Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care] qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -What classic will they review tonight? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans. -/p4k/ forever
My prediction is Swans will not be reviewed in this round. It will probably be Mitski's Puberty 2, which I predict they will give a high score. At minimum, an 8.6.
Logan Campbell
>At minimum, an 8.6. and deservedly so. a masterpiece in our time
my bet on tonight's classic is something groundbreaking by a gay artist, to tie nicely in with the orlando narrative which has dominated the past week
Julian Young
Yeah, I only listened to it twice but I still remember all the songs for some reason, which I usually don't. It's quite fantastic.
Ian Sanders
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerro & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Henry Sanchez
leave Amber Coffman alone
Gabriel Powell
the thread shouldn't stand with anyone and refrain from engaging in silly clickbait outrage
nothing matters but the pans, the BNMs and the tranches baby
Thomas Walker
why should i leave her alone? she ruined a man's life. he lost his business and his family, and he was never even charged with a crime
you don't know what clickbait means.
Michael Taylor
You reap what you sow
Joshua Bennett
he took the risk of being a scumbag, and got his dues for it, fuck off with your authoritarian tinged ironic shitposting
John Campbell
tonight is classic review only.
Anthony Walker
Mitski
Carson Gray
Damn, I thought it was Monday tomorrow.
I take these back now. These won't be reviewed until Monday.
David Ortiz
no one, its classic review night isnt it?
Wyatt Thomas
>classic review night >tfw going to have to wait 25 hours for Swans love to spread and for RHCP getting BTFO once and for all
Eli Watson
what is the story behind Amber Coffman
Ryan Hughes
iirc the head of the publishing firm she was a part of straight up groped her and lseveral other musicians under him many times over the years
What does that mean, do they just pick an album on RYM with over a 4 twenty minutes before the deadline?
Gavin Hill
wouldn't surprise me desu of all the useless features pitchfork has peddled over the years this one must take the prize
Charles Bell
don't even try flirting with me, silly boys!
Landon Brown
i want ian cohen to call me a good girl and give me LOTS of headpats
Ryder Wright
I don't know, at least its more music focused than a lot of their other additions
Austin Jackson
What do you think she thinks about as she falls asleep?
Other than
Jace Fisher
pitbull, cats, deathgrips, memes, me
and how much she hates redditors........hint hint wink wink nudge nudge
Josiah Jackson
...
Xavier Bennett
Want to fuck?
Tyler Clark
if dubs they're reviewing the jurassic park OST
Evan Turner
Bitch you're mine
Blake Cooper
""""no"""
Mason Jenkins
hate fuck is best fuck to be honest famalino
Owen Mitchell
cute, CUTE!!!!
Lucas Fisher
does zoe sleep naked?
Ian Martin
Boring, no one cares about the shittiest Beatle anymore
David Watson
panned. george harrison btfo. 9.0
Juan Lewis
>over Ringo
Gabriel Adams
I don't want to bother reading it, did it not get the ten because of the boring ass back half?
Parker Cruz
yes, along with the boring ass front half
Nathaniel Martin
and the middle half?
Owen Reyes
she covers herself with pussy juices not hers btw ;)
Caleb Murphy
it didn't get a 10 because it's a 9/10 album.
(but yeah they sorta pan the back half of the album. i'd guess the front half alone would probably only get like a 9.5 from p4k)
David Carter
Knock it off with being lewd.
Nathan Clark
Did All Things Must Pass get another re-re-release again?
Elijah Perry
No, they're just reviewing classic albums
Brandon Lopez
"My behavior was wildly inappropriate, hurtful, and terrible." - Heathcliff Berru Yeah, we are standing with him
Cameron Carter
>9.0 oh piss off 'jayson'
Parker Stewart
>RHCP getting BTFO once and for all Haven't they already done that time and time again? Sure they gave Californication a 6.8 but that's a pretty dumb score for a "love it or hate it" album. They gave their last 2 albums 4s and COMPLETELY ignored BTW which is fucking stupid.
Either way I'm sure they'll give The Getaway a 4 something... or just ignore it again.
Nicholas Jackson
i hope they give it a 9.3 bnm ryan dombal redemption review and one of those weepy specially designed 'cover' articles they did a while back and a headline slot at pitchfork festival next year, just to fuck with people
Brandon Thomas
What will they give Dead Sara?
Carter Nelson
8.3 BNM screencap this
Jason Robinson
We can only hope senpai
Jack Nguyen
>Colouring Book and AMSP are better than All Things Must Pass OK then Pitchfork!
