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RHCP FUCKING DESTROYED

JUST

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>No Frusciante


they should have ended it there.

>Gave Californication a 6.8

Did you ever expect anything else

why would you not expect this? RHCP have always been hacks.

>while closing track “Dreams of a Samurai” suffers from a severe case of atmospheric bloat.

the fuck is this review

>Gave Stadium Arcadium a 4.7

There are "critical darlings" and "critical villains" and memes like Death grips.

You mean pitchfork has always been total trash

Seriously though, why do people take Pitchforks word as gospel?

I don't read any reviews. Just listen to it you fucking faggots and make your own opinion of it.

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>having time to listen to every album
enjoy living forever.

That just might be the shittiest quote I've ever seen

Pitchfork reviews need to be used with a modifier depending on the artist. RHCP have a +1 modifier, so The Getaway is a decent but not great 6.4

I still pick and choose what I listen to you fucking drone.

I mean arbitrary numbers don't mean shit anyway so you have that too.

RCHP is an amazing band that has made some terrible, terrible music.

big boy picking music all by himself. wow.

enjoy autism

I wouldn't take advice from a man who is such a terrible parent his own son fell off a cliff

WHAT DOES THAT NUMBER MEAN

>dying music publication past its peak reviews dying band past its peak

P o E T Ry

i mean it's still pretty funny

N-NO!

>judging an album without listening to it

If you don't have time to listen to an album, then don't judge it, either, especially if you're just gonna dickride some other motherfucker's opinion.

>caring about pitchfork's ratings

>We turn red and we turn green
>It's the craziest thing I've ever seen

What did he mean by this?