking dickstink.

Kendrick lamar
Brian wilson
Jorge Aragão
Mc Bola 7
Tim Maia
Baleia
The Whale Boys
Fatman
Big boi
killer mike
Aretha Franklyin
Jack white

He doesn't

Bach is literally the greatest and most important musician of all time and he was fat for at least part of his life

this

literally all of those are bad """musicians"""

he was a bit hefty, but not that fat

Johan Sebastian Bach