Spit a verse user

Spit a verse user.

Fuck this nigga OP
Put your dick away, don't show me
This nigga gay
likes it in the A
nus, smokin dicks until he OD

inside is yellow :)

I speak the gospel, hostile
Tony doing time for what he did to nostrils
Paranoid mind, I'm still under the watchful
Eye of the law, aspire for more
Them kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw
Flaws ain't flaws when it's you that makes the call
Flow similar to the legends of the falls
Spill it, I own you all, yeah

yo
i'm a nigga
my finga
on the trigga

Anyone have the copypasta about the dishes not even being clean yet?

nigga turn my headphones up
turn them shits up
i cant hear out of my left headphone

Government's a joke with the lying and the filibusters
when I full a busta he crying with no strength to muster

to be honest I blew my load on the filibuster pun

Some folks are born, made to wave the flag nigga
Ooo, they're red, white and blue nigga
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief" nigga
Ooo, they point the cannon at you, Lord nigga

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son nigga
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no nigga

Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand nigga
Lord, don't they help themselves, y'all nigga
But when the taxman comes to the door nigga
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yeah nigga

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no nigga
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no nigga

Yeah, yeah nigga
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes nigga
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord nigga
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?" nigga
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!", y'all nigga

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son nigga
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one nigga
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one nigga

>rhyming nigga with nigga without an internal rhyme scheme

scum

*burp*
*vocally harmonizes*
Load Access Rights
Experimental latte artists
Securing your managerial position in the tumultuous market
"Intelligence Referendum?"
*police siren impersonation*
Adjusting to your new HiDef Mobile life
The monthly payment for your new Apple Smart Car is now required, diverting GPS to nearest payment environment
Virtual Machine integration

This

Life teaches that nothing is forbidden to us, I once thought that meant we were free to do as we would
To pursue our ideals no matter the cost

But I understand now; It's not a grant of permission, life is a warning
Ideals give to easily away to dogma, dogma becomes fanaticism; No higher power sits in judgement of us, no supreme being watches to punish us for our sins.... In the end only we can guard against our obsessions, Make way for apologetics and make up for all our transgressions

Only we can decide whether the road we walk carries too high a toll
We believe ourselves avengers, redeemers, saviors, We make war on those who oppose us and they in turn make war against us

We dream of leaving our stamp on this world....Even as we give our lives to a pointless conflict, All that we do, All we are, Begins and Ends with OURSELVES

I fucking laughed way too hard

DO IT.

Bless your heart, that mixtape was cute
I liked and subscribed and I shared with my crew
But the album cover shoulda had a pony or a kitten
Or a pretty little princess - something more fittin'
...For that juvenile shit you crank out, it's not smart
To make music like Warhol made pop art
If it's food for thought, it's a pop tart
Put through a cookie cutter, so just stop. Start
...Once you have something new to play
Or something slightly different to say
Until then, you should probably stay out of the way
Stick with your fingerpaints and modeling clay

Look, I'm a nice guy - condescension is merciful
Worst case scenario, I make the hearses full
I put beats to sleep, go Dr. Jack on a track
But I'll slaughter a sucka, and shove his corpse in the stack
You wanna get in a mass grave situation?
Keep company with everyone hatin'
Warning number one is this intimidation
There's no warning two, I skip to aderlaten
So think at least twice before you plan to pull shit
This matador will take no bullshit
But don't think twice now, just pay attention
There's a few more things I have to mention

I make more guac than chipotle, I’m always stackin’ my chips
You wanna talk about dough? I run this bakery for tips
I’m rolling in bread, frosting cupcakes and cookies
I go Gordon Ramsay when I roast rap rookies

i rip and i rhyme
i rhyme and i rip
this is the way that dylan spits

SASQUATCH, GODZILLA, KING KONG, LOCH NESS
GOBLIN, GHOUL, A ZOMBIE WITH NO CONSCIENCE
QUESTION: WHAT DO THESE THINGS ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER

I feel nothing
erase my memory with 2 blunts
i do my own stunts
ur a cunt

Go to sleep earl

Best ones

Yeeaaah
Check check check it out
MC FuckYoBitch in the house

Where's your heat at? It won't lit
I'm not surprised, check your thermostat, no digits
I drop a dime, you can have that, collect your tip
Go buy a rhyme and bring my cash back, you broke ass bitch

Never betray me, oh and while you're at it
Double my inhibitor, I can't hack it
Be my buffer, my habit hunger havoc
I digress, I can't live in this contagion
I spread into incisions on occasion
Heavily stricken witness visions
Omens wall to wall followed by a loss of any and all symptoms
It won't lit

You're like, "Hold on. Fuck, it won't lit."
Stay put, you're the wrong one, bitch don't fit
Too shook, you're flows off blood, this won't hit
Got no hook, true or false, though you can't spit
Bitter face, Frida Kahlo the Costco remix, you're a case
All you got though free shit, what a waste
How can you not know? So which is it: love or hate?
You'd rather not know why shit won't lit, fucks hesitate

Didn't mean to, I, I
Just assumed it'd be you, I, I
Never knew no idea, I, I
Was confused, excuses
It won't lit's a Rubik's cubicle
For the new cog to chew off
To sulk with and flask on
How the sick with it put my mask on

im gay

ONE HAND IN THE AIR

OP sucks so much dicks, his jaw broken
Sucking dicks was never enough,he sucked again and again

He's such a whiny bitch,little stupid bitch
get ready for this dick,bitch

OP, please, stop being such a faggot
you damn little snitch maggot
I hope you get AIDS


Listen to me,OP
hang a rope somewhere
please, don't breath my same air


Kill yourself OP

God that verse was terrible.

You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean

It's the subtle end.
I crisscross over moons and oceans rising with the tides
Prideless and defiant.
Evoke a sense of greater self
Oscillate on axes between waste and smile
One eye stretched over prizes.
Somber.
Cut up a few pieces, but don't worry about pain and such…
Terror lives in the mind of the beholder so the lies always bring the rate up.
Rape
Fuck
Screw you.
I'm impervious to ill will 'cause there's no such thing.

I'd rock you to sleep, but moon rocks are unhealthy and amethyst's heavy
Guess we'll have to settle with a blink.
I combine three elements with acid and neurosis to create a sixth one.

A sick sixth sense.
Unwinding near bliss, but mostly where crisp clear ends.
Big reveal- It's a functioning dystopia.
Caught in a net of fibs.
Augmented set of ribs lost thoughts of yesterdays until solipsism hit.
Try to claw your way out.
Fragments hurt vision.
Blood effervescence.
Legions track the baddest.
Please, please clap for passion….

Look at this face. Now, tear it off.
Tendons connect the tissue just barely.
A broken bone or two is nothing when the sky's fading.
beware of safety.

i fucked your old ass grandma on the kitchen tabletop
Came inside a trillion times but the semen just won't stop
She's gushing like a waterfall her belly like a black beach ball
She slides right off onto the floor and drowns in all my creamy spore
Her saggy titty bags still screaming for more
Yo yo, your grandma's a whore

Mul on tyttö joka planeetalla
Ja kaksi parhaalla
Kaksi parhaalla
Ei missään kolmatta
Vaikka oon vaikka oon
Oon oon oon
Avaruusmies
Avaruusmies

Tytöt noilta planeetoilta
Tahtoisivat pois mun mukaan
Mutta alukseni ahdas on
Siis ajatus on mahdoton
Mahdoton vaikka
Oon oon oon
Avaruusmies
Avaruusmies

Minä lennän läpi avaruuden
Tahdon löytää tähden uuden
Tähden uuden
Tahdon löytää tähden sellaisen
Jotta saisin naisen kolmannen
Kolmannen sillä
Oon oon oon
Avaruusmies
Avaruusmies

Oon oon oon
Avaruusmies
Avaruusmies
Oon oon oon
Avaruusmies

>it aint me

Det är det enda ni gör på dagarna
Ni sitter där i Ventrilo och spelar DotA

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
Let's get it on

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
I hear you man
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
I feel you man

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
Let's get it on

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar, och motståndet vi sleepar
Don't worry, be happy

Yo
Check it
This might crazy
But I finna be dicked by dr dre and jay z
They look at me seductively
Its like they wanna suck my dick
Well shit come over here and suck it

somebody posted this and actually thought they were being funny

Your post ruined my whole night

All these were much worse why did you have to single mine out, mine was legitimately funny. Do I seriously have to explain the humor in it?

wow, you must have a hard time getting offended by everything.

Meant for

my dick
is hard
they call me
the bard

face of autism everyone

U want a lime?
I ran outta time
I cant rhyme
Refrigerator

Envious, standing there with my half eaten pizza crust
On the other slices sprinkling pixie dust
Left hemisphere full of rust while my right turns to puss
Feeling of putting your brain in a vice, crush
Brain splatter on a sterilized tray, mush
Gerome serving it to the government on a platter dissecting the grey matter

You're low-test
I've got low tests
I'm a master of the language
You get low on your tests

Ravioli
Ravioli
Give Me
The Formuoli

damn....

I get spit a verse in this thread
Jay Z's eyes stare in the back of my head
too much pressure, [Verse 2: Pimp C] drive a KompressorTop notch hoes get the most, not the lesserTrash like the fuck for 40 dollars in the club
fucking up the game, bitch you gets no love
She be cross country givin all that she got
A thousand a pop, Im pullin Bentleys off the lot
I smashed up the grey one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads
Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary
Your bitch chose me, you aint a pimp you a fairy

DOCTOR DRE AND JAY GET THE FUCK OUT
YOU GOT A FIVE HEAD AND THIS OTHER NIGGA POUT
DEM MAN GOT STACKS BUT SHOTTIN PCP IS WHAT IM ABOUT
BLAZIN ANGEL DUST TILL MY WHOLE LIFE IN DOUBT

new mixtape 2037 hmu on my online character

fantastic

if i heard this in a rap song it'd make me chuckle, simplistic but pretty good

I can imagine almost an exact beat that would be under this

yall already know who it is
and or what time it be
it's your boy rapping a rap over this
bitches, sluts, hoes, falling out of they clothes
cocaine snow a life filled with ice
pour out champagne for my niggas in tha earth
pull out the chopper put you niggas in a hearse
dont let a nigga like me get on this verse
its a curse watching lives get snatched like a purse

bruh

take a peg out your car and ruin your life.
sharp like a knife, rap attack...strife.
don't give a fuck bout Sup Forums cred
listen to Passion Pit till I'm dead

kek

skrrrrrr skrrrrrt
...
yah... yaaah
oww yah
check my wrist... yah
7 rollies.... yah
got them straight bambonies
yo niggas still ride in rollies
yah...

straight to the point like im fucking confucius
you niggas is luscius, you niggas is lame
tame
yah

yah?
yo mom still listen to Game?
hem
you less entertaining than a stem
yaa
...
yah

Ima finna bring it back
Back like black
crack on black, wack on stacked
Like a dead black stacked with some crack
Slept with a white chick then got slapped
Dick was too small, girl came strapped
Popped his dick off, ran like snap
White chick, snapped, snapped his neck
Woke up dead, god said sheit
Prayed for forgiveness like dear jesus
God said hell naw and kicked his ass to hell
Now dis nigga work at taco bell
Taco HELL
Nigga got his dicked chopped off
Now he makin tacos
Devil turned him mexican, calls him paco
White girl fuckin with a white ass chad
Doesn't know she got that nigga ass clap
Nigga makin tacos, bitch makin babies
Clap got the babies now dey got rabies
Just goes to show, can't trust a nigger
If you roll up on an African
Pull that trigger.

And I'm busting and I'm coming in
Watch him cause he's sick
When he be coming with these bars and shit
Oh shit it's me, I'm so fucking disgusted
Busting I already said it and I get it I'm a cousin
Yeah I'm so cuzzed out
And you already know me homie
You can't really clone me
Unless you hold me and you fold me
It don't make no sense but I still get it like I got it though
Rocking like a novice but I rock it like a rocket though
Got no words left but I still spit it so disgusting though
Still get it busting I'm still
My shit is still ripping, give me words though
Flip it like a smooth guy
Ambidextrous, and I'm still flexing kid
You can't really fuck with this
Dog I'm the best in the West and shit
If you could give me the shoe, yo you know the shoe fits
And this Jew do spew shit and the shit's sick
Oh shit, best to do this since 2Pac was doing music
Yes sir this Jewish kid still spew the sick shit though
Watch me I got a sick flow, yea I still get dough
Shifting gears, spit flow, shit, shit, rip low
Got it young
Full clip though
Nah none of that
Transformers is the dummy rap
Yo I'm still past that
Yo I'm on some new shit

and I'm lying, dog you can't really fly with me
Dog I'm sick yo I still rip like I'm riding G
Oh shit, give me a word, a syllable, a verb
Damn I'm a nerd, still ripping so absurd
Give me a pronoun, an adjective
And I get out of here, you can see me I'm rapping shit
Oh shit I'm still rapping shit, and I'm still at this kid
And I'm still active with the shit I'm active with
You see that I'm still elastic with it
I'll still stretch it out homie
And my shit is still dramatic kid
Watch me and I'm flagrant, I give a fuck and I make it
Watch me, I'm the greatest
You can't stop me and I make it
Still breaking down potatoes like I'm fucking Galileo
I'm still up inside the sky like I'm fucking mashed potatoes
Making no sense and it don't really matter though
Eat any rapper like I'm eating tuna casserole
I don't really give a fuck, yeah I still spit a bunch
Watch me, yo watch I give a fuck I still spit it cause
Yo I'm so cuzzed out, cause I'm from the loved-out
Yeah L.A. you can watch me and I bump out
I don't give a fuck, I'm still bumping 'bout something
And I'm so underground that rap kids call me Tubman
Rare commodity, the quality is what it's got to be
And my philosophy is much further than what your eyes can see
Half-ass cash, you could get the fast cash
But I got a gas mask so you know I got the last laugh

nice

...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just got her wet
Pitchfork 9.2

fuck lil wayne
and the government's corrupt
yo fuck the government
cause i don't give a fuck

and fuck that mainstream shit
cause im underground
yo fuck the mainstream
cause i don't give a fuck

im a spiritual lyrical miracle individual
spiritual lyrical miracle individual

i got money in my bank account
i got bitches in my skank account
i got jesus in my thank account
i got asses in my spank account

i aint give a fucc whatchu think about me
if you gonna bother me and don't let me be
i'm lookin at your face i'm just gonna go reeeeeeeeee

Knees deep mom spaggeti

Spaghetti on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

Black is wack
White is right
But I won't frown if you're brown
Time to worship the Aryan race
If you want to save some grace
I'm gonna lynch you from a tree
Faster than you can say B.I.G.
That fat fucker would've broken the branch
Gonna rear you lot in a Texan ranch

Im the bes
Im the bes
Im the beeeeeeeeeeess

Thank you for this thread, OP. You're the real MPV.

it's like this y'all
we ain't peaceful
standin tall, over the bodies
a generation of memes,
who's got the keys to you dreams now

we ain't goin away, I'm more than just delay
dumb frog poster well shit maybe
memes fade, a legend just keeps comin
back
we in a wolf pack
thread hijacked just like the Wojac

>yo
>that feel when yo, yo
>that feel when a girl playin me
>that feel when I kno
>that it's all for sho, but it don't stop
>the flo
>my pasta's all over the flo
>why stand in a ro
>fffffffffffffffffffriday night's
>gone south just like Orlando

get off r9k
and getcha AK
knees balls deep in a sea of the aw
fuck it
just don't forget you're here to stay
moot, snacks, the traps
relax
it'll be all over one day
partyv& and the pool's closed
they'll be no one left to pay

and OP's gay

I JUST TALKED TO JESUS
HE SAID 'WHAT UP YEEZUS'
I SAID 'SHIT, I'M CHILLIN'
'TRYNA STACK THESE MILLIONS'

ayyo im in the aeroplane over the sea
im thinkin bout how strange it is to be
anything at all
in the summer winter spring and fall
now im a little boy in spain
playing piano and brining pain

I had nothing to say
And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me
(I was confused)
And I let it all out to find
That I’m not the only person with these things in mind
(Inside of me)
But all that they can see the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel
(Nothing to lose)
Just stuck, hollow and alone
And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own

[Chorus]
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long
(Erase all the pain till it’s gone)
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real
I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along
Somewhere I belong

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

lmao

kek

i slay dre and jay
motherfuckers will pay
for my shoes
YOU LOSE

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are spagetti
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The spaghetti goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, spaghetti spaghetti now
Spaghetti run out, spaghetti, blaow!
Snap back spaghetti. Oh, there goes spaghetti
Spaghetti Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't spaghetti

Tell me a story
Tell me a story
Make it filled with pain and glory
Glory
But no we move
With loved ones we can't soothe
Bye Bye
Don't cry cry
Let's all die die

calm down lad
it just wasnt v funny
get over it
move on

roses are fine
but violets are bigger
pitchfork 9.9
you can't step to me, nigga

I'm having a baby and the baby is you

*smacks lips*

kek


He spends way too much time naming horror creatures and it's just cringy as fuck

Creedence Clearwater Niggaabble?

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal NIGGGAA!!
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
NIGGAA!!
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
NIGGAA!!
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending
NIGGAA!!

[Bridge:]
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
NIGGERR!!!
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Ma Nigga

First off girls are bitches.
I´m starting this song with
burning some bridges.
I don´t give a shit
if I never get rich
cause gays that rape kids
run shop business.
Catholics batshit crazy old fascists.
I see them guard more pedophiles
than hassidim in Reseda
and PETAs are cracked out asshole eaters
protecting animals
with their penis
believe this
each dude in congress
sleeps with each bitch
laughin at people that eat shit.
And the president won´t let us
in the level of his bedroom.
He sits and takes
orders from the Devil

Mexicans,
can´t help but to
get a bit upset with them
send them back
they just come
jump the fuckin´ fence again
let us in
we´ll cut your grass
half price
we pick lettuce
real nice
like Asians
with the rice.
Look at the whites
afraid of their own shadow
cause it´s black
white trash smoking meth
instead of crack
when did blacks
get whack?
it started with Simmons
in the yoga pants
now rappers dress
like women
the food at Ayreb restaurants
is great, but your money gets sent
to some towel head of state
but the food is
too good to pass up
it´s true the worse of culture treats women
the better the food.

I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all
And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all
I'm piggety black black
And black black and blackety black yo
Because Im black and I'm back
Yo I'm black and then black y'all and I'm blackety black and
I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all
And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all and
I'm piggety black black black blackety black black black black black black black y'all
And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all
And I'm blackety black cause I'm black

Dun dun dun dundun

OK but before I can begin I need as many keywords as you can give me.


Not bad, you're pretty good. That last line about the food was kinda whack though.

this is still such a tune idgaf